1 Start his own crossdressing male-princess bestiality prostitution business, with Yoshi as his canvas and hallucinogenic mushrooms as the finishing touches to the paint - Mario
This list is messed up.
2 Strap Lammy's naked, crying body to an operating table, shave her beautiful hair right off, drill a hole into her skull and insert his phallic guitar (and a straw) into the mushy cocaine-riddled abyss of her brain while Parappa and Katy watch - Parappa
I don't think even Chris-chan is that degenerate.
3 Tie up every single pony he can find, no matter how young they may be, and imprison them in his basement for...reasons - My Little Pony
Sucks but I'd rather get imprisoned by this idiot than get raped by him - Neonco31
4 Make it his lifelong dream to lick, suck and worship every single character's feet and privates (again, no matter how young) until his mouth goes numb - Sonic The Hedgehog
5 Transform into Sonichu Chris-Chan and electrocute Gunvolt so he could electrically overflow to death and sexually assault Lumen - Azure Striker Gunvolt
6 Skin Alphys alive, throw her off one of Hotland's highest cliffs into the boiling hot lava down below and effectively...AHEM...REPLACE her as the resident weeaboo of the game, if you know what I'm saying - Undertale
7 Kidnap and sexually harass almost the entire cast - Touhou Project
Don't forget raping them
8 Torture every Precure (especially Cure Moonlight) to death - Precure
All of the Precures can kick Chris Chan's fat smelly ass any day, I don't think he'd even be able to touch them at all, the Precures can use hand to hand combat very well and have all their powerful special attacks.
9 Cut his perineum open with Sniper's knife - Team Fortress 2
10 Mace, torture and sexually assault Coco to death over Crash's fur being a slightly different shade of orange in the N-Sane Trilogy, then eat Crash for dinner later - Crash Bandicoot
11 Try to defeat Kira, Shinn, and Athrun in his Sonichu form - Mobile Suit Gundam SEED/SEED Destiny
12 Inflate poor Kirby until he literally pops like a balloon - Kirby
13 Kill Zero for looking different from his X series counterpart - Mega Man Zero
14 Harass all the girls in μ's - Love Live!
15 Tie up Ami and Yumi so he could have sexual intercourse with them - Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi
16 Use a shrink ray on one of the trains and then shove it up his bum - Thomas The Tank Engine
17 Pop some Puyos with Risukuma and Ocean Prince - Puyo Puyo
18 Take Conker's girlfriend Berri to Pooland with him so that he can get her all nice and muddy - Conker's Bad Fur Day
19 Perform brain surgery on Jimmy with his penis - Jimmy Neutron
OH GOD the cringe...
20 Attack Sonic for having blue arms - Sonic Boom
The classic! - BorisRule
21 Join The Hero Factory - Hero Factory
22 Kill Rudolf Hargen with a Curse-ye-ha-me-ha and then have a big sex orgy with Aika, Rion, Mapia, Neina and all of the Delmo Corps women - Agent Aika
Considering Hargen in that series was planning to turn the Earth into his own harem, that wouldn't be too far off the mark and Chris would have been jealous of him getting a bunch of women unlike him.
*KABOOM* - BorisRule
23 Burn all of the local villagers' houses down, starting with his own - Animal Crossing
24 Fly all the way from Johto to Kanto in an attempt to "save" Misty from Brock - Pokémon
25 Have sexual intercourse with skeletons and robots - Undertale
26 Have sexual intercourse with the animatronics - Five Nights At Freddy's
27 Go inside Spongebob's brain (Plankton-style) and mind-control him into screwing Sandy in public - Spongebob Squarepants
28 Join the Fire Nation in an effort to destroy the legendary Avaturd once and for all - Avatar: The Last Airbender
29 Replace the Fire Nation with the Sonichu Nation - Avatar: The Last Airbender
30 Become the new George Liquor - Ren & Stimpy
31 Perform his version of "Chop Chop Master Onion Rap" - Parappa
32 Transform into Chris-Chan Sonichu and fight Asperchu - Asperchu
33 Attempt to copy Rito's accidental fall - To Love-Ru
34 Turn everything into Sonichu-related - Regular Show
35 Kindnap Marina and Probably have sex with her in some kind of private room - Splatoon
36 Put Gunvolt's hand into an electric socket and overflow his electrical charge so he could die - Azure Striker Gunvolt