Best Things That Could Happen If Mario Was Real

Mario is awesome in video games, but what if he was real? Here are some things that would happen if Mario & his gang were real. From Koopas, to mushrooms, you might not want to do these things in real life.
The Top Ten
1 Mario punching a block & hurting his hand
2 Mario drowning in real life underwater levels.
3 Yoshi killing us

I WOULD LOVE THAT. laugh out loud

4 Mario jumping on Koopas (turtles) & killing them
5 Mario getting high on mushrooms

There's not even ten items what?

6 Mario getting arthritis
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