Best Things That Could Happen to a Metal Fan

The Top Ten

1 All Metal Allstars Start "The Ultimate Band"

2 You're a Member of a Successful Band

3 Free Tickets for Your favorite Metal Festival

4 All Dead Metal Musicians Come Back to Life

5 All NSBM Bands Will play Antiracist Black Metal

6 Buying 2 Beers & You only Have to Pay One

7 Your Black Shirts Would Cool You Down While It's Hot

8 All Your Favorite Albums Just for $100

9 Getting Paid for Wearing your Best Shoes

10 The Most Epic Conditioner Which Transforms Your Hair Into Something Epic!

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