Top 10 Things Danteem May or May Not Have Said About Luigi

The Top Ten
1 Luigi will always be my favorite video game character of all time. Luigi killed Samus Aran in 8-12-14. he use a green sun and explode her to death than he use green giant flames to make it explode more. Best day of my life!

Best quote from Danteem, hands down.

Somebody really hates Samus Aran...

The only thing I agree with him is his hatred of Samus

Who keeps track of the days they kill Samus?

2 He smarter than Solid Snake!

Ok now that's just lying

snake go boom boom

3 He is the best video game character of all time and Mario is the worst!

This is all true info based on his immaturity.

I love Luigi slightly a bit more, but come on. Mario and Luigi both deserve credit together.

Luigi is a great character(I'm not Danteem)but Mario is still better

Without Mario, Luigi won't existed

4 He should be the main character of Metroid!

Huh?

5 He's smarter than Samus Aran!
6 He's faster than Sonic on cocaine!

This is the best thing about Luigi. He always buys my cocaine when he faces Sonic. Now look at my wallet.

Luigi will never be faster then sonic,no matter how much divine luigi takes

He does cocaine and therefore he is inspiration

More like,"Sonic is faster than Luigi on cocaine! "

7 He's stronger than Arnold Schwarzenegger!
8 He can fly like Superman!

Is Danteem and idiot? No he can't...

9 He is the most underrated character ever!

Well he made it the most overrated character

He claims That Luigi isn't overrated, But Luigi REALLY is.

Not even close...

Need I mention:
Gord from Freddy Got Fingered?
Alphys from Undertale?
Waluigi from Mario?
Lammy from Um Jammer Lammy?
Raz from Psychonauts?
Courage the Cowardly Dog?
Rocko from Rocko's Modern Life?

10 I wish he was my brother!

So you wish you were Mario? Let the hate run, Dante, let the hate run.

I thought you didn't want to be Mario

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11 I secretly ship him with Mario!

Cringe...

12 Luigi can play Mother 3 AND Cave Story all the way through without even shedding a single tear!

In that case, I am a Luigi hybrid. Either that or I am heartless

Has he?

AND Undertale?

13 He should beat up Samus Aran!
14 I want him inside my pants, and vice versa!

Do you need to see a doctor, Danteem?

15 His teeth are white enough to burn the foreskin off of Justin Bieber!

Ok, this made me laugh a little.

16 He cooler than Dante!

You must really hate yourself, Danteem.

INTENDED to be talking about the Devil May Cry Dante

17 He braver than Link!
18 He's like Papyrus if Papyrus had skin on it!

Oh my god, this is SO true.

19 He sexier than Princess Daisy!

That's just why too far

20 He's a better dancer than Waluigi and Micheal Jackson combined!
21 His outfit is awesome enough to melt the faces of unworthy men!
22 He could punch out Mike Tyson any day of the week!
23 He should have been the referee in Punch-Out instead of Mario!
24 He is the greatest spaghetti maker in all seventeen-and-three-quarters universes of the omniverse!

I didn't know the omniverse was that random

Mario is

25 He's the best overall character in all of recorded Italian history as we know it!

That isn't even history

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