Things That Define Golf In a Nutshell
The Top Ten
1 The Players Are Too Lazy to Get a Living
2 Everyone Going Ohhhhh When Something Happens
Well duh! Hardly anything even happens in this game, so you HAVE to celebrate when something does!
3 17 Hours of Masters!!
4 #2 Most Watched Dad Show
What's the #1 most watched dad show?
5 Random Clapping
6 Slews of Video Games
Boring! It only works if it has a popular and well-liked character in it.
7 Tiger Woods
Eldrick Tont "Tiger" Woods is an American professional golfer who is among the most successful golfers of all time.
8 Inverted Scores
9 Water
10 People Clap When It's Like 70 Feet Away from the Goal
The Contenders
11 White Gloves
12 Civilized Clapping
13 Silence
14 Retired Football Players Still Trying to Stay Relevant
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