Best Things to Do After Listening to Justin Bieber

The Top Ten

1 Rip one of his posters

I enjoy buying his posters so I can shat on the then rip them

2 Do everything on the things to do with a JB CD list

3 Send him a picture of poop

I would never send him a pic of my poop he would masturbate with ir

4 Break a CD of his

5 Listen to real music

Like what I try to do with most pop songs.

I'd rather listen to Tool than Bieber.

I do it every time.

6 Go mad and beat him up

7 Join JB hate communities

This is fun to do. Even though many people can't stand hate communities, this is definitely one exception.

8 Make a TheTopTens list about him

No more of those please

9 Go on with your life as normal and realize that no one is forcing you to listen to it

You do realize that stores play it on a daily basis, which therefore means forcing you to listen to it.

10 Read TheTopTens lists to calm down

I do that every time.

The Contenders

11 Call him and politely ask him to stop making music

12 Flush his doll in a toilet

13 Burn him with lots of fire!

14 Bang your head against the wall forever

15 Stab yourself with a spork

16 Commit Suicide

17 Light Yourself On Fire and Jump Out of a Window

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