Top Ten Things to Do After You Take a Bite Out of an Apple

Apples are fruits. They usually come in the colors green and red. They can be used to make fruit salad, to be eaten raw, or to poison innocent young women who are the fairest one of all.
The Top Ten
1 Glue it on a cheap computer and pretend it is an Apple product
2 Spit it at your most hated teacher
3 Put the rest on eBay for 400.000$ and sell it as "John Lennon's Last Meal"
4 Pose as a testimonial for dentures
5 Pretend you're Leonidas
6 Have an allergic reaction
7 Choke
8 Chew
9 Savor the Taste
10 Swallow
The Contenders
11 Look for the other half of the worm
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