Top Ten Things to Do to Donald Trump If You Saw Him in Real Life

The Top Ten

1 Drag him to a frozen lake and trap him under the ice

2 Spit on him

Pretty sure now that he is in office, this list is illegal.

This is funny but at the same time this is too much.

3 Flip him off

4 Moon him

5 Tell him he has small hands

6 Summon a sharknado

I will, with the power of Tumblr users!

7 Steal his hair

8 Grab the closest spoon and use it to scoop his eyes out

9 Sell him Mexican products

10 Kill him

The Contenders

11 Kick him in the nuts

12 Rip his heart from his chest, then while he's screaming, dump lava on him while cackling wildly

13 Pee on him

14 Kick him

15 Sneeze on him

16 Spray him with spray paint

17 Pray to Mecca

18 Force him to listen to Nicki Minaj

19 Tell Him That He Should Lose Weight

20 Get a Mexican army

21 Force Him to Watch The Problem Solverz

22 Assassinate him

NO! He'll become a martyr. Plus, you'd get Pence.

23 Make him eat dog poop and drink cat pee

24 Wrestle him

25 Fart on him

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