Top Ten Things to Do In an Elevator

The Top Ten

1 Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger: "Wanna see wha in muh mouf?"

2 Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

You have got bravery.
P.S. people have died in them, possibly more likely the old open ones. There used to be a time before the internet when it was open and men stood in it with you probably asked which floor or something.

3 Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.

4 Lean against the button panel

5 Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off

6 Meow occasionally

7 Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."

8 Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers

9 Sing "Mary had a little lamb" while continually pushing buttons

10 Jump really high when it is about to stop

The Contenders

11 Stare at your thumb and say "I think it's getting larger."

12 Film a video

That's what I do when I go into an elevator.

13 Fart

14 Have sex

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