Top Ten Things to Do If You Have No Guests at Your Birthday Party

i decide to make this list after i watch the music video of the song Pity Party
The Top Ten
1 Scream

I don't even GET birthday parties...

2 Destroy your cake

No one every comes to my party's so I don't even bother with making cake. I don't even cook. I hunt for food

3 Make an imaginary guest
4 Be crazy
5 Ruin your toys
6 Listen to the song Pity Party
7 Burn your house down
8 Eat your cake
9 Commit suicide

If nobody bothered to come to your birthday party, you might as well.

10 Ruin your decorations
The Contenders
11 Sleep
12 Eat the whole cake
13 Play Video Games

That's what I would do

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