Top Ten Things to Do If You See a Scary Clown
Around September 2016, reports of clowns lurking around the streets and houses scaring people had begun. Some states in the US, (such as North and South Carolina), have clowns attempting to lure kids into a bush, to do god knows what. Luckily, I haven't faced a clown yet, but what do you do when you see a clown? Take a look at this list for your safety.The Top Ten
And jump into a haystack, when they walk by it looking for you kill them and drag their corpse into the hay. - Skullkid755
Oh yeah, this is amazing really, why is this happening? - Martinglez
Run?! I would beat the heck out of them instead!
Run where the bastards cannot get 2 u!
My dad has a riffle in his closet. And In my neighborhood the clowns have already killed 6 people. So whenever a creepy clown knocks at my door, or I see him. I can grab my dad's riffle and shoot him until the bullets run out.
I'll run and gun him into the ocean. - Skullkid755
Yeah! As a weapon for protection.
I need a weapon
They'll get arrested for "Clowning Around". - Skullkid755
Lol. That's hilarious! - Neonco31
I live in the Carolina's and every 5 seconds there is a kid being lured into a bush. I have called 911 and I got a clown arrested. Thanks for the list Catacorn, its very helpful.
And then enjoy heaven. - GrapeJuiceK
Kick it until it dies.
If it tries to get near me or fight me, I’m not holding back
Maybe you should hug it, after all, he has a sign saying free hugs.
And then command it to destroy other clowns. - Skullkid755
Yeah! Awesome! Dude, I would do this if a clown ever comes near me!
And crack them, that's what clowns deserve. - Skullkid755
What if it's a girl? - ProPanda
AWESOME! - PeeledBanana
The safest option on the list.
Keep traps around too. - Skullkid755
Wait but what if he smashes a window - Yoshidude
Again, traps. - Skullkid755
With a bat. - Skullkid755
Bear trap should do the trick. - RogerMcBaloney
I was hoping to see this. - Skullkid755
The Contenders
Rumor has it that the colorful parts of the clown taste like birthday cake, so any German shepherd, pit bull, or just a very vicious chihuahua would enjoy chomping down on his arms, legs, etc.
Spelling correction: the action of having your dog attack is spelled "sic", just as the original post had it. Somebody changed it to "sick" which is incorrect.
Unless it's a circus dog. - Skullkid755
The best thing since sliced clown - GrapeJuiceK
Like a ninja on steroids. - Skullkid755
Do your best Toshiro Mifune imitation, and eviscerate the clown.
Taekwondo
Baby mama
Like Chuck Norris!
In the brain. - Skullkid755
The best course of action of course. - RogerMcBaloney
That's what you do, right? - Sop