Top Ten Things to Do If You See a Scary Clown

Around September 2016, reports of clowns lurking around the streets and houses scaring people had begun. Some states in the US, (such as North and South Carolina), have clowns attempting to lure kids into a bush, to do god knows what. Luckily, I haven't faced a clown yet, but what do you do when you see a clown? Take a look at this list for your safety.

The Top Ten

Run Away

And jump into a haystack, when they walk by it looking for you kill them and drag their corpse into the hay.

Oh yeah, this is amazing really, why is this happening?

Run?! I would beat the heck out of them instead!

Run where the bastards cannot get 2 u!

Grab Your Weapon

My dad has a riffle in his closet. And In my neighborhood the clowns have already killed 6 people. So whenever a creepy clown knocks at my door, or I see him. I can grab my dad's riffle and shoot him until the bullets run out.

A few months ago, there were reports of a clown at my school. If I ran into him, I would have grabbed an AK-47 and 360 noscoped him

I'll run and gun him into the ocean.

Yeah! As a weapon for protection.

Call 911

I live in the Carolina's and every 5 seconds there is a kid being lured into a bush. I have called 911 and I got a clown arrested. Thanks for the list Catacorn, its very helpful.

They'll get arrested for "Clowning Around".

Lol. That's hilarious!

Fight It

And then enjoy heaven.

Kick it until it dies.

If it tries to get near me or fight me, I’m not holding back

Act Friendly Towards It

Maybe you should hug it, after all, he has a sign saying free hugs.

And then command it to destroy other clowns.

Are you making a reference to It?

Kick It in the Nuts

Yeah! Awesome! Dude, I would do this if a clown ever comes near me!

And crack them, that's what clowns deserve.

What if it's a girl?

Stay Indoors

The safest option on the list.

Keep traps around too.

Lock All Windows, Doors, and Vents

Wait but what if he smashes a window

Knock Him Out
Say "I Like Trains" Right Next to Him

This is kind of hilarious

The Contenders

Set Up a Trap

Bear trap should do the trick.

I was hoping to see this.

Sick Your Dog on Them

Rumor has it that the colorful parts of the clown taste like birthday cake, so any German shepherd, pit bull, or just a very vicious chihuahua would enjoy chomping down on his arms, legs, etc.

Unless it's a circus dog.

Slice Him Up

Do your best Toshiro Mifune imitation, and eviscerate the clown.

The best thing since sliced clown

Like a ninja on steroids.

Roundhouse Kick Him

Taekwondo
Baby mama

Like Chuck Norris!

In the brain.

Flirt with Him
Tickle Him
Tickle His Belly Button

The best course of action of course.

Take a Video
Give Him Cryptolocker
Put Him in a Headlock
Act Casual
Challenge Him to a One-On-One Wrestling Match
Get in His Van for the Free Candy

That's what you do, right?

let me lock the door so no one distracts you

Flip Him Off

he might stab you in the neck like you in call of dooty

Ask If He is Pennywise
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