Top Ten Things to Do If You See a Clown

And jump into a haystack, when they walk by it looking for you kill them and drag their corpse into the hay. - Skullkid755

Oh yeah, this is amazing really, why is this happening? - Martinglez

Run?! I would beat the heck out of them instead! - AnimeDrawer

This would be my first instinct. There’s no way I’m going near a clown. Those things aren’t for 5-year-olds!

My dad has a riffle in his closet. And In my neighborhood the clowns have already killed 6 people. So whenever a creepy clown knocks at my door, or I see him. I can grab my dad's riffle and shoot him until the bullets run out.

If you are an adult, you might want to keep a taser or a gun with you. But if you are a child, I suggest skipping this part. - Catacorn

I'll run and gun him into the ocean. - Skullkid755

A few months ago, there were reports of a clown at my school. If I ran into him, I would have grabbed an AK-47 and 360 noscoped him - Absolite

Lots of officers are going around trying to get the creepy clowns behind bars. So if you spot a clown, don't hesitate to call 911. - Catacorn

They'll get arrested for "Clowning Around". - Skullkid755

Lol. That's hilarious! - Neonco31

I live in the Carolina's and every 5 seconds there is a kid being lured into a bush. I have called 911 and I got a clown arrested. Thanks for the list Catacorn, its very helpful.

If you're brave enough, knock that dude out! - Catacorn

And then enjoy heaven. - GrapeJuiceK

Kick it until it dies.

If it tries to get near me or fight me, I’m not holding back

Most clowns attack the people who insult it. If you wave at it or say hi, it might do the same thing back at you, and it won't bother you. - Catacorn

Maybe you should hug it, after all, he has a sign saying free hugs.

And then command it to destroy other clowns. - Skullkid755

If it's a guy clown, kick him in the nuts a few times so he'll be in too much pain to chase you. - Catacorn

Yeah! Awesome! Dude, I would do this if a clown ever comes near me! - AnimeDrawer

And crack them, that's what clowns deserve. - Skullkid755

AWESOME! - PeeledBanana

The easiest way to avoid a clown attack is to just stay away! - Catacorn

The safest option on the list.

Keep traps around too. - Skullkid755

That way he won't break into your house. - Catacorn

Again, traps. - Skullkid755

If you suddenly think that you are Bruce Lee, knock the clown out! - Catacorn

With a bat. - Skullkid755

Rumor has it that the colorful parts of the clown taste like birthday cake, so any German shepherd, pit bull, or just a very vicious chihuahua would enjoy chomping down on his arms, legs, etc.

Spelling correction: the action of having your dog attack is spelled "sic", just as the original post had it. Somebody changed it to "sick" which is incorrect.

Unless it's a circus dog. - Skullkid755

The best thing since sliced clown - GrapeJuiceK

Like a ninja on steroids. - Skullkid755

Do your best Toshiro Mifune imitation, and eviscerate the clown.

Like Chuck Norris! - AnimeDrawer

In the brain. - Skullkid755

That's what you do, right? - Sop