Top Ten Things to Do If You See a Scary Clown
Around September 2016, reports of clowns lurking around the streets and houses scaring people had begun. Some states in the US, (such as North and South Carolina), have clowns attempting to lure kids into a bush, to do god knows what. Luckily, I haven't faced a clown yet, but what do you do when you see a clown? Take a look at this list for your safety.And jump into a haystack. When they walk by it looking for you, kill them and drag their corpse into the hay.
This would be my first instinct. There's no way I'm going near a clown. Those things aren't for 5-year-olds!
Oh yeah, this is amazing. Really, why is this happening?
My dad has a rifle in his closet. In my neighborhood, the clowns have already killed six people. So, whenever a creepy clown knocks at my door, or I see him, I can grab my dad's rifle and shoot him until the bullets run out.
Yep, weapons are great for protection, self-defense, and hunting. So, I'm not going to the free candy van.
I'll run and gun him into the ocean.
I live in the Carolinas, and every five seconds there is a kid being lured into a bush. I have called 911 and I got a clown arrested. Thanks for the list, Catacorn! It's very helpful.
They'll get arrested for "clowning around".
Yeah! Awesome! Dude, I would do this if a clown ever comes near me!
And crack them. That's what clowns deserve.
Maybe you should hug it. After all, he has a sign saying free hugs.
And then command it to destroy other clowns.
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Rumor has it that the colorful parts of the clown taste like birthday cake, so any German shepherd, pit bull, or just a very vicious chihuahua would enjoy chomping down on his arms, legs, etc.
Clown: Hehehe, I will trick this girl!
Girl: Ooh, a clown! I shall flirt.
Clown: Hi, Lucy! Would you like candy?
Girl: Have you been working out? You're so hot!
Clown: *walks away* Dang, she's a freak!
Do your best Toshiro Mifune imitation and eviscerate the clown.
Oh gosh. Once in my neighborhood, there were reports of a white van driving around, offering kids candy. I wasn't allowed to go into the woods on my street after that. I am apprehensive. I still don't know what he would do if he got close enough, and he hasn't been caught.
The best course of action, of course.