Top Ten Things to Do If Your Crush Has a Boyfriend or Girlfriend

Worst things that could happen. Also, please don't do this if that happened. This list is just a joke. I know some things are impossible.

The Top Ten

1 Kill Yourself

2 Kill Everyone

3 Eat Poop

Okay... I recently found out my old crush got a girlfriend... so should I eat poop now or something?

4 Drink the Ocean

5 Kill His/Her Boyfriend/Girlfriend

6 Join the Contest "Miss Poop"

7 Drink Your Medicine

8 Eat Your Brain

9 Move on

10 Eat Soap

The Contenders

11 Join the Contest "Most Broken Hearted Girl/Boy in the World"

12 Cut your hair

13 Cry

14 You somehow end up with them and have their ex call you a stealing slut

15 Scream "Deez Nuts" at them

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