Top Ten Things to Do Like a Boss

The Top Ten

1 Eat a bagel

I've eaten Bagels, So I'm a boss!

2 Call a sexline

3 Buy a gun and put it in your mouth

4 Meet a giant fish and screw its brains out

5 Jump out the window

This is hardcore stuff

6 Eat some chicken strips

7 Pass out in the sewer

8 Puke on Debra's desk

9 Crash your car

10 Score some coke

The Contenders

11 Make an internet series called "Like A Boss"

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