Top Ten Things to Do to Mr. Krabs If You Meet HimIf you hate him, these are the stuff you can do to him.
The Top Ten
This list is pure evil how could you monsters say and want to do these vile unforgivable things remove this list now or I'll call the police on you
I wouldn't murder him I would scold him for how harsh he is to mr krabs because he is mean but murder is always wrong
Thanks for this list. I hate Mr.Krabs - EpicJake
No murder is horrible take this off the list
Actually, him getting beaten up is laughable. You see? Funny is meant for things that are pleasantly humorous. But laughable is meant for things that bring unpleasant humor.
If you ask me, I no longer like funny things. And so, I prefer laughable things depending on what they are.
When I mean laughable, I mean humorous in a contemptuous way. And sicne I have contempt for Mr. krabs, I'd laugh nastily at him if he dies painfully.
Getting him beat up is funny
Hell yeah! It's what he deserves for being too greedy for his own good.
If he only cares about that instead of anything else, that would be the best way to make him suffer, then give all the money to pearl.
This is probably the only thing on the list that would bother him. - 3DG20
Why Isn't This Number 1
You go, my fellow hater of Mr. Krabs! I want that to happen to him because of his extreme greed.
I would put poison in his food so he can die
Put The Poison In A Krabby Patty
He's been poisoned in the show already. - BlueSheepYT
That would be interesting. But I'd rather make him my slave because slaves are treated worse than servants.
NO! Especially if you love Plankton, you will be forced to be AGAINST him! - BorisRule
That's better than making him a servant because slaves are mistreated more than servants.
That will teach him a lesson after doing it to Plankton in One Coarse Meal.
You better believe it, TopTenJackson. I honestly with that Plankton killed that crab for taking his formula. Besides, it was Krabs who stole Sheldon's recipe when they were kids. And that's why he (Plankton) was trying to get it back from him (Mr. Krabs).
Yes - JPK
Totally! Those are what he deserves for being a villain.
But he can be in water... - Datguyisweird666
Like the extremely greedy crustacean he is.
I bet that he'd make a tasty meal for his haters. If he's a main course, that would likely be more interesting.
"I wish I was steamed" - Mr. Krabs and it came true! - Neonco31
Guess all I have to do is steal King Neptune's crown and make sure he burns Mr. Krabs to a crisp. - ModernSpongeBobSucks
That would really make my day. What make my day more is see him die forever.
That sounds interesting. But it may not be enough.
That's too silly of an idea. How can that torture Mr. Krabs?
This could be funny. - Goatworlds
He would probably choke the lights out of him...But please tell me this list exist because of Mr.Enter - Jkthemanwiththeplan
I laughed so hard at this. Move it up, people! - Cesium
Yes! That would be awesome!
That's what he deserves. But I just hate it when the writers of SpongeBob SquarePants refuse to do that. Are they trying to promote his bad behavior to kids? If so, they should be fired.
Smrpg1996, I salute you for posting that.
That's the SpongeBob version of Hell, which is where Mr. Krabs belongs forever because of all the bad stuff he did.
Yes do it because he sold SPONGEBOB'S SOUL FOR A PENNY BEFORE
The Flying Dutchman tried to send him there but Krabs cried like a baby and the Dutchman let him go just to shut him up if TFD put him in DJL I would give TFD a million jillion dollars
Seeing those things happen to him would warm my heart.
I like this one a lot. I honestly wouldn't be surprised if he adopted Pearl, I don't know why people act like it's a surprise. - Cesium
Like what Cartman did to Kyle once on South Park (with HIV) - KalloFox34
If He gave Plankton panaroia and depression, then why not? - BorisRule
Even Though I Hate Mr. Krabs, This Entry Is A Little Too Far
The worst page on Encyclopedia Dramatica, there's a GIF of a kitten going through a blender, a severed wolf's head in a toilet, a man slicing his penis into ribbons, famous shock sites like Goatse and Tubgirl, and Anime pornography - ZootopiaFan
Oh come on! Happy Tree Friends is just as horrible as Mr. Krabs. Therefore, they and that crab should murder each other.
I don't think he can kill all of them at once, they would probably gang on him and tear him apart, just like in the Mad comic - ZootopiaFan
Even though I hate Happy Tree Friends, I HATE MR. KRABS EVEN MORE! and I hope he watches that show and reacts to all the blood and gore
Even if Mr. Krabs did try to fight, the HTF characters would come back, I wouldn't say the same for Mr. Krabs if he dies
Like Brian did to Stewie in Family Guy
No, Mr. Krabs isn't a good person person at all. He's not even a person. Instead, he's a conniving lowlife who will go to any lengths just to obtain money and is willing to harm and kill even his own daughter just to be wealthy. And for that, he deserves to die.
Are you crazy?! He'd enslave the hell out of you just to earn money! But if you want to work him, then you can die with him for all I care.
And then shoot him.
Mr. Krabs is a good person.
That's an opinion. I personally find it funny. - Goatworlds
How wrong you, Goatworlds. You act like this is funny when it isn't. Instead, it's laughable. If it's funny, I'd see it as being pleasant. But that's not my kind of humor.
My type of humor is revengeful humor. So if I see Mr. Krabs with his eyes ripped out, I wouldn't go, "Haha, that's so funny." Instead, I'd say, "Hah ha, serves you right, bonehead! "
This is hilarious. - Goatworlds
YES! This is the best way to torture him! - Datguyisweird666
How ridiculous that sounds! I may not like Justin. But at least, he's not as bad as Krabs.
He might like Justin Bieber, though. - anonygirl
"Squidward smells... G O O D" - Torchpost
Whoever put this suggestion here should be destroyed. Do you suck up to Mr. Krabs? If so, how about you let him torture the hell out of you?
Whoever put this suggestion in this list is a blind a** kisser of that crab. If he or she loves him so much, then he or she should die with him.
That would be AWESOME!
I second those.
Just like Sedullus' death in Spartacus, just with a volcano added
If that happens, that company had better kill hi mas brutally as possible.
How deluded all those lovers of that crab blindly suck up to him as if he's real. Can they not see how evil he is? How would they like it they kiss is a** and he tortures them for money?
Like that's ever going to work. Honestly, who put humorous ways in this list?! It's not meant to be funny! If I made this list, I'd make it serious.
Make him play sonic 06
Dora and that crazy crab should murder each other!
Good idea. -Poppliolover05
Oh come on! How will that work when he isn't real?
Lets go see his reaction.
Yeah, and use a chainsaw so his blood splatters everywhere!
Firewolf5, I'm glad that you want Mr. Krabs dead as much as I do. But could you not put "Lol" in your anti-Krabs post? My kinds of Mr. Krabs haters don't use humorous abbreviations.
I would be like " time to die " then say " howl firewolf " then the sword will turn into fire and cut his head off. Lol. - firewolf5
If that happens, I'd like to see him fall to his doom.
Oh come on! That's gross! As much as I hate Mr. Krabs, I'd never do that to him. Instead, I'd do something more painful to him. Hopefully, it will make him die quickly.
YEAH! HE SUCKS NOW - Goatworlds
Slenderman would be scarier. - Datguyisweird666
How is that a way to get back at Mr. Krabs?
It Would Scare Him
If that happens, I'd want to see him fall to his death. And if he dies, I'd laugh vengefully.
Oh yeah! That would rock.
Praise to whoever put that suggestion in this list.
I'd rather see Mr. Krabs and Homer kill each other since they're such troublemakers.
Mr. Krabs: You think I ain't afraid to fight a fat yellow man?
Homer Simpson: WHY YOU LITTLE! *strangles Mr. Krabs*
Let's make him react to very loud videos.
I wonder how that would harm him.
If you think that's hilarious, think again.
I'm tired of people sounding like Mr. Krabs' punishments are pleasant when they really aren't. But just because I'm against others thinking that those actions funny, it doesn't mean that I side Krabs. To prove that I'm against him, I claim that his punishments are laughable. In other words, I'd laugh revengefully at him if he gets hurt and/or killed.
That would be hilarious because I am picturing this in my head right now.