Top Ten Things to Do to Mr. Krabs If You Meet Him

If you hate him, these are the stuff you can do to him.

The Top Ten

1 Kill Him With a Long, Very Sharp Knife

Thanks for this list. I hate Mr.Krabs - EpicJake

That's what I'd really like to see.

I'm smiling at this right now - bobbythebrony

Mr. Krabs deserves it.

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2 Beat Him Up Very Badly

Actually, him getting beaten up is laughable. You see? Funny is meant for things that are pleasantly humorous. But laughable is meant for things that bring unpleasant humor.

If you ask me, I no longer like funny things. And so, I prefer laughable things depending on what they are.

When I mean laughable, I mean humorous in a contemptuous way. And sicne I have contempt for Mr. krabs, I'd laugh nastily at him if he dies painfully.

Getting him beat up is funny

3 Poison Him

You go, my fellow hater of Mr. Krabs! I want that to happen to him because of his extreme greed.

I would put poison in his food so he can die

Put The Poison In A Krabby Patty

He's been poisoned in the show already. - BlueSheepYT

4 Make Him Your Servant

That would be interesting. But I'd rather make him my slave because slaves are treated worse than servants.

NO! Especially if you love Plankton, you will be forced to be AGAINST him! - BorisRule

5 Take All His Money

Hell yeah! It's what he deserves for being too greedy for his own good.

If he only cares about that instead of anything else, that would be the best way to make him suffer, then give all the money to pearl.

The greedy guy has no more money, How sad! Lol - Neonco31

Yes - JPK

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6 Make Him a Slave

That's better than making him a servant because slaves are mistreated more than servants.

7 Get Plankton to Torture Him

That will teach him a lesson after doing it to Plankton in One Coarse Meal. - TopTenJackson

You better believe it, TopTenJackson. I honestly with that Plankton killed that crab for taking his formula. Besides, it was Krabs who stole Sheldon's recipe when they were kids. And that's why he (Plankton) was trying to get it back from him (Mr. Krabs).

Yes - JPK

8 Kill and Eat Him

Totally! Those are what he deserves for being a villain.

9 Flush His Money Down The Toilet
10 Have Rainbow Dash Call Mr. Krabs An Egghead

The Newcomers

? Knife Him

Annoying Orange: Hey crab face!
Mr. Krabs: What?!
Annoying Orange: Knife!
(Mr. Krabs gets cut and dies) - ZootopiaFan

The Contenders

11 Set Him On Fire

That would really make my day. What make my day more is see him die forever.

Guess all I have to do is steal King Neptune's crown and make sure he burns Mr. Krabs to a crisp. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

12 Have Gidget From The Secret Life Of Pets Beat Up Mr. Krabs Until He Dies
13 Throw Tomatoes at Him

That sounds interesting. But it may not be enough.

14 Cook Him

I bet that he'd make a tasty meal for his haters. If he's a main course, that would likely be more interesting.

Sounds delicious.

"I wish I was steamed" - Mr. Krabs and it came true! - Neonco31

15 Boil Him in Water

Like the extremely greedy crustacean he is.

16 Force Him to Play Bubsy 3D

That's too silly of an idea. How can that torture Mr. Krabs?

This could be funny. - Goatworlds

17 Ask Him What Happened to Pearl's Mom

I like this one a lot. I honestly wouldn't be surprised if he adopted Pearl, I don't know why people act like it's a surprise. - Cesium

18 Put Him In Jail

That's what he deserves. But I just hate it when the writers of SpongeBob SquarePants refuse to do that. Are they trying to promote his bad behavior to kids? If so, they should be fired.

Smrpg1996, I salute you for posting that.

19 Send Him to Red Lobster, Boil Him, and Eat Him.

Seeing those things happen to him would warm my heart.

20 Force Him to Watch Happy Tree Friends

Oh come on! Happy Tree Friends is just as horrible as Mr. Krabs. Therefore, they and that crab should murder each other.

Even though I hate Happy Tree Friends, I HATE MR. KRABS EVEN MORE! and I hope he watches that show and reacts to all the blood and gore

Even if Mr. Krabs did try to fight, the HTF characters would come back, I wouldn't say the same for Mr. Krabs if he dies

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1. Have Rainbow Dash Call Mr. Krabs An Egghead
2. Take All His Money
3. Flush His Money Down The Toilet
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2. Poison Him
3. Beat Him Up Very Badly
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