Top Ten Things to Do In a Quiet Library

Liven up the library with these bizarre things to do. Add some of your own if you fancy.
The Top Ten
1 Sing loudly in a foreign language
2 Ask the librarian for a book on... (don't finish the sentence, roll your eyes into their sockets and leave)
3 Breath very, very, loudly


This would either be very annoying or very erotic. But I guess that would depend on what mood you were in at the time. Hmm...

4 Sing in a chipmunk voice
5 Take all the brochures
6 Gather all the nerds up from study area to do the Conga

Indeed I do, my friend. And glad to have you back.
At my school, these students once planned a Harlem Shake in the school library. The "slightly crazy" librarian knew nothing about it and they were caught in the act when she came back from her coffee break. Her face was truly unforgettable!

7 Ask the librarian loudly for a book on how not to shout in a library

Roaring with laughter on the library floor!

Britgirl good to have you back I took care of the humor whwen you were gone.

I saw this on The Two Ronnies sketch once. Made me laugh. Oh yes, haha!

I love this. Funny. Laugh out loud

8 Sing Silent Night really loudly

Great to have you back, Britgirl. I can really visualize this. Even better in German: Stille Nacht.

9 Pretend to be learning to read and loudly read a noddy book in the study area

I would so love to do this. My naughty side may make me one day...

Haha, I really believe that you'll do it, Britgirl!

I'm oddly tempted to do this...

10 Hand the librarian your laundry bag and ask for a service wash
The Contenders
11 Have a picnic
12 Shout loudly above non-existent music, "I love this song, don't you?"

Wasn't the same without you, Britgirl. Welcome back! If anyone had the nerve to do this it would be so hilarious!

13 Loudly ask the librarian, "why are there so many naked pictures of you on the Internet?"
14 Tap dance on the carpet and moan that, "this is a crap place to do this!"
15 Stare at someone across the table for as long as they can stand, then laugh and say, "booya! I won!"

I'd do that if I knew them

16 Scream loudly while the librarian is out of sight, and pretend to read when they return

Me having 7 siblings would be very loud.

17 Eat a banana really loudly
18 Dress up as a fairy and run around throwing glitter on everything
19 Start dancing like Gangnam Style

Laugh out loud Laughed my ass out this is the funniest thing I have ever read

20 Shout "be quiet!"
21 Intentionally fall over in chairs
22 Hit on the librarian

I'd say you were a brave one, if you consider ACTUALLY doing this.
"Hey, babe, as a librarian, you probably know who borrowed the book of love. Giving it back to you." And BLAM!

23 Pretend to sneeze really loudly
24 Play a loud game of cards
25 Moonwalk
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