Top Ten Things to Do In a Quiet LibraryLiven up the library with these bizarre things to do. Add some of your own if you fancy.
The Top Ten
Indeed I do, my friend. And glad to have you back.
At my school, these students once planned a Harlem Shake in the school library. The "slightly crazy" librarian knew nothing about it and they were caught in the act when she came back from her coffee break. Her face was truly unforgettable! - PositronWildhawk
This is so hilarous, still! - HezarioSeth
Hey buddies let's do a conga... Yay! <WRECKING HAVOC IN THE LIBRARY>---- - Kiteretsunu
Roaring with laughter on the library floor! - HezarioSeth
I love this. Funny. Laugh out loud
HAHA THAT'S REALLY FUNNY - Madame_Derpella
I saw this on The Two Ronnies sketch once. Made me laugh. Oh yes, haha! - Britgirl
Great to have you back, Britgirl. I can really visualize this. Even better in German: Stille Nacht. - beatles
How Ironic that would be! And beatles I love the German version too: Stille Nacht, Heilige Nacht, Alles Schlaeft, Einsam Wacht, Nur Das Treute I'm... - Epekov
I would so love to do this. My naughty side may make me one day... - Britgirl
Haha, I really believe that you'll do it, Britgirl! - HezarioSeth
I'm oddly tempted to do this... - Entranced98
Wasn't the same without you, Britgirl. Welcome back! If anyone had the nerve to do this it would be so hilarious! - Barry2013
"DON'T YOU JUST DIG THE BEAT OF THIS SONG? SING ALONG IF YOU LIKE! " - Britgirl
I'd do that if I knew them - Curti2594
Ten bucks says this is a PWhawk or a Britgirl... Real funny! - HezarioSeth
Me having 7 siblings would be very loud.
Laugh out loud Laughed my ass out this is the funniest thing I have ever read
Oh, the irony! - Entranced98
I'd say you were a brave one, if you consider ACTUALLY doing this.
"Hey, babe, as a librarian, you probably know who borrowed the book of love. Giving it back to you." And BLAM! - PositronWildhawk
This would either be very annoying or very erotic. But I guess that would depend on what mood you were in at the time. Hmm... - Britgirl
Hello to the person who added this. I can imagine it and it's making me laugh. Thank you! I demand you tell me who (or what) you are! Haha! - Britgirl
I am rabid pirate squirrel looking for nuts. Actually that would sound worse in some kind of bar. - Icantbelieveitsnotbutter
Step 1: find a red balloon and a music box that plays lullabies. Also have someone find and dress up in boys’ clothes from the 1900s. Make that person headless and tell him or her to bring Easter eggs.
Step 2: play the lullaby quietly while floating the balloon, luring your victim
Step 3: once your victim is in position, have the person in costume approach him or her
slowly then chase your victim around the library.
Step 4: profit!