Top Ten Things to Do In a Quiet Library

Liven up the library with these bizarre things to do. Add some of your own if you fancy.

The Top Ten

1 Gather all the nerds up from study area to do the Conga

Sorry PositronWildhawk, I just couldn't leave! Having a few days off to recharge my batteries has made me realise that TheTopTens has become a big part of my life. Hope you enjoy this list. - Britgirl

Indeed I do, my friend. And glad to have you back.
At my school, these students once planned a Harlem Shake in the school library. The "slightly crazy" librarian knew nothing about it and they were caught in the act when she came back from her coffee break. Her face was truly unforgettable! - PositronWildhawk

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2 Ask the librarian loudly for a book on how not to shout in a library

I saw this on The Two Ronnies sketch once. Made me laugh. Oh yes, haha! - Britgirl

Britgirl good to have you back I took care of the humor whwen you were gone. - Jake09

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3 Sing Silent Night really loudly

Great to have you back, Britgirl. I can really visualize this. Even better in German: Stille Nacht. - beatles

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4 Pretend to learn to read and loudly read a noddy book in the study area

I would so love to do this. My naughty side may make me one day... - Britgirl

Haha, I really believe that you'll do it, Britgirl! - HezarioSeth

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5 Hand the librarian your laundry bag and ask for a service wash
6 Have a picnic
7 Shout loudly above non-existent music, "I love this song, don't you?"

Wasn't the same without you, Britgirl. Welcome back! If anyone had the nerve to do this it would be so hilarious! - Barry2013


8 Tap dance on the carpet and moan that, "this is a crap place to do this!"
9 Have dry sex

I just stood staring at the screen when I saw this, and do not ask why, because I don't know.

The librarians face when she walks down the aisle and finds this... - Icantbelieveitsnotbutter

10 Stare at someone across the table for as long as they can stand, then laugh and say, "booya! I won!"

I'd do that if I knew them - Curti2594

The Contenders

11 Ask the librarian for a book on... (don't finish the sentence, roll your eyes into their sockets and leave)

Ten bucks says this is a PWhawk or a Britgirl... Real funny! - HezarioSeth

12 Puke on the books
13 Scream loudly while the librarian is out of sight, and pretend to read when they return

Me having 7 siblings would be very loud.

14 Loudly ask the librarian, "why are there so many naked pictures of you on the Internet?"
15 Start dancing like Gangnam Style

Laugh out loud Laughed my ass out this is the funniest thing I have ever read

16 Shout "be quiet!"

Oh, the irony! - Entranced98

17 Hit on the librarian

I'd say you were a brave one, if you consider ACTUALLY doing this.
"Hey, babe, as a librarian, you probably know who borrowed the book of love. Giving it back to you." And BLAM! - PositronWildhawk

18 Pee and then walk off

This would have to be done in a corner where no one could see you, otherwise you would be kicked out right away. I say don't tell anybody and let the librarian stumble on the random stain that smells like pee in the corner of the library. - Icantbelieveitsnotbutter

19 Breath very, very, loudly

This would either be very annoying or very erotic. But I guess that would depend on what mood you were in at the time. Hmm... - Britgirl

20 Take a dump on the twighlight books

And it them back on the shelves. The next fan girl will have a nice surprise waiting for her! - Icantbelieveitsnotbutter

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1. Gather all the nerds up from study area to do the Conga
2. Sing Silent Night really loudly
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