Top 10 Things to Do to Trigger a Bad Christian

Aragorn98
I have nothing against Christians. I'm just against bad Christians who use their own religion to do terrible things.

The Top Ten

1 Tell Them That Jesus was Homosexual
2 Show Them the Sign of the Horns
3 Play Satanic Black Metal

This is the main use for Gorgoroth, to trigger the masses! - SoldierOfFortune

They call all my music satanic garbage, even Alice In Chains - Lucretia

4 Take a Crucifix and Use It to Scratch Your Butt
5 Praise Nero

If you Christians don't know who Nero is, then you're literally an insult to your own people considering how you don't remember past horrors where innocent people have lost their lives. - Aragorn98

6 Teach Them a Lesson About Evolution

Tried that before and they called me rude... idiots actually think that because they a christian they go to heaven and atheists automatically go to hell. - Lucretia

7 Spray Paint a Leviathan Cross on a Church
8 Tell Them That the Only Pleasure Priests Get Out of Their Jobs Is Through Children
9 Tell Them That God Is Fake

Seriously... done that. With proof and they called me a liar. - Lucretia

10 Show Them Clips from The Exorcist

Especially the crucifix masturbation scene. - Aragorn98

The Contenders

11 Say, "You Jewish?"
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