Top Ten Things to Do at a Wal-Mart or K-Mart

I was sorta bored, so I just made this! Hope you like it!

The Top Ten

1 Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

I've done this once, it's quite fun. - KingFab

I would so do this! - RiverClanRocks

2 While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

Well, that would be one way to save lives in a gun shop. Another would be to stop asking, "Can I have your PIN please? " - PositronWildhawk

That's genius. I so want to do that now - Shake_n_Bake13

3 When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask: "Why can't you people just leave me alone?!"
4 Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting: "Go, Pikachu, Go!"

Me watching the whole thing: Pikachu is overrated. I have an Arceus. - RiverClanRocks

5 Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly: "There's no toilet paper in here!"
6 When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream: "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

I'd do this! It's pretty cool! - Fan_of_Good_Music

7 Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say: "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

I have to do this. It's my chosen duty. God pit me here to do this. I must and I will - SirSkeletorThe3rd

Are the clothes you're currently wearing for sale? - PositronWildhawk

I want to do this very badly - JaysTop10List

8 Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
9 Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

"Bite the pillow, I'm going in dry! " You should yell that if they come in with you. - SirSkeletorThe3rd

10 Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

The Contenders

11 Go into the music section and ask if they've got Mechanical Animals by Marilyn Manson
12 Steal underwear and wear them over and tell them that you're superman
13 Purchase the things you want and leave like a normal person
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