Top Ten Things to Do at a Wal-Mart or K-Mart
I was sorta bored, so I just made this! Hope you like it!The Top Ten
1 Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
I've done this once, it's quite fun.
I would so do this!
2 While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
Well, that would be one way to save lives in a gun shop. Another would be to stop asking, "Can I have your PIN please? "
That's genius. I so want to do that now
3 When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask: "Why can't you people just leave me alone?!"
4 Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting: "Go, Pikachu, Go!"
Me watching the whole thing: Pikachu is overrated. I have an Arceus.
5 Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly: "There's no toilet paper in here!"
6 Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say: "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
I have to do this. It's my chosen duty. God pit me here to do this. I must and I will
Are the clothes you're currently wearing for sale?
I want to do this very badly
7 When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream: "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"
I'd do this! It's pretty cool!
8 Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
9 Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
"Bite the pillow, I'm going in dry! " You should yell that if they come in with you.
10 Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
The Contenders
11 Have a tantrum when the employee doesn't obey you.
12 Go into the music section and ask if they've got Mechanical Animals by Marilyn Manson
13 Steal underwear and wear them over and tell them that you're superman
14 Purchase the things you want and leave like a normal person
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