Best Things to Do When You Are In a Fight at School
The Top Ten
1 Defend yourself
I agree. I hate bullies. Everyone should be allowed to defend themselves.
Number 1 rule in a fight.
2 Hit them with a chair
If you can pick it up fast enough before they have a chance to hit you.
3 Cuss them out
That's how I would do it.
4 Knock the person out with a dictionary
5 Yank their hair
I saw a fight at school once and some girl got many pieces of hair ripped out!
This mostly applies to girls.
6 Slap them into last week
7 Try to escape
8 Start a food fight instead
Food fights still happen at my middle school!
9 Kick the person in the nuts
Most peoples weakness spot
Always works
10 Have a rap battle
Okay... sounds fun!
The Contenders
11 Kill yourself
No! This is too violent
12 Slit their throat
Whoa, who added this? I didn't. May be a bit too violent, but I like it.
13 Run and tell the teacher
Once I got in a fight in high school and the other kid punched my face and I told the teachers and I never got in trouble. They said that they will deal with the other kid.
14 Hadouken them
15 Scream "ALLAHU AKBAR!!!"
16 Speak gibberish
17 Pretend to cry
18 Kill them
19 Prank them
That's what I will do
20 Tell them to watch suicidemouse.avi
Tell them that it's a fun video to watch.
21 Meditate
22 Throw a dart at them
23 Grab their leg
24 Punch them
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