Top Ten Things to Do When You Meet the Person Who Bullied You

The Top Ten
1 Scream “This guy/girl bullied me”.

A typo in the title

2 Smash a guitar on his/her head

I think I would need at least 35 guitars to do this. For those twins who bullied me in elementary school and their supporters

I would call Pete Townshend of The Who to do that!

I would definitely do this to my ex best friend

This is a good revenge.

3 Kick them in the face
4 Punch them

Punch them!
Bleed them!

5 Be nice

More like kill em with kindness!

no being nice to bullies

6 Prepare them a food with poison
7 Ignore them

Good advice! It shows you are the bigger, more mature person and that they never broke you. I think seeing you getting on with life would annoy them far more than anything else suggested in this list. Ignoring them is the best revenge you can dish out ;).

They're not worth any of your emotions.

Ignoring them is kinda boring

8 Play their least favorite song

The musical torture.

9 Steal their computer and load it with malware

More like load the bullies computer with inappropriate websites so that they can get into trouble by the police.

10 Say "You look like a potato"

Is this a reference to Portal 2?

The Contenders
11 Challenge them to a boxing match

If you're good at self defense!

12 Don’t forgive them when they apologize

No! Terrible idea! If they apologize be grateful! Some bullies don't apologize!

If a bully apologizes to you, they've chilled out man, they're cool now, they've evolved.

Overall, not forgiving a bully when they apologize makes you a bully.

13 Throw them a hot soup
14 Pee in their mouth

That's bit to far and super gross!

15 Steal their girlfriend or boyfriend

That's more of a bullying thing to do.

16 Send Them to North Korea
17 Force them to walk naked in every place
18 Smash their face with a frying pan
19 Force them to watch your favorite show
20 Let them drown in acid

Acid is very painful and powerful. It will serve these bullies right!

21 Make them cry
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