Top Ten Things to Do When Your Mother Catches You With Your Hand In the Cookie Jar
The Top Ten
1 Start twerking
Haha! I've been told off by a certain TopTenner for putting this image through his mind... But it would be fun to do as a distraction...
Amazing list.
2 Fake a heart attack
What I would do in panic laugh out loud
3 After faking a heart attack, have a real one
4 I know you are, but what am I?
Maybe the worst comeback
5 I didn't do it! Um...well..., let's go listen to some Beethoven.
Not all Mums like Beethoven.
6 Say "I was putting one back!"
7 Run screaming through the room
8 Eat your mom
I have often wanted to end my troubles, but not to consume them.
Why is there a fetish item on this list?
9 Strip down
10 No no no, this is just a bad dream. Go back to bed.
The Contenders
11 Swear loudly
12 Continue to slowly eat the cookie while having a staring competition
13 Sing Justin Bieber
14 Say "only you can prevent wildfires" then throw the jar across the room
Well that Is sad
15 Go grab a brownie
16 Throw the cookie jar at her
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