Top Ten Things to Do When Your Mother Catches You With Your Hand In the Cookie Jar

The Top Ten

1 Start twerking

Amazing list. - TriggerTrashKid

Haha! I've been told off by a certain TopTenner for putting this image through his mind... But it would be fun to do as a distraction... - Britgirl

2 Fake a heart attack

Haha. - TriggerTrashKid

What I would do in panic laugh out loud

3 After faking a heart attack, have a real one
4 I know you are, but what am I?

Maybe the worst comeback - Ajkloth

5 I didn't do it! Um...well..., let's go listen to some Beethoven.

Not all Mums like Beethoven.

6 Run screaming through the room
7 Say "I was putting one back!"
8 Strip down
9 Swear loudly
10 Eat your mom

This sounds like vore - ElSherlock

Why is there a fetish item on this list?

I have often wanted to end my troubles, but not to consume them. - PositronWildhawk

The Contenders

11 No no no, this is just a bad dream. Go back to bed.
12 Continue to slowly eat the cookie while having a staring competition
13 Say "only you can prevent wildfires" then throw the jar across the room

Well that Is sad

14 Go grab a brownie
15 Sing Justin Bieber
16 Throw the cookie jar at her
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