Top 10 Things To Do When Your Roommate's Away

The Top Ten

1 Walk Around Naked

The feeling of air on my naked body is very appealing. Just as long as no one else could see me.

2 Borrow Their Clothes

3 Borrow Their Food

4 Borrow Their Toiletries

5 Talk to Yourself

6 Stop Picking Up After Yourself

7 Leave the Bathroom Door Open

8 Masturbate

9 Graze From the Fridge

10 Rock Out In the Living Room

The Contenders

11 Watch Guilty Pleasure TV

12 Have Some Loud "Alone Time"

13 Have Some Loud "Couple Time"

14 Twerk

15 Do Some Light Snooping

16 Do Some Heavy Snooping

17 Revel In Your Filth

18 Listen to Justin Bieber

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