Things to Do While Hanging On the Telephone

The Top Ten
1 Put your own words to the awful 'hold' music

Haha I'd do thing and it be fun

2 Make a cartoon sketch of how you imagine the voice of "you are in a queue...," might look

Just a load of people in a queue with obnoxiously loud hold music playing.
Why, JazzFM? Why?!

3 Write a comedy version of the bible
4 Write a sitcom
5 Give birth and wait while on hold to celebrate it's 20th birthday
6 Take a bath
7 Have a sex change

You could spend a day knowing what it would be like to be the opposite sex, and then want to change back.

8 Make up new words for the dictionary
9 Make a top ten list

Yes! Definitely this one! Haha!

10 Hang up
The Contenders
11 Poop
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