Things You Do With Your Children That Would Be Weird & Creepy If You Did With Adults


The Top Ten

1 Repeatedly say you love them

I once knew this girl who was VERY short, and looked a lot younger than she is. When seen with her parents, she says that people always say, "a lovely young girl she is" and more things like that. I felt really sorry for her. - PositronWildhawk

2 Pack them healthy lunches and ensure they don't have too much sugar

Pack them marijuana and cigarettes and other healthy things, oh boy! - AlphaQ

My mom insists that my food has HARDLY ANY SUGAR in it.

Pack themmarijuama and cigarettes and other healthy things, oh boy! - AlphaQ

That's very embarrasing for me

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3 Spank them when they've been bad

It was weird enough in The Big Bang Theory. We can leave it at that. - PositronWildhawk

Awkward. especially if people don't know that they are related. - llamabaconllama37

What would you do if an adult was bad? - funnyuser

What is this, BDSM?

4 Give them rides to school

"So, did you get that girl, what's her name, to fetch your homework? " - PositronWildhawk

5 Dress them

If anyone tries to do this call the cops

"Have you grown too big for that yet? Looks quite small on you." - PositronWildhawk

Yeah, I'm gonna choose not to think wrong about this one... - RockFashionista

6 Tell them to stand up to "mean people that are bigger than them"

Don't let him be the boss of you, instead bang his wife. - AlphaQ

"He may be your boss, but don't let him be the boss of you." - PositronWildhawk

7 Wipe their faces if they get food on them

And then wipe your own when that random guy breaks your nose, am I right? - PositronWildhawk

8 Tell them to share and take turns

Haha! I have no idea why, for some reason, this is making me feel extremely on edge.,. - Britgirl

If you work in an office or construction site, and someone does this, awkwardness guaranteed. - PositronWildhawk

" Hey sweetheart, take turns." - funnyuser

9 Help them extensively with their homework

69 + 420 equals...? - AlphaQ

"£5,000 plus £8,000 gives how many pounds? " - PositronWildhawk

10 Buy them bars of chocolate all the time

It would make a child happy but an adult perplexed. - PositronWildhawk

The Contenders

11 Pat their backs after they burp or cough

A relative did this to me once during a party and IT WAS SO EMBARRASSING!

I'm Asian. The grownups are known for treating big kids like little kids.

12 Wipe them after they go to the bathroom
13 Bathe them
14 Repeatedly kiss them
15 Catch their puke with your hands
16 Breastfeed them

Okay...this is uncomfortable and I haven't even turned 18 yet... - AlphaQ

17 Naked full body massages
18 Feed them
19 Give them horsey rides
20 Speak to them in baby talk

My relatives constantly do this to me and I'm 26 years old AND I HATE IT SO MUCH CAUSE IT'S SO IRRITATING! >:(

21 Wash their butts

Asian parents are known for washing little kids' butts after they pooped

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