Things You Do With Your Children That Would Be Weird & Creepy If You Did With Adults

The Top Ten Things You Do With Your Children That Would Be Weird & Creepy If You Did With Adults

1 Repeatedly say you love them

I once knew this girl who was VERY short, and looked a lot younger than she is. When seen with her parents, she says that people always say, "a lovely young girl she is" and more things like that. I felt really sorry for her.

2 Pack them healthy lunches and ensure they don't have too much sugar

This, I think, would be embarrassing. As a child, my paranoid mother almost never packed anything with any sugar in it, and in the lunch hall, it stood out.

Pack them marijuana and cigarettes and other healthy things, oh boy!

My mom doesn't pack me all the oranges. SHE PACKS ME STUFF THAT I LIKE.

My mom insists that my food has HARDLY ANY SUGAR in it.

3 Spank them when they've been bad

Spanking is assault which is illegal - Unnamed Google User Remade

It was weird enough in The Big Bang Theory. We can leave it at that.

Awkward. especially if people don't know that they are related.

What would you do if an adult was bad?

4 Give them rides to school

I'm an adult and don't drive so my parents still drive me to school

"So, did you get that girl, what's her name, to fetch your homework? "

5 Dress them

Yeah, I'm gonna choose not to think wrong about this one...

"Have you grown too big for that yet? Looks quite small on you."

If anyone tries to do this call the cops

This sounds bad!

6 Tell them to stand up to "mean people that are bigger than them"

"He may be your boss, but don't let him be the boss of you."

Don't let him be the boss of you, instead bang his wife.

7 Wipe their faces if they get food on them

And then wipe your own when that random guy breaks your nose, am I right?

8 Tell them to share and take turns

My HIGH SCHOOL special ed teacher repeatedly tells the class this all the time

Haha! I have no idea why, for some reason, this is making me feel extremely on edge.,.

If you work in an office or construction site, and someone does this, awkwardness guaranteed.

" Hey sweetheart, take turns."

9 Help them extensively with their homework

69 + 420 equals...?

"£5,000 plus £8,000 gives how many pounds? "

10 Buy them bars of chocolate all the time

It would make a child happy but an adult perplexed.

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11 Pat their backs after they burp or cough

A relative did this to me once during a party and IT WAS SO EMBARRASSING!

I'm Asian. The grownups are known for treating big kids like little kids.

12 Give them horsey rides
13 Change their diapers

This would be the worst in adult's and if I saw a poopy diaper it would gross me out

14 Wipe them after they go to the bathroom

Asian parents are known for washing little kids' butts after they pooped

15 Bathe them
16 Repeatedly kiss them
17 Catch their puke with your hands
18 Breastfeed them

Mothers have done this to their kids if they are 3-6 years old.

Okay...this is uncomfortable and I haven't even turned 18 yet...

19 Naked full body massages
20 Feed them
21 Speak to them in baby talk

My relatives constantly do this to me and I'm 26 years old AND I HATE IT SO MUCH CAUSE IT'S SO IRRITATING! >:(

22 Give them baby stuff for their birthday/Christmas
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