Things You Do With Your Children That Would Be Weird & Creepy If You Did With Adults

The Top Ten
1 Repeatedly say you love them

I once knew this girl who was VERY short, and looked a lot younger than she is. When seen with her parents, she says that people always say, "a lovely young girl she is" and more things like that. I felt really sorry for her.

2 Pack them healthy lunches and ensure they don't have too much sugar

This, I think, would be embarrassing. As a child, my paranoid mother almost never packed anything with any sugar in it, and in the lunch hall, it stood out.

Pack them marijuana and cigarettes and other healthy things, oh boy!

That's very embarrasing for me

My mom doesn't pack me all the oranges. SHE PACKS ME STUFF THAT I LIKE.

3 Spank them when they've been bad

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It was weird enough in The Big Bang Theory. We can leave it at that.

My parents thankfully never did this.

What would you do if an adult was bad?

4 Give them rides to school

I'm an adult and don't drive so my parents still drive me to school

"So, did you get that girl, what's her name, to fetch your homework? "

5 Dress them

"Have you grown too big for that yet? Looks quite small on you."

Yeah, I'm gonna choose not to think wrong about this one...

If anyone tries to do this call the cops

This sounds bad!

6 Tell them to stand up to "mean people that are bigger than them"

"He may be your boss, but don't let him be the boss of you."

Don't let him be the boss of you, instead bang his wife.

7 Wipe their faces if they get food on them

And then wipe your own when that random guy breaks your nose, am I right?

8 Tell them to share and take turns

If you work in an office or construction site, and someone does this, awkwardness guaranteed.

Haha! I have no idea why, for some reason, this is making me feel extremely on edge.,.

" Hey sweetheart, take turns."

My HIGH SCHOOL special ed teacher repeatedly tells the class this all the time

9 Help them extensively with their homework

"£5,000 plus £8,000 gives how many pounds? "

10 Buy them bars of chocolate all the time

It would make a child happy but an adult perplexed.

My parents used to do this to me.

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11 Pat their backs after they burp or cough

A relative did this to me once during a party and IT WAS SO EMBARRASSING!

I'm Asian. The grownups are known for treating big kids like little kids.

12 Repeatedly kiss them

I kiss my husband all the time, it's not weird.

13 Naked full body massages

I would love it if it was my husband doing it.

14 Feed them

Here comes the aeroplane!

15 Give them horsey rides
16 Change their diapers
17 Give them baby stuff for their birthday/Christmas

Give them a dummy so they don’t cry.

well sometimes older people can't eat whole foods anymore, so baby food would be ok for them.

18 Wipe them after they go to the bathroom
19 Bathe them
20 Catch their puke with your hands
21 Breastfeed them

Mothers have done this to their kids if they are 3-6 years old.

Okay...this is uncomfortable and I haven't even turned 18 yet...

22 Speak to them in baby talk

My relatives constantly do this to me and I'm 26 years old AND I HATE IT SO MUCH CAUSE IT'S SO IRRITATING! >:(

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