Things You Do With Your Children That Would Be Weird & Creepy If You Did With Adults


The Top Ten

1 Repeatedly say you love them

I once knew this girl who was VERY short, and looked a lot younger than she is. When seen with her parents, she says that people always say, "a lovely young girl she is" and more things like that. I felt really sorry for her. - PositronWildhawk

2 Spank them when they've been bad

It was weird enough in The Big Bang Theory. We can leave it at that. - PositronWildhawk

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3 Pack them healthy lunches and ensure they don't have too much sugar

This, I think, would be embarrassing. As a child, my paranoid mother almost never packed anything with any sugar in it, and in the lunch hall, it stood out. - PositronWildhawk

My mom doesn't pack me all the oranges. SHE PACKS ME STUFF THAT I LIKE. - JaysTop10List

4 Give them rides to school

"So, did you get that girl, what's her name, to fetch your homework? " - PositronWildhawk

5 Dress them

"Have you grown too big for that yet? Looks quite small on you." - PositronWildhawk

Yeah, I'm gonna choose not to think wrong about this one... - RockFashionista

6 Tell them to stand up to "mean people that are bigger than them"

"He may be your boss, but don't let him be the boss of you." - PositronWildhawk

7 Wipe their faces if they get food on them

And then wipe your own when that random guy breaks your nose, am I right? - PositronWildhawk

8 Tell them to share and take turns

Haha! I have no idea why, for some reason, this is making me feel extremely on edge.,. - Britgirl

If you work in an office or construction site, and someone does this, awkwardness guaranteed. - PositronWildhawk

" Hey sweetheart, take turns." - funnyuser

9 Help them extensively with their homework

"£5,000 plus £8,000 gives how many pounds? " - PositronWildhawk

10 Buy them bars of chocolate all the time

It would make a child happy but an adult perplexed. - PositronWildhawk

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11 Pat their backs after they burp or cough
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