Top Ten Best Things to Do with Your Enemy's Phone

You notice that someone you seriously hate has left their phone on to charge right next to you. So what do you do to make them suffer? Anything, and I mean anything counts. So add what you want, and think of someone you hate to the end of the universe.

The Top Ten

1 Call his/her ex, copy your enemy's voice and be as obnoxious as humanly possible

And when s/he sees him/her next, pow!

Hi,I'm positrons enemy(not really,I'm just roleplaying).and I would like to say,my ex is already obnoxious

2 "Lose" it

"Where'd my iPhone 5 go...? "

I downloaded find my iPhone,I win again

3 Replace his/her girl/boyfriend's number with his/her parent's number

I did this to my friend. Man, you should have seen the look on his face when he was texting his "girlfriend" when in reality it was his parents who he was texting. His girlfriend's name Kimiko, and his name Toshio. I live in Tokyo, by the way.

This would be so hilarious! He phones his mother, or his girl's mother, and says "hey, babe, you're mah woman, n' I gonna snog yer GOOD". I can only imagine the response.

Brilliant! Absolute bloody GENIUS! Oh how I'd love to do this; the ultimate humiliation - while I stand smiling sweetly in the corner!

"Hey cutie."
"I'm your mother! "

4 Make hundreds of expensive calls

Hahalolzo this is the most thrilling idea here!

5 Replace the ringtone and text tone with something humiliating

See the list of embarrassing ringtones by an anonymous TopTenner and Britgirl's list of amusing text tones for reference.

I'll change it back,I'm lucky I left my phone home

6 Put superglue on it and call him/her, so it is welded to his/her hand and face

Oh, boy, would that be bloody hilarious! If that guy was going into work/school, it would be awkward when he couldn't get the phone off his cheek!

That would be hilarious to watch as s/he tries to put it down, or stretch his/her thumb over to answer another call or message.

That would be hilarious.

,where the fak is the honey

7 Delete all their photos and download porn (or delete all their porn depending on what's on).

That is just evil... too bad my enemy may like it. I think he bisexual. Am a Demiseual.

8 Send messages to his/her friends like "Kiss me!"

I did this to my brother and his best friend was a tad shocked. Still haven't found the other half of my tooth.

I will now give an explainedtion to my friends

9 Delete all their apps
10 Replace music they love on it with music they hate, only rename the files so they think all is normal

Very true, Dan, but boy, would it be worth it! I'd still laugh if I were caught in the act. Maybe just certain songs that really get to them.

This would be a lenghty process because all the people I'd do it to have 1000+ songs on their phone

Download baby songs on it

Let's go to my dubstep file,what WHY IS ANACONDA PLAYING

The Contenders

11 Lock them out of it
12 Destroy it

You really didn't put this

13 Send "I'm Pregnant" to his/her parents

To HIS or her parents?!?! When was your last Biology lesson?

It'll be funnier if your enemy is a male.

14 Turn silent OFF before something important, and call him/her in the middle of it

Especially bad if s/he has an embarrassing ringtone...
"I'm sexy and I know it. Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo..."

During a serious board meeting. That anonymous TopTenner's choice of embarrassing ringtones: Boney-M's Daddy Cool! Let the shames begin!

15 Mute it and disable all means of volume control

That would be so annoying. Without sound, of what use is a phone?

16 Damage the screen
17 Smash it with a sledgehammer
18 Toss it in the bin

Delete all their contacts

19 Take a gajillion photos on it
20 Put porn on it
21 Download illegal stuff on it
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