Top Ten Best Things To Do With Your Enemy's Phone

You notice that someone you seriously hate has left their phone on to charge right next to you. So what do you do to make them suffer? Anything, and I mean anything counts, so add what you want, and think of someone you hate to the end of the universe.

The Top Ten

1 Call his/her ex, copy your enemy's voice and be as obnoxious as humanly possible

And when s/he sees him/her next, pow! - PositronWildhawk

Hi,I'm positrons enemy(not really,I'm just roleplaying).and I would like to say,my ex is already obnoxious - Nateawesomeness

2 Make hundreds of expensive calls

Hahalolzo this is the most thrilling idea here! - HezarioSeth

Who cares,I'm rich,lol - Nateawesomeness

3 Replace his/her girl/boyfriend's number with his/her parent's number

Brilliant! Absolute bloody GENIUS! Oh how I'd love to do this; the ultimate humiliation - while I stand smiling sweetly in the corner! - Britgirl

This would be so hilarious! He phones his mother, or his girl's mother, and says "hey, babe, you're mah woman, n' I gonna snog yer GOOD". I can only imagine the response. - PositronWildhawk

I did this to my friend. Man, you should have seen the look on his face when he was texting his "girlfriend" when in reality it was his parents who he was texting. His girlfriend's name Kimiko, and his name Toshio. I live in Tokyo, by the way. - Crysis

Me:hey gurlll
Dad:I'm a boy,u blind or somethin,
Me:no...sorry dad - Nateawesomeness

4 "Lose" it

"Where'd my iPhone 5 go...? " - Britgirl

I downloaded find my iPhone,I win again - Nateawesomeness

5 Replace the ringtone and text tone with something humiliating

I'll change it back,I'm lucky I left my phone home - Nateawesomeness

See the list of embarrassing ringtones by an anonymous TopTenner and Britgirl's list of amusing text tones for reference. - PositronWildhawk

6 Send messages to his/her friends like "Kiss me!"

I did this to my brother and his best friend was a tad shocked. Still haven't found the other half of my tooth. - PositronWildhawk

I will now give an explainedtion to my friends - Nateawesomeness

7 Put superglue on it and call him/her, so it is welded to his/her hand and face

Oh, boy, would that be bloody hilarious! If that guy was going into work/school, it would be awkward when he couldn't get the phone off his cheek!

,where the fak is the honey - Nateawesomeness

That would be hilarious. - PizzaGuy

That would be hilarious to watch as s/he tries to put it down, or stretch his/her thumb over to answer another call or message. - PositronWildhawk

8 Replace music they love on it with music they hate, only rename the files so they think all is normal

This would be a lenghty process because all the people I'd do it to have 1000+ songs on their phone - Danielsun182

Very true, Dan, but boy, would it be worth it! I'd still laugh if I were caught in the act. Maybe just certain songs that really get to them. - PositronWildhawk

Let's go to my dubstep file,what WHY IS ANACONDA PLAYING - Nateawesomeness

9 Mute it and disable all means of volume control

That would be so annoying. Without sound, of what use is a phone? - PositronWildhawk

10 Turn silent OFF before something important, and call him/her in the middle of it

Especially bad if s/he has an embarrassing ringtone...
"I'm sexy and I know it. Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo..." - PositronWildhawk

During a serious board meeting. That anonymous TopTenner's choice of embarrassing ringtones: Boney-M's Daddy Cool! Let the shames begin! - Britgirl

The Contenders

11 Delete all their photos and download porn (or delete all their porn depending on what's on).

That is just evil... too bad my enemy may like it. I think he bisexual. Am a Demiseual.

12 Lock Them Out of It
13 Send "I'm Pregnant" to his/her parents

To HIS or her parents?!?! When was your last Biology lesson? - PositronWildhawk

14 Damage the screen
15 Smash it with a sledgehammer
16 Toss it in the bin

Delete all their contacts

17 Take a Gajillion photos on it
18 Put porn on it
19 Destroy it

You really didn't put this

20 Download illegal stuff on it
21 Delete all their apps
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Top Remixes

1. Call his/her ex, copy your enemy's voice and be as obnoxious as humanly possible
2. Make hundreds of expensive calls
3. "Lose" it


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