Top Ten Things to Do with a Sponge
The Top Ten
1 Wash things
2 Make bubbles in the water for amusement
Have amused myself in this way for years!
3 Wet it and throw it at someone
4 Drink from it
You don't know where the sponge has been...
5 Make it rain by squeezing it
6 Water plants
7 Punch a wet one and imagine the water is blood of your enemy
8 Watch SpongeBob SquarePants with it
But it might bring sad memories to my sponge and make it cry
9 Draw a SpongeBob face on it
10 Cool your head
The Contenders
11 Do a sexy dance at a car wash with it
This is how Richard Simmons got his start.
12 Marry it
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