Top Ten Best Things to Do With Your Enemy's Car

PositronWildhawk
All of these, funnily enough, have not been done on Top Gear. Yet.

The Top Ten

1 Crash It

See my list of worst places to crash it for reference - PositronWildhawk

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2 Disable The Air Conditioning and Leave an Electric Heater Under The Seat

That guy would come out drenched with sweat; as if there had been a bucket of it involved! - PositronWildhawk

3 Put Something That Smells Foul and Strong In The Air Vent
4 Alter The Ignition Lock So The Key Breaks As The Car Turns On

I can picture this happening. I'm laughing. - PositronWildhawk

5 Put Superglue On The Seat

Jeremy Clarkson, if you're reading this, don't get any ideas. - PositronWildhawk

It would be the best without getting me arrested

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6 Reconnect The Satnav Power Switch To The Clutch, So It Constantly Terminates The Route
7 Remove The Supports For The Seat, So It Falls Back As S/he Gets In
8 Replace The Horn With A Song They Bitterly Hate On A Loop


Haha! Definitely the funniest and most evil on here. I can just picture that poor chaps face when the Girlboy starts a-warbling! - Britgirl

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9 Put A Mosquito Nest In The Glovebox

For a moment they'll be looking for the source of that humming noise - PositronWildhawk

10 Fill The Tires With Helium

And watch it float away...
Despite the fact that the tyres would have to be huge. - PositronWildhawk

I really love this idea... - HezarioSeth

The Contenders

11 Throw a Molotov cocktail in the motor
12 Bury It In Snow
13 Smash It With a Sledgehammer
14 Deflate the Tires
15 Drive It Into the Ocean
16 Infest It With Skunks
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