Top 10 Things to Do to Your Computer After a Rage Quit

The Top Ten

1 Beat it with a sledgehammer

2 Light it on fire

3 Shoot it with a 12-gauge

4 Pee on it

5 Turn it off and leave calmly

Yes. This will probably make the damn stupid piece of garbage wonder what he did wrong and maybe when next time my download is almost complete, it won't hang like it always does.

This way, you will save money. And if you break your computer, you may not be able to play on it again until you have another device or you can buy another computer.

Should be #1. Because you don't waste money this way. And you can play video games again. The other items on this list are all bad.

By doing this, you waste no money.

6 Throw it out the window

7 Curse it out

8 Tackle it and Kimura Lock the extension cord

9 Bang your head on it until you bleed

10 Slice it in half with a chainsaw

The Contenders

11 Fart on it

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