Top Ten Things to Do to Your Elf On the Shelf

The Top Ten

1 Not touch them

2 Kinda talk to them

3 Give them something for Christmas

4 Give them syrup

5 Track them down

6 Make some hiding places for them

7 Make them a marshmallow bathtub

8 Give them a barbie

See what will happen...

9 See if they're being suspicious

10 Burn them

Okay I don't have one, but they are creepy. They must be burned. Along with those 1980s Furbys that are also creepy.

The Contenders

11 See where they have gone

12 Leave it next to the toilet

How about FLUSHING it down the toilet?

13 Beat it with a crowbar

14 Flush it down the toilet

15 Let your dog play with it

16 Be nice to it

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