Things Dogs Do That Would Be Creepy If People Did Them

The Top Ten

1 Sniffing People's Butts

This would be sexual harassment

2 Licking People

3 Running After Any Object Thrown

4 Going Up To Strangers

5 Eating People's Food

6 Looking Innocent When They Know They're In Trouble

Little kids do this

7 Begging To Go For A Walk

8 Sniffing Everything

9 Licking Their Private Parts

10 Hiding Their Belongings

I hide my belongings to protect them from my relatives

The Contenders

11 Pooping Outside And In Public

12 Rolling Around Naked

13 Barking

14 Running Around and Around in One Spot

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