Top Ten Things Dogs Do that Would Be Strange to See Humans Do Too

Quite frankly I'm amazed at some of the things dogs do which is deemed totally acceptable by humans; but if humans did the same, it would be frowned upon. Feel free to vote / contribute anything fitting to this list.

The Top Ten

1 Squat / lift a leg and have a poop / pee anywhere and anytime the fancy takes them

I am going crazy. Behold Britgirl, the person with the most creative sense of humour

As a male, I can direct it in any way I wish. But choose not to.

You know, sometimes I just wish... Ah, never mind.

Little kids do this

2 Lick their own genitals

Goodness gracious. I'm very disturbed. There are probably some humans who do this, just knowing today's world.

3 Sniff another human from head to toe

4 Lick each other in greeting

5 Identifying each other by sniffing butts

6 Hump a dog's leg

Hahaa... and... HA!

7 Sit up and beg

8 Eat off the floor

What if there is something delicious on the floor?

That would be pretty unhygienic.

Only snobbish humans do that lol

9 Getting down on all fours and chasing sheep

10 Roll over and beg for a belly rub

I wish I could do this without it appearing odd.

The Contenders

11 Chase, and try to eat the postman

12 Be taken for a walk on a leash

Could this be a window into your darkest fantasies, hun?

I see kids on leashes sometimes

13 Bark at strangers

14 Howling at harmonicas

My neighbour's dog does this when I try to make a tune. Ha! I've howled too on occasions, but that all depends on who's playing at the time...

15 Scoot their butts across the floor

16 Eat feces

17 Lick their butt

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