Things Dogs Think and Do That Annoy Us

DogsUnleashed
As a person who has lived with dogs for life, here are some of the things that frustrate me the most.

The Top Ten

1 ''This food looks delicious because I made it.'' *Eats poop*
2 ''Gosh, so thirsty. NEAT! A TOILET!'' *Drinks from toilet*
3 ''There's a dog next to me! I will show him who's boss!'' *Barks at neighbor's dog(s)*

On my neibherhood there is a beagle and a pit bull. The pit bull goes "RUFF RUFF RUFF! " beagle goes,"RUUFF! " for 9 hours. - ToptenPizza

4 ''I know the human won't like it, but I have to pee!'' *Pees while it's being bathed*

Lol. This is kind of funny, but gross.

5 ''Oh, the human has a weird stench today...'' *Smells you when you're in that time of the month*

Ha ha, does this happen all the time? As a male, I have no idea. - PositronWildhawk

6 ''Pee inside, or pee outside, that is the question.'' *Pees on your jeans*
7 ''I don't feel well... I think I'll eat this grass which the human has just cut.'' *Eats your grass*
8 ''Woo-hoo! These jeans taste so good!'' *Bites your jeans off*
9 ''Hey, this music rocks!'' *Is happy when human plays Justin Bieber songs*

This happened to me. My sister used to love Justin Bieber, and played a song in the house. I despise him. So, my dog started barking, and jumping around, and she does that when she's happy. Oh crap. - DogsUnleashed

10 "Gotta get that bird!" *scratches the bird's cage*

The Contenders

11 "Ugh! I hate taking baths!" *jumps out of the tub and runs around in the house*

I added this because I thought it would be funny and annoying at the same time.

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1. ''This food looks delicious because I made it.'' *Eats poop*
2. ''Gosh, so thirsty. NEAT! A TOILET!'' *Drinks from toilet*
3. ''There's a dog next to me! I will show him who's boss!'' *Barks at neighbor's dog(s)*
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