Top Ten Things That Don't Exist


The Top Ten

1 Aliens

They damn god exist. They will. Even though we don't have evidence. It's just sure. We're not the only bassturds in the universe. And don't worry about aliens. Worry about our human life, we are on the verge of existence. - TriggerTrashKid


nah chief

They could. - XxembermasterxX

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2 Ghosts

I don't know. - TriggerTrashKid

Aliens are real, but ghosts aren't’. - Userguy44

I don’t believe in ghost - ArcticWolf

There is no evidence of them! We may as well believe in a little green fish on a planet far away eating the souls of the unfortunate. That is just as possible and has just as much evidence. - gemcloben

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3 Vampires

After reading all those weird vampire novels, people have the most TWISTED opinions on these things.
(Hotel Transylvania 3 had a better love story than Twilight, change my mimd)

I wish they did though. - XxembermasterxX

They do exist

They’re so hot - blackflower

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4 Demons

I agree demons are lame - LoboMaloso

Demons are real - DoroExploro13

5 Killer Bunnies

You didn't specify what they kill. A bunny stepping on an ant would technically be considered a killer bunny. - gemcloben

They have big nasty pointy teeth! - MontyPython

This is pointless, how cute bunny kill the person? - 05yusuf09

6 $500 Bills

I would have a bunch of those

There used to be 500$ bills as denomination, they had these in the U.S. but I think they've been decommissioned. - NuMetalManiak

There are 500€ bills

Dollars are bad British pounds are the best!

7 A Teleporter

I wish it did - blackflower

8 Free Store

These exist for teachers. They should be open to the general public, though.

Say that entry again, but slowly. - Ashes

Just watch Regular Show.

9 Fairies

It's a good thing fairies don't exist because they are prissy little girls who the they are better than every one and they contiue to let peter pan be a pervert


10 God

That's not true!

I'm an atheist so... - TriggerTrashKid

God most likely never existed

Nobody knows if a God doesn't exist. But I for one know that the Abrahamic God doesn't exist, for he's an illogical concept that's known for committing genocide and destruction (ruining Job's life, destroying Sodom and Gomorrah, flooding the earth, etc.).

And honestly, I couldn't care less if you tried to debate me right now because you can't deny the fact that some of the things God has done in the bible are very questionable and messed up. Everyone has the right to believe what they want but they should really think about how illogical the God in the bible really is and how he's done a lot of seriously screwed up things in the stories.

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The Contenders

11 A Sharknado

Fortunately not. - Userguy44

This Sharknado movies are crappy - ElSherlock

Let's hope it never does. - nintendofan126

The people who do think this will happen have watched a certain scifi movie to many times. - Skullkid755

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12 Superheroes
13 Satan

I hate satan

I don't believe in him or hell, but other people do so I can't ruin it for them. - Anonymousxcxc

He does exist - DoroExploro13

False. Unfortunetley he does. - Therandom

14 Medusa
15 Mermaids Mermaids A mermaid is a legendary aquatic creature with the head and upper body of a female human and the tail of a fish.

You can stick fish scales on your legs. - XxembermasterxX

she is hot

16 Palestine Palestine

Probably an angry Jew put this here.

You should say the ottoman empire


YES! Finally someone who gets it! - 445956

17 Timemachine

Hello people of the future! I am here to tell you that, in fact, time machines do exist! I have invented one and have time travelled from the year 1965 to 2015! I am writing this message from an apple store computer. Although I do not see what the store has to do with apples. I have also travelled into the year 2065 and am here to tell you that aliens do exist after all! I must go now. Hope to see you when I reach the year 2015. Unfortunately by then I will be 76 years old... - SammySpore

Time machines and time travel just have me fascinated. I've pondered the concept of "time" more than I've ever pondered anything else. - RockFashionista

Maybe it doesn't exist, but it's fascinating to think about.

Timemachine exists and I am writing this from future...

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18 Time Travel
19 Unicorns

Too happy. Too colorful. Possibly dangerous. - Ashes

Thank God they don't exist. I hate them so much.

20 World Peace

World peace won't happen until the united nations conquer all the communists (China, North Korea, Russia) and defeat Isis, ku klux clan, and other terrorist groups. That will be a few hundred years if ever.

If world peace existed, we would all have to be under one ruler. Someone doesn't like that ruler then people start to revolt. Eventually that revolt leads to a war, small at first but then people see a reason to join the rebels. (I feel like I'm talking about the rebel Aes Seadi the way this is going) Then it goes all Hunger Games Mockingjay and there's a world war caused by one person who is probably long dead with all the killing. It wouldn't work. - Merilille

Not gonna happen. ever

We need peace, there isn't anything more important. - Beatlesboy9

21 The Flying Spaghetti Monster

The central figure of Pastafarianism. - Ashes

Some people take it very serious like it's a real religion nowadays. Just get some spaghetti and meatballs, have some beer, under age? choose something else I dunno.

Um... - HufflepuffGeekGirl

22 Dragons

I like dragons don't include them

I believe in dragons - ArcticWolf

23 Ashi Ashi Ashi was the deuteragonist of the fifth season of Samurai Jack, an American animated television series created by Genndy Tartakovsky for Cartoon Network. She was the former leader and the only confirmed living member of the Daughters of Aku, seven sisters who served as assassins attempting to kill Jack. more.

Without Aku, she would have never existed

Now, she is just a memory.

24 Slenderman Slenderman The Slender Man is a fictional supernatural character that originated as an Internet meme created by Something Awful forums user Eric Knudsen

Slenderman used to be real, but Chuck Norris killed him.

I am questioning if he's real or not. I don't play the Slender games and I looked out my window and I swore I saw him, but, don't listen to the guy that questions if everything is real or dream.

Does not exist, it's such a foolish and stupid concept, with no evidence, and only really stupid boobs would believe in Slenderman exists

I don't believe you.

25 Santa Claus

Only little kids believe in him - ElSherlock

Da science - Pokemonfan10

26 Killer Keyboards

i did this

My. keyboard is trying to kill me i. think. so no I don't think thiss is fake

27 A Good School
28 Hedgehogs that Stand on Two Feet and are Super Fast and Can Talk

They just don't exist in 2016. They can only exist if humans can genetically modify hedgehogs

29 The Boogeyman
30 The Tooth Fairy
31 A Money Store

i love it

Whats the point of a money store anyways? - cosmo

I immediately think of Death Grips when I'm reading this item.

32 Bing Bong from Inside Out Bing Bong from Inside Out

No way! - Ashes

Well, DUH.

33 Zombies
34 Werewolves
35 The Easter Bunny

Just like Santa Claws - ElSherlock

36 Leprechauns
37 The Grim Reaper
38 Thor
39 The Sandman
40 Boku No Pico Boku No Pico Boku no Pico is an anime series of three OVA episodes created by Katsuhiko Takayama. It was released to DVD on September 17, 2006.
41 Jesus Christ Jesus Christ Jesus Christ was born in Bethlehem, Palestine. He was born to Mary, as the bible says "she was found with child of the Holy Ghost" (Matthew 1:18). He was both man and God (John 20:28). According to the bible He is God alone (Deuteronomy 6:4). more.

I know he is in my heart. I believe in him but I respect other people who don't. That's what God wants us to do.

42 Human Eating Bins

Challenge accepted. You pay for my hospital bills, though. - Ashes

43 Shaggy Rogers Shaggy Rogers Norville "Shaggy" Rogers is a fictional character in the Scooby-Doo franchise. He is a cowardly slacker and the long-time best friend and owner of his cowardly Great Dane Scooby-Doo.
44 Brontosaurus
45 Witches

Tell that to people who follow the religion Wicca. - XxembermasterxX

46 Cthulhu Cthulhu Cthulhu is a fictional cosmic entity created by writer H. P. Lovecraft and first introduced in the short story "The Call of Cthulhu", published in the American pulp magazine Weird Tales in 1928. Considered a Great Old One within the pantheon of Lovecraftian cosmic entities, the creature has since been more.

He existed actually. The proof is in the song “Call Of Ktulu”. - Userguy44

47 Xenu
48 Talking Potatoes that Poop Rainbows

That would be cool

49 Bigfoot Bigfoot In North American folklore, Bigfoot or Sasquatch are said to be hairy, upright-walking, ape-like creatures that dwell in the wilderness and leave footprints.
50 White Privilege

This is so fake just like guy gaymers

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Yea white privielege

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