Top Ten Things That Don't Exist


The Top Ten

1 Aliens

Yep aliens are not real

I don't believe in aliens,but the universe is never ending so you'll never know

They damn god exist. They will. Even though we don't have evidence. It's just sure. We're not the only bassturds in the universe. And don't worry about aliens. Worry about our human life, we are on the verge of existence. - TriggerTrashKid


You may believe in God you need to understand that no everyone believes in God - ElSherlock

2 Ghosts

I don't know. - TriggerTrashKid

Aliens are real, but ghosts aren't’. - Userguy44

I don’t believe in ghost - ArcticWolf

There is no evidence of them! We may as well believe in a little green fish on a planet far away eating the souls of the unfortunate. That is just as possible and has just as much evidence. - gemcloben

3 Vampires

After reading all those weird vampire novels, people have the most TWISTED opinions on these things.
(Hotel Transylvania 3 had a better love story than Twilight, change my mimd)

I wish they did though. - XxembermasterxX

They do exist

They’re so hot - blackflower

4 God

Amen brother

All I can do is agree

There is no god. Bow before me - Ilikerice

I have killed god

5 Killer Bunnies

You didn't specify what they kill. A bunny stepping on an ant would technically be considered a killer bunny. - gemcloben

They have big nasty pointy teeth! - MontyPython

This is pointless, how cute bunny kill the person? - 05yusuf09

6 Demons

I agree demons are lame - LoboMaloso

Demons are real - DoroExploro13

7 A Teleporter

I wish it did - blackflower

8 Free Store

Actually I volunteer at a free food store. So yes this exists

These exist for teachers. They should be open to the general public, though.

Say that entry again, but slowly. - Ashes

Just watch Regular Show.

9 $500 Bills

I would have a bunch of those

There used to be 500$ bills as denomination, they had these in the U.S. but I think they've been decommissioned. - NuMetalManiak

There are 500€ bills

Dollars are bad British pounds are the best!

10 Fairies

It's a good thing fairies don't exist because they are prissy little girls who the they are better than every one and they contiue to let peter pan be a pervert


The Contenders

11 A Sharknado

This Sharknado movies are crappy - ElSherlock

Fortunately not. - Userguy44

Let's hope it never does. - nintendofan126

The people who do think this will happen have watched a certain scifi movie to many times. - Skullkid755

12 Superheroes

They could

13 Satan

Satan exists and so does hell

I hate satan

I don't believe in him or hell, but other people do so I can't ruin it for them. - Anonymousxcxc

He does exist - DoroExploro13

14 Medusa
15 Mermaids A mermaid is a legendary aquatic creature with the head and upper body of a female human and the tail of a fish.

You can stick fish scales on your legs. - XxembermasterxX

she is hot

16 Palestine

*angry Jew noises*

Probably an angry Jew put this here.

You should say the ottoman empire


17 Timemachine

Hello people of the future! I am here to tell you that, in fact, time machines do exist! I have invented one and have time travelled from the year 1965 to 2015! I am writing this message from an apple store computer. Although I do not see what the store has to do with apples. I have also travelled into the year 2065 and am here to tell you that aliens do exist after all! I must go now. Hope to see you when I reach the year 2015. Unfortunately by then I will be 76 years old... - SammySpore

Time machines and time travel just have me fascinated. I've pondered the concept of "time" more than I've ever pondered anything else. - RockFashionista

Maybe it doesn't exist, but it's fascinating to think about.

Timemachine exists and I am writing this from future...

18 Time Travel
19 World Peace

Mama likey
i wish it did exist though

It is desirable - but people don't agree - I think the Islamic version of 'world peace' is hell -a Totalitarian state, oppression and blind faith.

If world peace existed, we would all have to be under one ruler. Someone doesn't like that ruler then people start to revolt. Eventually that revolt leads to a war, small at first but then people see a reason to join the rebels. (I feel like I'm talking about the rebel Aes Seadi the way this is going) Then it goes all Hunger Games Mockingjay and there's a world war caused by one person who is probably long dead with all the killing. It wouldn't work. - Merilille

Not gonna happen. ever

20 Unicorns

Too happy. Too colorful. Possibly dangerous. - Ashes

Thank God they don't exist. I hate them so much.

21 The Flying Spaghetti Monster

How dare you insult the flying spaghetti monster! You will burn in a hot boil!

The central figure of Pastafarianism. - Ashes

Some people take it very serious like it's a real religion nowadays. Just get some spaghetti and meatballs, have some beer, under age? choose something else I dunno.

Um... - HufflepuffGeekGirl

22 Santa Claus

Where's my fOOD

Only little kids believe in him - ElSherlock

Da science - Pokemonfan10

23 A Good School


This entry : *Exists*
SChools: *suprised pikachu - Ilikerice

24 Dragons

I like dragons don't include them

I believe in dragons - ArcticWolf

25 Ashi Ashi was the deuteragonist of the fifth season of Samurai Jack, an American animated television series created by Genndy Tartakovsky for Cartoon Network. She was the former leader and the only confirmed living member of the Daughters of Aku, seven sisters who served as assassins attempting to kill Jack. more.

Without Aku, she would have never existed

Now, she is just a memory.

26 Bing Bong from Inside Out

No way! - Ashes

Well, DUH.

27 Zombies
28 The Tooth Fairy
29 Slenderman The Slender Man is a fictional supernatural character that originated as an Internet meme created by Something Awful forums user Eric Knudsen

Apparently those two girls that attempted to stab their friend to death in the forest to please say otherwise - Ilikerice

Slenderman used to be real, but Chuck Norris killed him.

I am questioning if he's real or not. I don't play the Slender games and I looked out my window and I swore I saw him, but, don't listen to the guy that questions if everything is real or dream.

Does not exist, it's such a foolish and stupid concept, with no evidence, and only really stupid boobs would believe in Slenderman exists

Hello 12 year old, unfortunately, I am a "stupid boob", seeing as I believe in slender man. So do many other people. It's funny because if you actually do research there is proof, way before slender man was actually popular, a parent unknowingly took a picture of their child at the park with the tall man in the background. Later on, children were being kidnapped from the park.13-year-old girls also believe in the creature seeing as they stabbed their best friend for its approval. Not to like "throw shade" or anything but you should keep an open mind seeing as something you might not believe in might be true without knowing. - moobs

30 Werewolves
31 Hedgehogs that Stand on Two Feet and are Super Fast and Can Talk

They just don't exist in 2016. They can only exist if humans can genetically modify hedgehogs

32 The Boogeyman
33 Killer Keyboards

i did this

My. keyboard is trying to kill me i. think. so no I don't think thiss is fake

34 Human Eating Bins

Challenge accepted. You pay for my hospital bills, though. - Ashes

35 A Money Store

i love it

Whats the point of a money store anyways? - cosmo

I immediately think of Death Grips when I'm reading this item.

36 The Grim Reaper
37 Thor
38 Shaggy Rogers Norville "Shaggy" Rogers is a fictional character in the Scooby-Doo franchise. He is a cowardly slacker and the long-time best friend and owner of his cowardly Great Dane Scooby-Doo.

Shaggy killed god

39 The Easter Bunny

Just like Santa Claws - ElSherlock

40 Leprechauns
41 Talking Potatoes that Poop Rainbows

i love it

That would be cool

42 The Sandman
43 Bigfoot In North American folklore, Bigfoot or Sasquatch are said to be hairy, upright-walking, ape-like creatures that dwell in the wilderness and leave footprints.

Bigfoot does exist, what are you talking about. I mean there's literally image of him right there dude.

44 Boku No Pico Boku no Pico is an anime series of three OVA episodes created by Katsuhiko Takayama. It was released to DVD on September 17, 2006.
45 Jesus Christ Jesus Christ was born in Bethlehem, Palestine. He was born to Mary, as the bible says "she was found with child of the Holy Ghost" (Matthew 1:18). He was both man and God (John 20:28). According to the bible He is God alone (Deuteronomy 6:4). more.

I know he is in my heart. I believe in him but I respect other people who don't. That's what God wants us to do.

46 Magic
47 Brontosaurus
48 Witches

Tell that to people who follow the religion Wicca. - XxembermasterxX

49 Cthulhu Cthulhu is a fictional cosmic entity created by writer H. P. Lovecraft and first introduced in the short story "The Call of Cthulhu", published in the American pulp magazine Weird Tales in 1928. Considered a Great Old One within the pantheon of Lovecraftian cosmic entities, the creature has since been more.

He existed actually. The proof is in the song “Call Of Ktulu”. - Userguy44

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