Top 10 Things to Get In a Christmas Cracker
The Top Ten
1 Mini Wind Up Cars
Yep, my family got 6 Christmas crackers. And all of them came with mini wind up cars.
2 Paper Crowns
Mom! Get Me Some Gold To Glue On This!
Makes me feel worthy.
3 Lousy Jokes
What is a ghosts favourite food?
Spook-Ghetti.
I binned that so called joke as soon as I read it.
What's a ghosts favourite food?
Spook-Ghetti.
I binned that joke as soon as I read it.
4 A mini fan
As if we weren't cold enough here in england!
5 A Candy Cane
I love candy canes!
Yep. It was yummy.
6 The Wrong End Of The Cracker
50% of the time it's what I get.
7 A Colour Pad
Entertaining for a while.
8 A Lego Figure
9 A Comb
10 A Land Mine
Americans who don't know what they are.
Is that even legal
The Contenders
11 Crack
Was this added by a Yank who doesn't know what they are?
12 Chocolate Coins
Again, they were yummy.
13 Money
This would be awesome.
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