Top Ten Things That Get Harder and Harder As You Drive North Through Great BritainPositronWildhawk This list is not to insult those "oop nawth". Even if I am a Londoner myself.
The Top Ten
Don't bump into me then, I live in the North West.
I've been a southern wanker for nearly four years now. But before that I was a thick northerner. Still have most of the accent. - IronSabbathPriest
Ey oop, chuck... Definitely. Oop norf They don't talk proper like what we do in the sarf! - Britgirl
Practice your emphasis on sounds like "arh", "hee" and *fart*. - PositronWildhawk
Something which I do like about the north is their attitude towards Mr. Farage. - PositronWildhawk
There's a joke we have in West London about a Yorkshire couple making love. One says "Naw worries, darlin', ah've got no young 'uns wi' t'urex." - PositronWildhawk
They end up everywhere, even where my grandparents live, near Gloucester. - PositronWildhawk
Except it does make you think of a bizarre custom that exists south of London... - PositronWildhawk
Too much gravel on both to notice. - PositronWildhawk
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