Top Ten Things That Get Harder and Harder As You Drive North Through Great Britain

This list is not to insult those "oop nawth". Even if I am a Londoner myself.

The Top Ten

1 Understanding what other people are saying

Don't bump into me then, I live in the North West.

I've been a southern wanker for nearly four years now. But before that I was a thick northerner. Still have most of the accent. - IronSabbathPriest

Ey oop, chuck... Definitely. Oop norf They don't talk proper like what we do in the sarf! - Britgirl

Practice your emphasis on sounds like "arh", "hee" and *fart*. - PositronWildhawk

2 Staying sober
3 Finding UKIP voters

Something which I do like about the north is their attitude towards Mr. Farage. - PositronWildhawk

4 Thinking of terms of phrase which do not begin with "t" letter t"

There's a joke we have in West London about a Yorkshire couple making love. One says "Naw worries, darlin', ah've got no young 'uns wi' t'urex." - PositronWildhawk

5 Refusing gravy
6 Not getting into fights, if not moans
7 Avoiding driving into cows

They end up everywhere, even where my grandparents live, near Gloucester. - PositronWildhawk

8 Keeping a straight face when seeing people on bikes

Except it does make you think of a bizarre custom that exists south of London... - PositronWildhawk

9 Blocking out the smell of cheese and goat milk in every shop
10 Differentiating the road from the pavement

Too much gravel on both to notice. - PositronWildhawk

The Contenders

11 Seeing some of the worst towns.
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