Top Ten Things to Get Tattooed On Your Penis

The Top Ten
1 Gun

Uzi would be nice. I hope people won't think that your penis is a weapon.

2 Dagger

What the hell is this list?

Good list haha

3 Bullet
4 "Born to Raise Hell"

Or just plain "MOTOR HEAD"

5 666
6 Flaming Skull

What in the world is this list

7 Your Lover's Face

Weird item on a WEIRD list. Why would you even get a tattoo there?
There are better places to put it!

8 Um Jammer Lammy
9 Penis Wars
10 Jason Voorhees Jason Voorhees is a character from the Friday the 13th series. He first appeared in Friday the 13th as the young son of camp cook-turned-murderer, Mrs. Voorhees.
The Contenders
11 Pingas
12 American Flag
13 Cobra
14 Another Penis

Maybe your gay, and so you're planning to have sex with another man: anal sex, which won't make either pregnant because they're men and are meant to give sperm, not give birth. Or maybe the vagina of your wife or girlfriend. Or their face.

15 Inverted Pentagram

I was gonna add this.

16 Rocket
17 A Ruler
18 Nicki Minaj
19 A Vagina
20 Shrek Shrek is a fictional ogre and titular character of the Shrek franchise. He debuted in the 2001 animated movie of the same name. He is voiced by Mike Myers.
21 6IX9INE Daniel Hernandez, known by his stage name 6ix9ine, also known as Tekashi69 or simply Tekashi, is an American rapper. He is mostly known for his legal issues, particularly his sexual crimes.

In 2015, Hernandez pleaded guilty to a felony count of use of a child in a sexual performance. However, he denied having any sexual contact with the girl. On February 1, 2019, he pleaded guilty to charges... read more
22 Elephant African elephants are elephants of the genus Loxodonta. The genus consists of two extant species: the African bush elephant, L. africana, and the smaller African forest elephant, L. cyclotis.
23 Banana
24 Baphomet
25 "Coming Soon"
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