Top Ten Things That Get Weirder the More You Think About Them

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I came up with this one all by myself, so no help from Rebelgamer/Smashball.

The Top Ten

1 Ties

Men wear colored pieces of fabric around their neck at work. - Ace_of_spades

The dog leash of civilization.

2 Graveyards

You know something? I love graveyards or " churchyards" as I prefer to call them. They are so calming. I love to sit on a bench surrounded by gravestones, especially in Summer. They're just amazing. - Britgirl

We have fields of dead people. - Ace_of_spades

3 Skeletons

There is one on (or in you) every where you go. - Ace_of_spades

...And maybe a few in your closet.. - Britgirl

4 Clapping

We smash our hands together to show approval - Ace_of_spades

Who thought he should do this first? Who thought "this is good I'll smash my hands reppeatedly to show it"? - Martinglez

5 Water

We need it to live but, most of it is poisonous to us. - Ace_of_spades

6 Eggs

They are put into cakes. Think about it chickens in your cake. - Ace_of_spades

Think about this: You came from one.

7 Cars

Everyday we sit in giant steel boxes with wheels. - Ace_of_spades

8 Piercing

This and tattooing are signs of civilization in decline; wholesale return to the primitive.

Holes in your body to insert decorative objects. - Metal_Treasure

I only have two piercings in each ear - that's my limit. - Britgirl

9 Technology

We took dinosaur atoms and used them for smartphones. - Ace_of_spades

10 Atoms

They are everywhere. - Ace_of_spades

The Contenders

11 Kissing
12 Garbage Men

People paid to carry small piles of garbage to bigger piles of garbage. - Ace_of_spades

13 Tattoos
14 Skiing
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