Top Ten Things That Get Weirder the More You Think About Them

I came up with this one all by myself, so no help from Rebelgamer/Smashball.
The Top Ten
1 Ties

Men wear colored pieces of fabric around their neck at work.

The dog leash of civilization.

2 Graveyards

You know something? I love graveyards or " churchyards" as I prefer to call them. They are so calming. I love to sit on a bench surrounded by gravestones, especially in Summer. They're just amazing.

We have fields of dead people.

3 Skeletons

There is one on (or in you) every where you go.

4 Clapping

Who thought he should do this first? Who thought "this is good I'll smash my hands reppeatedly to show it"?

We smash our hands together to show approval

5 Eggs

They are put into cakes. Think about it chickens in your cake.

Think about this: You came from one.

6 Water

We need it to live but, most of it is poisonous to us.

7 Technology
8 Piercing

This and tattooing are signs of civilization in decline; wholesale return to the primitive.

Holes in your body to insert decorative objects.

9 Cars

Everyday we sit in giant steel boxes with wheels.

10 Atoms

They are everywhere.

The Contenders
11 Kissing
12 Garbage Men

People paid to carry small piles of garbage to bigger piles of garbage.

13 Tattoos
14 Gore
15 Skiing Skiing can be a means of transport, a recreational activity or a competitive winter sport in which the participant uses skis to glide on snow.
16 Dust
17 Rickrolling
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