Top Ten Things that Great Britain Competes with the United States of America In

This is not a war. Okay...maybe a tiny friendly rivalry between two major countries.
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The Top Ten

1 Music

I really can't decide about it - zxm

British singers have much more diverse voices, better genres, and the like. - Swellow

Team GB - needs no explanation. - Britgirl

So I see, V! ;) I clearly touched a tender nerve. One civilised English woman can never win a fight against a Neanderthal American male... Don't come looking for an apology, I can keep this up for days... - Britgirl

2 Accents

I sound like a cross between Ramsay Bolton and Michael from I'm Alan Partridge. I kind of look a bit like Ramsay as well. - IronSabbathPriest

Every time I go to America, I get complimented on my accent. Why, thank you, but there are some British boys back home with even better ones. - PositronWildhawk

I'd date girls with hot accents like Delevingne's. - Swellow

Team GB - we at least sound more cultured :P - Britgirl

3 Humour

In America it's pronounced "Humor". Well, British and Americans are very different despite speaking the same language.

I'm American, but I find British humor hilarious! - LordDovahkiin

But American humour is the best and that's very true - Ananya

Team GB - deadpan humour is better than visionary slapstick. - Britgirl

4 Films

Britain has James Bond, we have John Wick

British films are fine. American's are more in your face.

Oh yeah! We got Pixar, Dreamworks Animation, Blue Sky Studios, Walt Disney Animation Studios, and so much more! - ModernSpongeBobSucks

Hollywood is invincible - Ananya

5 Spelling

Sometimes, American grammar astounds me. "I could care less", rather than "I couldn't care less". So, does that mean you care a little? - PositronWildhawk

Ever heard of "Old English? "

Hmm...I guess Team USA spell things a little less complicated. They tend to spell as they say them, which makes more sense. - Britgirl

Almost everything from america was based off of things in Britain. You have Rugby? We're calling it Football. You have Football? We're calling it soccor. You say "Zee"? Well guess what, we're not pronouncing it your way anymore! We're pronouncing it "Zed"! - SeeU

6 Sports

WOO! Go Team USA at the Rio 2016 Olympic Games! - ModernSpongeBobSucks

Team US - hate it when Great Britain are against the US in swimming, diving, shooting... - Britgirl

7 Language

Team GB - there is no such thing as an American language, however much the US have tried to change it. - Britgirl

You forgot one, V. French. But when all's said and done, no one really thinks about where it derived from. English is English.
*crack! * Oops...think I've just broken a couple of 'em... - Britgirl

No such thing as the American language? Say that to Sarah Palin.
"Immigrants to the US must speak American." - PositronWildhawk

Whoa... Walkin' on thin eggshells there, Beege. Might as well say there's no English language, as much of it was derived from German, Nordic, Latin and Greek.

8 Food

America has McDonald’s, we have been son toast - Weirdest-thing

Britain wins over America in my opinion - TwilightKitsune

Team GB - I can't face those 'Merican Murder Burgers. - Britgirl

Considering that Britain can get away with massive Angus burgers, Full English Breakfasts and other massive meals, without getting quite as tubby as the average American, we do make better food, with less adverse effects on one's health.

With that said, Britain is the second fattest country in Europe, second only to Germany. Both UK and USA eat too much. - PositronWildhawk

9 Education

Used to be. Just like Harvard and Yale. Now they're all just incubators and disseminators of Newspeak and other revisionism.

Did you know that American people are dumber than GB because of their stupid education?

When you look at the highest ranked universities in the world, both countries dominate the charts, and both countries are met by people coming from all over the world to study there.
One reason that I'd recommend living in London is that many of the most prestigious universities in the world are virtually on your doorstep. - PositronWildhawk

Team GB - Oxford and Cambridge. Best universities in the world. - Britgirl

10 Best looking men / women

Team GB - both sexes are more natural. - Britgirl

Ok...! Alright! We need peace talks now. That comment, V was just plain silly. Everybody ('specially the Americans - yes, I'm a-talking' to you ;) ) need to lighten up.
Shall we pop off for some tea and crumpets...? :-) - Britgirl

If you mean your women don't shave their legs or armpits, and your men DO, then you might have something there. Don't know what, but SOMETHING.

Okay, Beege. Shall we enlist the Russians to mediate? ;) Granted, the comment was gratuitously stereotypical and a bit reactionary. But ya know, you were kinda comin' on like Genghis Khan. From "sweetheart" to "Neanderthal" in a couple days? Had to expect a "typically American" response. Alrighty, then. Back to normal (whatever that is).

The Contenders

11 Animation

Captain Pugwash came out of Britain and it's the greatest show ever created. - BrideiMacBella

12 Terrorism

America had 9/11, the U.K. has had more terrorist attack than the state - Weirdest-thing

13 Better President

"Won't let Muslims or Mexicans go to his country". Totally false, over 600,000 Mexicans were "legally" allowed into the USA in 2018. USA has 3.5 million Muslims, UK only 2.5 million. Maybe easier to get into the UK, but they don't want to go there.

Americans (past) chose president instead of prime minister.

Yeah, we don't have a president. But nothing's better than the current US president. - PositronWildhawk

Donald Trump > Hillary Clinton
- It would have been miserable if Hillary Clinton won.

14 Porn Industry

Gee, I wonder who added this here... - ModernSpongeBobSucks

15 Robots
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