Top Ten Things Humans Do That Aliens Would Find Most Weird

The Top Ten
Applaud

Never really thought about it before, but... Applauding IS actually really weird. Why do we smack our palms together to show appreciation? Ah. Whatever.

Actually it's interesting that clapping actually in itself means nothing. Aliens will find it weird definitely.

I'd like to see aliens react to humans doing human things, that would be hilarious.

Alien : "Why are those creatures slapping their hands together? "

Walk a Pet Dog

Dogs are actually alien creatures sent to earth by aliens to study how humans react to other beings. there are lots of results knowing that there are people that are afraid of dogs, people that love dogs and people that unfortunately abuse dogs. once this investigation is complete and all the information is gathered, they will be able to capture our planet and become the dominant race of the solar system! be afraid! and do not trust anyone!

Imagine an alien witnessing you being dragged along by your dog and then see you picking up its mess. They would wonder just who was the master!

Two words: Alien dog!

Dance

Like, what are we even doing? Waving our hands n the air like we just don't care?

Random Alien: "That human is shaking it's bouncy thing, get the ray guns, EXTERMINATE ALL HUMANS! "

We Would Teach Them

Random alien - "These humans are attacking, pull out your ray guns, EXTERMINATE ALL HUMANS"

A few hours later, dance killed us

Drive

Ok so this is a car “so like a space ship on the ground? ” Uh... sure. Well we get in it and go places “what’s that donut thingy” that’s a steering wheel “no buttons” well we have those ones “they shoot lasers right? ” No... but they do make noise

Watch TV

A group of humans watching a group of humans in a box.

Speak Different Languages

If alien civilizations develop like ours, we'll probably have a lot more in common with them than we think.

It would just be alien to an alien.

Aleins probly have one language we like 50

Use a Eating Utensils

They're probably wondering why we look like we're trying to kill our food when it's already dead.

Have Sex

It's shaped like a WHAT now?
And don't most of these depend on the alien civilisation?

Swim

Not much water there...

Listen to Music

LOL the cute little robot alien on the movie Flight of the Navigator thought that was weird,

I have a neighbor doing that right now and I want to personally SHOOT THEM! But I won't.

Even other humans don't understand this.

One look at that idiot and the alien who perrish of horror.

The Contenders
Believe In God

This is probably the most weird thing they could think. They probably have their own beliefs, and when aliens and us come together, we can both determine that there is no god.

Use Computers
Take a "Selfie"

Right, its like, I just need to make sure I look like my self. I mean, what the heck

Why are they so obsessed with themselves?

Me: lemme take a selfie!
Alien: okkk then...

Cry

The human is leaking!

Water from their eyes

Wear Clothes

Kinda foreign to them

Call Aliens "Aliens"

Think about it. Maybe they don't know English and call us "lumbineijd" or sonething weird like that

Pray

Odds are aliens believe in Jehovah because he created the universe, them, and their would be no way they can create themselves.

Aliens must be atheists

What if aliens were religious, but believed in a different God/gods? That's exactly what the Narnia series talks about.

Kiss

It is rather strange if you think about it. You and your partner connecting lips and tongue to exchange saliva, in a gesture of love. Strange, yet oddly attractive.

Are they eating each other?

What is this nonsense?

Masturbate
Use Money
Sleep

"Why do they barely move for hours"

Knock

Similar reason to the clapping thing.

Get High

One shot and they'll understand

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