Top Ten Things Humans Do That Aliens Would Find Weird


The Top Ten

1 Applaud

We do NOT know what aliens would think what we do that they think would be weird. You only think that from Science Fiction.

Never really thought about it before, but... Applauding IS actually really weird. Why do we smack our palms together to show appreciation? Ah. Whatever.

Actually it's interesting that clapping actually in itself means nothing. Aliens will find it weird definitely. - Kiteretsunu

I'd like to see aliens react to humans doing human things, that would be hilarious.

2 Walk Your Pet Dog

Imagine an alien witnessing you being dragged along by your dog and then see you picking up its mess. They would wonder just who was the master! - Britgirl

Two words: Alien dog!

Dogs are actually alien creatures sent to earth by aliens to study how humans react to other beings. there are lots of results knowing that there are people that are afraid of dogs, people that love dogs and people that unfortunately abuse dogs. once this investigation is complete and all the information is gathered, they will be able to capture our planet and become the dominant race of the solar system! be afraid! and do not trust anyone!

3 Dance

Random alien - "These humans are attacking, pull out your ray guns, EXTERMINATE ALL HUMANS"

A few hours later, dance killed us

Like, what are we even doing? Waving our hands n the air like we just don't care? - hannahthebanana

We Would Teach Them

4 Drive

Ok so this is a car “so like a space ship on the ground? ” Uh... sure. Well we get in it and go places “what’s that donut thingy” that’s a steering wheel “no buttons” well we have those ones “they shoot lasers right? ” No... but they do make noise

5 Watch TV

A group of humans watching a group of humans in a box. - Britgirl

6 Speak Different Languages

If alien civilizations develop like ours, we'll probably have a lot more in common with them than we think. - keycha1n

It would just be alien to an alien. - Britgirl

Aleins probly have one language we like 50

7 Use a Knife and Fork

They're probably wondering why we look like we're trying to kill our food when it's already dead. - keycha1n

8 Have Sex

No offense britgirl, but your like really obsessed with sexual things - uncleteapot

Every living thing has to have sex to create babies, so this is stupid. - SammySpore

Why is coitus on every list?

It's shaped like a WHAT now?
And don't most of these depend on the alien civilisation? - PositronWildhawk

9 Make Top Ten Lists About What an Alien Would Find Weird

Yeah when we don't know anything about things who live on other planets its just television and movies we have seen.

I knew somebody would put that. Britgirl

Yah, that weird. - Anton110

10 Swim

Not much water there...

The Contenders

11 Listen to Music

Wow this list is interesting Tina! - Userguy44

What is this messed up language - CityGuru

LOL the cute little robot alien on the movie Flight of the Navigator thought that was weird, - RockFashionista

12 Believe In God

Nah, most likely they also think there's a Creator. This universe IS similar to a computer similation at the quantum level.

This is probably the most weird thing they could think. They probably have their own beliefs, and when aliens and us come together, we can both determine that there is no god.

13 Use Computers
14 Pray

Odds are aliens believe in Jehovah because he created the universe, them, and their would be no way they can create themselves.

Aliens must be atheists

What if aliens were religious, but believed in a different God/gods? That's exactly what the Narnia series talks about. - ethanmeinster

15 Take a 'Selfie'

Right, its like, I just need to make sure I look like my self. I mean, what the heck

Why are they so obsessed with themselves?

Me: lemme take a selfie!
Alien: okkk then... - Harri666

16 Crying

The human is leaking! - PetSounds

17 Wear Clothes

Kinda foreign to them - Curti2594

18 Listen to Justin Bieber.

What will Aliens listen. Metal? - Userguy44

Even other humans don't understand this.

One look at that idiot and the alien who perrish of horror.

Maybe the aliens are evil, and they like Justin Blech-ber.

19 Masturbate

Aliens might masturbate as well. - Userguy44

20 The Concept of Money In General

Uh, no. The idea of a token that represents a quantum of effort, material or value is so logical as to be nearly universal. Otherwise any exchange would not only have to be like-kind but would always require that you brought the exchange with you. What if you are exchanging a small moon for a tritium reactor? "-We'd just sign a bill of sale" Congratulations. You've just re-invented money.

21 Why We Are So Self Destructive, Even On a Global Scale
22 Get High

One shot and they'll understand

23 Being a Popular Toptenner

I am a human not an alien. - Unnamed Google User Remade
I have them sir they will be exterminated in time. Wait is this thing on?

I think I found one. - Userguy44

Aliens on TheTopTens! I guess some of us may be. - PositronWildhawk

PositronWildhawk I think you mean Justin Bieber Lover.

24 Shop
25 Make Out

It is rather strange if you think about it. You and your partner connecting lips and tongue to exchange saliva, in a gesture of love. Strange, yet oddly attractive. - Garythesnail

Are they eating each other?

What is this nonsense? - RockFashionista

26 Used to Think the Earth Is Flat and the Center of the Universe
27 Sleep

"Why do they barely move for hours"

28 Knocking

Similar reason to the clapping thing.

29 The Middle Finger
30 Gunfights
31 Get Arrested
32 Practice Religion

Who knows what they believe in... - ethanmeinster

33 Call Aliens Aliens

Think about it. Maybe they don't know English and call us "lumbineijd" or sonething weird like that

34 Engage in War
35 A Human Killing Another Human

Why are they killing each. Have they realize they are all related.


36 Twerk

Random Alien: "That human is shaking it's bouncy thing, get the ray guns, EXTERMINATE ALL HUMANS! "

37 Make Out in Public
38 Believe in celebrities
39 Fashion
40 Work So Much
41 Why We Don't All Want to Be Educated
42 Laughing
43 Watch Porn

They would wonder why humans like to watch other humans reproduce... sounds strange if you put it like that

Duhhh... PORN!

44 Manners

When you think about it, manners are really dumb and pointless. Don't put your elbows on the table? Don't burp? - SammySpore

45 Going Toilet
46 Listen to Music With Bass

I have a neighbor doing that right now and I want to personally SHOOT THEM! But I won't.

47 Making Cat Videos

As aliens walk Rovers, aliens make Marsmot (alien rodents) videos, so they will find dog walking and cat videos weird.

48 Kiss
49 Politics
50 Wiggle Their Toes
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