Top Ten Things Humans Do That Aliens Would Find Most Weird

The Top Ten
1 Applaud

Never really thought about it before, but... Applauding IS actually really weird. Why do we smack our palms together to show appreciation? Ah. Whatever.

Actually it's interesting that clapping actually in itself means nothing. Aliens will find it weird definitely.

The aliens be like, what are you doing? You are slapping your hands like some retarded seal.

I'd like to see aliens react to humans doing human things, that would be hilarious.

2 Walk a Pet Dog

Dogs are actually alien creatures sent to earth by aliens to study how humans react to other beings. there are lots of results knowing that there are people that are afraid of dogs, people that love dogs and people that unfortunately abuse dogs. once this investigation is complete and all the information is gathered, they will be able to capture our planet and become the dominant race of the solar system! be afraid! and do not trust anyone!

Imagine an alien witnessing you being dragged along by your dog and then see you picking up its mess. They would wonder just who was the master!

Two words: Alien dog!

3 Have Sex

It's shaped like a WHAT now?
And don't most of these depend on the alien civilisation?

4 Dance
5 Watch TV

A group of humans watching a group of humans in a box.

6 Speak Different Languages

If alien civilizations develop like ours, we'll probably have a lot more in common with them than we think.

It would just be alien to an alien.

7 Believe In God

This is probably the most weird thing they could think. They probably have their own beliefs, and when aliens and us come together, we can both determine that there is no god.

8 Use a Eating Utensils

They're probably wondering why we look like we're trying to kill our food when it's already dead.

9 Listen to Music

I have a neighbor doing that right now and I want to personally SHOOT THEM! But I won't.

Even other humans don't understand this.

What will Aliens listen. Metal?

10 Drive

Ok so this is a car "so like a space ship on the ground? " Uh... sure. Well we get in it and go places "what's that donut thingy" that's a steering wheel "no buttons" well we have those ones "they shoot lasers right? " No... but they do make noise

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11 Take a "Selfie"

Right, its like, I just need to make sure I look like my self. I mean, what the heck

Why are they so obsessed with themselves?

12 Cry

The human is leaking!

Water from their eyes

13 Wear Clothes

Kinda foreign to them

14 Call Aliens "Aliens"

Think about it. Maybe they don't know English and call us "lumbineijd" or sonething weird like that

15 Swim

Not much water there...

16 Pray

Odds are aliens believe in Jehovah because he created the universe, them, and their would be no way they can create themselves.

Aliens must be atheists

17 Kiss

It is rather strange if you think about it. You and your partner connecting lips and tongue to exchange saliva, in a gesture of love. Strange, yet oddly attractive.

Are they eating each other?

What is this nonsense?

18 Sleep
19 Masturbate
20 Use Money
21 Knock

Similar reason to the clapping thing.

22 Have a Gunfight
23 Use Computers
24 Get High
25 Shop
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