Top Ten Things Humans Do That Aliens Would Find Weird
The Top Ten
We do NOT know what aliens would think what we do that they think would be weird. You only think that from Science Fiction.
Never really thought about it before, but... Applauding IS actually really weird. Why do we smack our palms together to show appreciation? Ah. Whatever.
Actually it's interesting that clapping actually in itself means nothing. Aliens will find it weird definitely. - Kiteretsunu
I'd like to see aliens react to humans doing human things, that would be hilarious.
Imagine an alien witnessing you being dragged along by your dog and then see you picking up its mess. They would wonder just who was the master! - Britgirl
Two words: Alien dog!
Dogs are actually alien creatures sent to earth by aliens to study how humans react to other beings. there are lots of results knowing that there are people that are afraid of dogs, people that love dogs and people that unfortunately abuse dogs. once this investigation is complete and all the information is gathered, they will be able to capture our planet and become the dominant race of the solar system! be afraid! and do not trust anyone!
Random alien - "These humans are attacking, pull out your ray guns, EXTERMINATE ALL HUMANS"
A few hours later, dance killed us
Like, what are we even doing? Waving our hands n the air like we just don't care? - hannahthebanana
We Would Teach Them
Ok so this is a car “so like a space ship on the ground? ” Uh... sure. Well we get in it and go places “what’s that donut thingy” that’s a steering wheel “no buttons” well we have those ones “they shoot lasers right? ” No... but they do make noise
A group of humans watching a group of humans in a box. - Britgirl
If alien civilizations develop like ours, we'll probably have a lot more in common with them than we think. - keycha1n
It would just be alien to an alien. - Britgirl
Aleins probly have one language we like 50
They're probably wondering why we look like we're trying to kill our food when it's already dead. - keycha1n
No offense britgirl, but your like really obsessed with sexual things - uncleteapot
Every living thing has to have sex to create babies, so this is stupid. - SammySpore
Why is coitus on every list?
It's shaped like a WHAT now?
And don't most of these depend on the alien civilisation? - PositronWildhawk
Yeah when we don't know anything about things who live on other planets its just television and movies we have seen.
I knew somebody would put that. Britgirl
Yah, that weird. - Anton110
Not much water there...
Wow this list is interesting Tina! - Userguy44
What is this messed up language - CityGuru
LOL the cute little robot alien on the movie Flight of the Navigator thought that was weird, - RockFashionista
Nah, most likely they also think there's a Creator. This universe IS similar to a computer similation at the quantum level.
This is probably the most weird thing they could think. They probably have their own beliefs, and when aliens and us come together, we can both determine that there is no god.
Water from there eyes
The human is leaking! - PetSounds
Odds are aliens believe in Jehovah because he created the universe, them, and their would be no way they can create themselves.
Aliens must be atheists
What if aliens were religious, but believed in a different God/gods? That's exactly what the Narnia series talks about. - ethanmeinster
Right, its like, I just need to make sure I look like my self. I mean, what the heck
Why are they so obsessed with themselves?
Me: lemme take a selfie!
Alien: okkk then... - Harri666
Kinda foreign to them - Curti2594
What will Aliens listen. Metal? - Userguy44
Even other humans don't understand this.
One look at that idiot and the alien who perrish of horror.
Maybe the aliens are evil, and they like Justin Blech-ber.
Aliens might masturbate as well. - Userguy44
Uh, no. The idea of a token that represents a quantum of effort, material or value is so logical as to be nearly universal. Otherwise any exchange would not only have to be like-kind but would always require that you brought the exchange with you. What if you are exchanging a small moon for a tritium reactor? "-We'd just sign a bill of sale" Congratulations. You've just re-invented money.
Similar reason to the clapping thing.
One shot and they'll understand
I am a human not an alien. - Unnamed Google User Remade
I have them sir they will be exterminated in time. Wait is this thing on?
I think I found one. - Userguy44
Aliens on TheTopTens! I guess some of us may be. - PositronWildhawk
PositronWildhawk I think you mean Justin Bieber Lover.
Think about it. Maybe they don't know English and call us "lumbineijd" or sonething weird like that
It is rather strange if you think about it. You and your partner connecting lips and tongue to exchange saliva, in a gesture of love. Strange, yet oddly attractive. - Garythesnail
Are they eating each other?
What is this nonsense? - RockFashionista
"Why do they barely move for hours"
Even I think it’s messed up
Who knows what they believe in... - ethanmeinster
Why are they killing each. Have they realize they are all related.
Random Alien: "That human is shaking it's bouncy thing, get the ray guns, EXTERMINATE ALL HUMANS! "
They would wonder why humans like to watch other humans reproduce... sounds strange if you put it like that
When you think about it, manners are really dumb and pointless. Don't put your elbows on the table? Don't burp? - SammySpore
I have a neighbor doing that right now and I want to personally SHOOT THEM! But I won't.
As aliens walk Rovers, aliens make Marsmot (alien rodents) videos, so they will find dog walking and cat videos weird.