Top Ten Things Humans Do That Aliens Would Find Weird

The Top Ten


Never really thought about it before, but... Applauding IS actually really weird. Why do we smack our palms together to show appreciation? Ah. Whatever.

Actually it's interesting that clapping actually in itself means nothing. Aliens will find it weird definitely. - Kiteretsunu

We do NOT know what aliens would think what we do that they think would be weird. You only think that from Science Fiction.

I'd like to see aliens react to humans doing human things, that would be hilarious.

Walk Your Pet Dog

Imagine an alien witnessing you being dragged along by your dog and then see you picking up its mess. They would wonder just who was the master! - Britgirl

Two words: Alien dog!

Dogs are actually alien creatures sent to earth by aliens to study how humans react to other beings. there are lots of results knowing that there are people that are afraid of dogs, people that love dogs and people that unfortunately abuse dogs. once this investigation is complete and all the information is gathered, they will be able to capture our planet and become the dominant race of the solar system! be afraid! and do not trust anyone!


Random alien - "These humans are attacking, pull out your ray guns, EXTERMINATE ALL HUMANS"

A few hours later, dance killed us

Like, what are we even doing? Waving our hands n the air like we just don't care? - hannahthebanana

We Would Teach Them


Ok so this is a car “so like a space ship on the ground? ” Uh... sure. Well we get in it and go places “what’s that donut thingy” that’s a steering wheel “no buttons” well we have those ones “they shoot lasers right? ” No... but they do make noise

Watch TV

A group of humans watching a group of humans in a box. - Britgirl

Speak Different Languages

If alien civilizations develop like ours, we'll probably have a lot more in common with them than we think. - keycha1n

It would just be alien to an alien. - Britgirl

Aleins probly have one language we like 50

Use a Knife and Fork

They're probably wondering why we look like we're trying to kill our food when it's already dead. - keycha1n

Make Top Ten Lists About What an Alien Would Find Weird

Yeah when we don't know anything about things who live on other planets its just television and movies we have seen.

I knew somebody would put that. Britgirl

Yah, that weird. - Anton110

Have Sex

No offense britgirl, but your like really obsessed with sexual things - uncleteapot

Every living thing has to have sex to create babies, so this is stupid. - SammySpore

Why is coitus on every list?

It's shaped like a WHAT now?
And don't most of these depend on the alien civilisation? - PositronWildhawk


Not much water there...

The Contenders

Listen to Music

Wow this list is interesting Tina! - Userguy44

What is this messed up language - CityGuru

LOL the cute little robot alien on the movie Flight of the Navigator thought that was weird, - RockFashionista

Believe In God

Nah, most likely they also think there's a Creator. This universe IS similar to a computer similation at the quantum level.

This is probably the most weird thing they could think. They probably have their own beliefs, and when aliens and us come together, we can both determine that there is no god.

Use Computers
Wear Clothes

Kinda foreign to them - Curti2594

Take a 'Selfie'

Right, its like, I just need to make sure I look like my self. I mean, what the heck

Why are they so obsessed with themselves?

Me: lemme take a selfie!
Alien: okkk then... - Harri666


Water from there eyes

The human is leaking! - PetSounds

Listen to Justin Bieber.

What will Aliens listen. Metal? - Userguy44

Even other humans don't understand this.

One look at that idiot and the alien who perrish of horror.

Maybe the aliens are evil, and they like Justin Blech-ber.


Odds are aliens believe in Jehovah because he created the universe, them, and their would be no way they can create themselves.

Aliens must be atheists

What if aliens were religious, but believed in a different God/gods? That's exactly what the Narnia series talks about. - ethanmeinster

Call Aliens Aliens


Think about it. Maybe they don't know English and call us "lumbineijd" or sonething weird like that


Aliens might masturbate as well. - Userguy44

Make Out

It is rather strange if you think about it. You and your partner connecting lips and tongue to exchange saliva, in a gesture of love. Strange, yet oddly attractive. - Garythesnail

Are they eating each other?

What is this nonsense? - RockFashionista

The Concept of Money In General

Uh, no. The idea of a token that represents a quantum of effort, material or value is so logical as to be nearly universal. Otherwise any exchange would not only have to be like-kind but would always require that you brought the exchange with you. What if you are exchanging a small moon for a tritium reactor? "-We'd just sign a bill of sale" Congratulations. You've just re-invented money.

Why We Are So Self Destructive, Even On a Global Scale

Similar reason to the clapping thing.

Get High

One shot and they'll understand

Being a Popular Toptenner

I am a human not an alien. - Unnamed Google User Remade
I have them sir they will be exterminated in time. Wait is this thing on?

I think I found one. - Userguy44

Aliens on TheTopTens! I guess some of us may be. - PositronWildhawk

PositronWildhawk I think you mean Justin Bieber Lover.

Get Arrested

Random Alien: "That human is shaking it's bouncy thing, get the ray guns, EXTERMINATE ALL HUMANS! "

Used to Think the Earth Is Flat and the Center of the Universe

"Why do they barely move for hours"

Watch Porn

They would wonder why humans like to watch other humans reproduce... sounds strange if you put it like that

Duhhh... PORN!

The Middle Finger

Even I think it’s messed up

Practice Religion

Who knows what they believe in... - ethanmeinster

Engage in War
A Human Killing Another Human

Why are they killing each. Have they realize they are all related.


Make Out in Public
Believe in celebrities
Work So Much
Why We Don't All Want to Be Educated

When you think about it, manners are really dumb and pointless. Don't put your elbows on the table? Don't burp? - SammySpore

Going Toilet
Listen to Music With Bass

I have a neighbor doing that right now and I want to personally SHOOT THEM! But I won't.

Making Cat Videos

As aliens walk Rovers, aliens make Marsmot (alien rodents) videos, so they will find dog walking and cat videos weird.

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