Top Ten Things Humans Do That Aliens Would Find Weird

Britgirl

The Top Ten

1 Applaud

Never really thought about it before, but... Applauding IS actually really weird. Why do we smack our palms together to show appreciation? Ah. Whatever.

Actually it's interesting that clapping actually in itself means nothing. Aliens will find it weird definitely. - Kiteretsunu

We do NOT know what aliens would think what we do that they think would be weird. You only think that from Science Fiction.

Alien : "Why are those creatures slapping their hands together? "

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2 Walk Your Pet Dog

Imagine an alien witnessing you being dragged along by your dog and then see you picking up its mess. They would wonder just who was the master! - Britgirl

Two words: Alien dog!

Dogs are actually alien creatures sent to earth by aliens to study how humans react to other beings. there are lots of results knowing that there are people that are afraid of dogs, people that love dogs and people that unfortunately abuse dogs. once this investigation is complete and all the information is gathered, they will be able to capture our planet and become the dominant race of the solar system! be afraid! and do not trust anyone!

3 Dance

Random alien - "These humans are attacking, pull out your ray guns, EXTERMINATE ALL HUMANS"

A few hours later, dance killed us

Like, what are we even doing? Waving our hands n the air like we just don't care? - hannahthebanana

We Would Teach Them

4 Drive

Ok so this is a car “so like a space ship on the ground? ” Uh... sure. Well we get in it and go places “what’s that donut thingy” that’s a steering wheel “no buttons” well we have those ones “they shoot lasers right? ” No... but they do make noise

5 Watch TV

A group of humans watching a group of humans in a box. - Britgirl

6 Use a Knife and Fork

They're probably wondering why we look like we're trying to kill our food when it's already dead. - keycha1n

7 Speak Different Languages

If alien civilizations develop like ours, we'll probably have a lot more in common with them than we think. - keycha1n

It would just be alien to an alien. - Britgirl

Aleins probly have one language we like 50

8 Have Sex

No offense britgirl, but your like really obsessed with sexual things - uncleteapot

Every living thing has to have sex to create babies, so this is stupid. - SammySpore

Why is coitus on every list?

Wait this is britgirls list I didn't know that the comment it all CAPS Was a joke to make people laugh nothing to do with hate please understand if it offends britgirl I appologize - Richkid101

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9 Make Top Ten Lists About What an Alien Would Find Weird

I knew somebody would put that. Britgirl

Yah, that weird. - Anton110

10 Swim

Not much water there...

The Newcomers

? Knocking

The Contenders

11 Listen to Music

What is this messed up language - CityGuru

LOL the cute little robot alien on the movie Flight of the Navigator thought that was weird, - RockFashionista

12 Believe In God

This is probably the most weird thing they could think. They probably have their own beliefs, and when aliens and us come together, we can both determine that there is no god.

13 Use Computers
14 Pray

Odds are aliens believe in Jehovah because he created the universe, them, and their would be no way they can create themselves.

Aliens must be atheists

What if aliens were religious, but believed in a different God/gods? That's exactly what the Narnia series talks about. - ethanmeinster

15 Take a 'Selfie'

Right, its like, I just need to make sure I look like my self. I mean, what the heck

Why are they so obsessed with themselves?

Me: lemme take a selfie!
Alien: okkk then... - Harri666

16 Crying

The human is leaking! - PetSounds

17 Wear Clothes

Kinda foreign to them - Curti2594

18 Listen to Justin Bieber.

Even other humans don't understand this.

One look at that idiot and the alien who perrish of horror.

Maybe the aliens are evil, and they like Justin Blech-ber.

19 Get High

One shot and they'll understand

20 Shop
21 Make Out

It is rather strange if you think about it. You and your partner connecting lips and tongue to exchange saliva, in a gesture of love. Strange, yet oddly attractive. - Garythesnail

Are they eating each other?

What is this nonsense? - RockFashionista

22 The Concept of Money In General
23 Why We Are So Self Destructive, Even On a Global Scale
24 Used to Think the Earth Is Flat and the Center of the Universe
25 Sleep

"Why do they barely move for hours"

26 Being a Popular Toptenner

Aliens on TheTopTens! I guess some of us may be. - PositronWildhawk

PositronWildhawk I think you mean Justin Bieber Lover.

27 Get Arrested
28 Practice Religion

Who knows what they believe in... - ethanmeinster

29 Call Aliens Aliens

Think about it. Maybe they don't know English and call us "lumbineijd" or sonething weird like that

30 Masturbate
31 Engage in War
32 A Human Killing Another Human

Why are they killing each. Have they realize they are all related.

exactly

33 Twerk

Random Alien: "That human is shaking it's bouncy thing, get the ray guns, EXTERMINATE ALL HUMANS! "

34 Make Out in Public
35 Believe in celebrities
36 Fashion
37 Work So Much
38 Why We Don't All Want to Be Educated
39 Laughing
40 Watch Porn

They would wonder why humans like to watch other humans reproduce... sounds strange if you put it like that

Duhhh... PORN!

41 Manners

When you think about it, manners are really dumb and pointless. Don't put your elbows on the table? Don't burp? - SammySpore

42 Going Toilet
43 Listen to Music With Bass

I have a neighbor doing that right now and I want to personally SHOOT THEM! But I won't.

44 Making Cat Videos

As aliens walk Rovers, aliens make Marsmot (alien rodents) videos, so they will find dog walking and cat videos weird.

45 Kiss
46 Politics
47 Wiggle Their Toes
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