Top Ten Things That Hurt Way Worse Than You'd Think They Would

When Nicholas Angel said about being stabbed, "it was the single most painful experience of my life", it was an expected response. Getting stabbed has to be horrific. Naturally, you'd assume the pain would be intense.

But what about the smaller things that seem inconsequential yet, when they happen, they take you to your knees? The types of things that certain profanities were almost designed for?

This list is for those unexpected things that hurt so badly it brings whatever you were doing to a complete halt.

The Top Ten

1 Stepping on a Lego

Yes! I was hoping this would be number one.I had just said this should be on the list and here it is! My brother had a lot and I would play with them and one day I stepped on one! IT HURT SO BAD! - JellyBean2000

Can't tell you how many times I did this as a little kid. As Tim Hawkins said, we should probably just fight terrorists with Legos. - Garythesnail

Its like stepping on a rock or pebble - FerrariDude64

So true. It really hurts when you step on a Lego. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

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2 Hitting your ankle on a stunt scooter deck V 1 Comment
3 Hitting the soft spot between your kneecap and inner knee on a table leg V 2 Comments
4 Biting into a popsicle with your front teeth

The first bite is always the worst bite. - FerrariDude64

I feel like my front teeth want to commit suicide when I bite into something cold.

I always bite it with my lips.

Uhh! I know how this feels! 😣 - JellyBean2000

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5 Sticking your finger in a McDonald's straw hole

If you've done this, you know what pain is!

My fingers are massive. But still, why? - Turkeyasylum

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6 Stepping on a tack

Wouldn't this be something you DID think would hurt? - Garythesnail

Had no idea that this would hurt

I actually sat on one.

The pain. - RiverClanRocks

7 Getting kicked in the balls

I does hurt, but I've got resistance to pain(I've had my pinkie dislocated and pulled back into my socket), and I can walk it off. - Therandom

It does hurt a lot but everyone knows how much it hurts - CabadePartyhunter

I won't go into detail, but it HURTS. - Turkeyasylum

This happened to me more than 5 times.

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8 Getting a paper cut under your nail bed

This hurts so much I can feel it right now, with safe hands. And that's never happened to me before...

9 Getting hit by a mini football
10 Biting your tongue

It hurts like anything

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The Contenders

11 Hitting your knee on steel cooking furniture

Walking gonna hurt from now on...

12 Your toenail getting bent back too far

Getting any nails bent backwards hurts real bad. The more horizontal curve they have, the worse it hurts.

13 Drinking cold water too fast

Hurts your throat!

14 Swimming with your eyes open

Swimming with your eyes open doesn't hurt...unless you are swimming in a very salty ocean

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15 Getting bit in the ass by a dog

I don't know why but every time you run away from a viscous dog it always goes for the ass and the dog runs away as you scream pain and terror :(

16 Biting a canker sore
17 Cramps

It actually is very painful. I tend to end up writhing in pain and bite my clothing to stop myself from crying out, whimpering instead.

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