Top Ten Things That, If Shrunk, Could Have Less Worth

I thought of a crazy list idea. Imagine you have a shrink ray, and you shrunk something. Now what will you do with that shrunk thing?
The Top Ten
1 Money

Duh, money is worthless if shrunk.

That wouldn't affect its value

2 A house

Cue Zoolander. The real thing would have to be at least three times bigger than this.

You can't live in such a small house! Unless you shrunk yourself.

3 A computer

Probably not good if it's that small. I mean, all those wires are to be micromanaged somehow!

4 A writing utensil

You can barely even write with one if it's shrunk!

5 An eating utensil

What if you're trying to eat soup, or DELICIOUS chocolate mousse? Yeah, I can't imagine eating with a shrunk spoon.

To be fair, this would at least help everyone savour it.

6 Glasses

You would definitely not be able to see with such shrunken glasses

7 A shaver

Just use an electric one with automated blades! A shrunken shaver can barely get everything off of you!

8 A treadmill

I'd be unable to exercise on a tiny treadmill

9 A gold bar

Less gold means less value.

10 A trampoline

If you're big and a trampoline is small, you'd break it!

The Contenders
11 A television

You'd have to really focus your eyes deep! Or not! Since it's too small to see anyways!

12 A kidney
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