Top Ten Things That, If Shrunk, Could Have Less Worth
I thought of a crazy list idea. Imagine you have a shrink ray, and you shrunk something. Now what will you do with that shrunk thing?Duh, money is worthless if shrunk.
That wouldn't affect its value
Cue Zoolander. The real thing would have to be at least three times bigger than this.
You can't live in such a small house! Unless you shrunk yourself.
Probably not good if it's that small. I mean, all those wires are to be micromanaged somehow!
You can barely even write with one if it's shrunk!
What if you're trying to eat soup, or DELICIOUS chocolate mousse? Yeah, I can't imagine eating with a shrunk spoon.
To be fair, this would at least help everyone savour it.
You would definitely not be able to see with such shrunken glasses
Just use an electric one with automated blades! A shrunken shaver can barely get everything off of you!
I'd be unable to exercise on a tiny treadmill
Less gold means less value.
If you're big and a trampoline is small, you'd break it!
You'd have to really focus your eyes deep! Or not! Since it's too small to see anyways!