Top 10 Things Controlled by the Illuminati

The Top Ten Things Controlled by the Illuminati

1 Media/The News

Everyone who thinks illuminati is something that will control the world, caused 9/11 and other things are thick as a brick. The illuminati was ancient atheism.

I don't believe in the Illuminati, though I just did some research on it and as it turns out in like the eighteenth century or whatever there actually was an Illuminati that was in Germany, though they still don't exist today and I think that conspiracy theories are dumb. - Anonymousxcxc

The biggest weapon of the illuminati is the media/news on T.V.. Everything what you read, hear or see is fake and made to brainwash you. They let you believe what they want. The news is no longer the truth, it's a weapon. The illuminati believes: If you control the media, you control the public. Before you believe the media, do some research.

What the hell is illuminati?

2 Money

What about the Euro? After all the Illuminati started in Germany 1776-1788

The illuminati is watching you from within the money. It's time to wake up and realise the truth. Change currency before it's too late.

The triangle symbol is a fake symbol illuminati used to distract you. The real symbol is the owl on a book

"You cannot serve both God and Money" by Jesus Christ - Neonco31

3 Pornography
4 Politicians
5 Hillary Clinton Hillary Diane Rodham Clinton is an American politician who was a Democratic presidential candidate in the 2008 and 2016 elections.
6 Games/Movies

This is definitely the best thing controlled by the Illuminati

In the mostly movies and games you can find illuminati symbols. Even in movies for kids like SpongeBob, The Simpsons or South Park. In Call of Duty MW3 there are many illuminati symbols.

None in Nintendo games / very few triangles - Harri666

7 Government

If they really are in control of all governments then they are really bad at it, don't you think?

I speak of what I Think, feel and believe you can go ahead and laugh at me all you want you can mock me all you want and you can insult me all you want but you wont break me so here goes nothing I guess. The scum known as illuminati using the law to turn things in their favor but they do not Control every politicians some just deny illuminatis existence some are ignorant. The scum known as illuminati wants to rape women using incest is illegal for example as an huge excuse the country biggest on that thing is usa but they try to not make you mad and suspicious allowing cousins to marry each other in few states because both Theodore "teddy" Roosevelt and Franklin D Roosevelt both fell in love with their cousin and married them so illuminati tries to make illusion to make you Think there is no Conspiracy but there's Conspiracy that's why its even illegal for boys ages 15 - 17 to have sex with older women illuminati and male politicians wants to rape any woman even girl they ...more

The FDA, FBI, CIA etc. are evil!

8 The Music World

I'm not 100% sure if the Illuminati exists. But there is Definitely something going on. All the pyramids in video's, the all seeing eye, celebrities covering there one eye, singing/rapping about the Illuminati in there songs, devil horns, satanic themes to music and music video's. I would think nothing of it if it was just once or twice in the odd music video. But it's almost in everything you see. The top 5 Illuminati artists I'd say are Rihanna, Kanye West, Jay Z, Lady GAGA & Madonna. Did anyone watch the BRITS 2015? Kanye West's performance and Madonna's performance were blatantly Illuminati performances, especially Madonna with all them guys in baphomet face masks/horns. It all can't be A BIG coincidence. If there is no Illuminati, then the only thing I can think of is that Celebrities and music artists use all these free mason and satanic symbols in there performances and music video's is to get people talking about there music video, to get views etc.

Every famous person in the VEVO music videos are for the illuminati. In every video you will see illuminati symbols.

Ah The X Factor has been going downhill since series 10 2013. What happened to the winners of The Voice UK from the BBC One to ITV (Ok it only started 2017 on ITV) Harry Hill shouldn't have presented a new Stars in Their Eyes. Top of the Pops cancelled around 2006.

If it exists, then its why Smash Hits magazine stopped in 2007.

9 Wifi

Who can do anything without wifi or data

Wifi causes cancer and it is very bad for your healthy. They want you death.

... Wi-Fi is electromagnetic waves... so is heat and radio and light and colours... - Harri666



10 Social Media

Social Media is full of jerks. They hate modern pop music, they hate millennials, hate modern television shows.

They know everything about you, because of yourself. You are the one who gave all your information on internet. They read everything, spyware is under the control of the illuminati. That means also Facebook, Skype and Instagram.

The Contenders

11 Fastfood

I hate mcdonalds, burger king, subway and I only eat one type of food from KFC because my taste is so bad - Harri666

Pizza is only triangle when you slice it. Pizza is round.

Do you guys like pizza? Guess how it's shaped.

They want that you will become a fat person. McDonalds, BurgerKing, Kfc etc. every time you go to these places you are supporting the illuminati and the zionism.

12 Google Google is an American multinational technology company specializing in Internet-related services and products. These include online advertising technologies, search, cloud computing, and software.
13 Medicines for Cancer

You are a dunderhead.
It was on 1 May 1776 that Adam Weishaupt, a professor of law at the University of Ingolstadt, founded the Order of the Illuminati, a secret organisation formed to oppose religious influence on society and the abuse of power by the state by fostering a safe space for critique, debate and free speech. Inspired by the Freemasons and French Enlightenment philosophers, Weishaupt believed that society should no longer be dictated by religious virtues; instead he wanted to create a state of liberty and moral equality where knowledge was not restricted by religious prejudices. However religious and political conservatism ruled in Ingolstadt at that time, and subject matter taught at the Jesuit-controlled university where Weishaupt lectured was strictly monitored.

The illuminati wants to depopulating the world. They have all medicines for every form of cancer. But they will only use it for important and rich persons. Not for you.

14 Snapchat Snapchat is an image messaging and multimedia mobile application created by Evan Spiegel, Bobby Murphy, and Reggie Brown, former students at Stanford University, and developed by Snap Inc., originally Snapchat Inc Snapchat was made in September 2011

Building facial recognition database with filters

All the girls on Snapchat that wanna have sex with me are in the illuminati because their boobs and ass are shaped like triangles - venomouskillingmachine

15 Facebook Facebook is a corporation and an online social networking service headquartered in Menlo Park, California, in the United States.
16 Your Mind

People are so thick to realise that the illuminati is from the 18th century and no longer exists.

Mostly people in the world are brainwashed, they are totally under the control of the illuminati. They are nothing more then slaves.

That's complete crap! What about drug-addicts ( lovers ) who prefer searching euphoria in chemicals?

Everyone is so thick to realise that the illuminati have taken control of the world

17 Egypt

Many people believe that the bloodlines of the elites start at the kings of egipt!

18 Detroit

Detroit: Become Illuminati.

One word for yall KILLUNINATI RIP 2PAC AND MAMA Shakur

19 Memes

Because they did it..Illuminati confirmed.

20 India India, officially the Republic of India, is a country in South Asia. It is the seventh-largest country by area, the second-most populous country (with over 1.2 billion people), and the most populous democracy in the world. Its capital is New Delhi. Some other major cities are Mumbai, Chennai, and Ahemdabad. more.
21 Homosexuals

i'm out

22 Coca-Cola Coca-Cola is a carbonated soft drink. It is produced by The Coca-Cola Company of Atlanta, Georgia, and is often referred to simply as Coke.

AAHHH Santa why won't you wink anymore!

Kevin the Carrot pwned Coca Cola

Its November now so Santa will you wink this month when you appear on T.V.! 11111111 Please wink on the re-run of the late 90s Christmas advert.

23 Space

There is no space, ever seen under the dome, that's us...

They control space.The pictures which are coming from NASA is also working for them.

24 United States The United States of America, or the U.S.A. for short, is a federal republic composed of 50 states, 48 of them are contiguous states. There are two other states, Alaska and Hawaii, which are north and south of the contiguous states, respectively. The United States declared its independence from the more.
25 Pakistan Pakistan was established in 1947 and is located in South Asia. Islamabad is the capital city of Pakistan. Karachi, Lahore and Peshawar are other major cities of Pakistan. Urdu and English are official languages of Pakistan. World's second highest peak (K-2) and ninth highest peak (Nanga Parbat) are more.
26 The Portuguese Empire
27 Spyware

Spyware is used by the illuminati for knowing your location, personal information, what you are saying to your friends and what you say on internet.

I like it because it's funny - icyicy00

28 United Arab Emirates The United Arab Emirates, sometimes simply called the Emirates or the UAE, is a country located at the southeast end of the Arabian Peninsula on the Persian Gulf, bordering Oman to the east and Saudi Arabia to the south, as well as sharing sea borders with Qatar and Iran.

Bad idea

30 Justin Bieber Justin Drew Bieber (born March 1, 1994) is a Canadian singer, songwriter, and record producer. He currently resides in Ontario, Canada and is Christian. He is the son of author Pattie Mallette. more.

I have wanted to do this for years and now I am typing it.
You give me Bieber (you give me Bieber) when you kiss me Bieber when you hold me tight (You give me Bieber)

hahaahahaahahaahahaaha Bieber Fever

He is on every list he is being controlled.

31 Jimmy Savile Sir James Wilson Vincent Savile, commonly known as Jimmy Savile, was an English DJ, television and radio personality, alleged child rapist, dance hall manager, and charity fundraiser.

1. He's dead, he died years ago.
2. He was a pedophile, it was unknown until he died.
3. The Tweenies? Max who dressed up as him in episode "Favourite Songs". It was similar to The Teletubbies except they had real names and spoke properly, and seeing as the Teletubbies returned in 2015, The Tweenies is very unlikely to return after that episode "Favourite Songs"
4. The illuminati is a hoax, it is one of the stupidest things I have ever heard of.

32 One True Voice

An epic fail talent show (Popstars: The Rivals) boy band. With 2 singles Sacred Trust/After You're Gone, Shakespeare's (Way With) Words Anton Gordon, Matt Johnson, Daniel Pearce, Keith Semple, Jamie Shaw. The Illuminati is a hoax that's why a boy band from 2002-2003 are on here.

33 Drake Aubrey Drake Graham, known professionally as Drake, is a Canadian rapper, singer, songwriter, record producer and actor, born on October 24, 1986 in Toronto, Canada. He started his career on Canadian reality show "Degrassi: The Next Generation".
34 China China, officially the People's Republic of China, is a sovereign state in East Asia. It is the world's most populous state, with a population of over 1.388 billion. It was established in 1949 by Chairman Mao, the president of the communist party. Its capital is Beijing. The major cities are Shanghai, more.
35 My Little Pony
36 Pizza Pizza is a yeasted flatbread generally topped with tomato sauce and cheese and baked in an oven. It is commonly topped with a selection of meats, vegetables and condiments. The term was first recorded in the 10th century, in a Latin manuscript from Gaeta in Central Italy.
37 God
38 Goku Son Goku (Kakarrot) is the main protagonist in Dragon Ball franchise created by Akira Toriyama in 1984. He has many abilities like, super strength, utilization of ki, flight, teleportation, super speed, enhanced reflexes, and Super Saiyan transformation that increase strength, speed, and durability. more.

See why they got a cute American bloke for the live action version.

39 Scott Bruton

Because the Illuminati sounds ridiculous I just pulled out the name of a random person who auditioned on the X factor.

40 Kidz Bop

Kidz Bop will never die because there is a UK version. Lets see if they make an Irish version, kids of Ireland.

41 Mark Salling (Noah Puckerman)

People like to accuse pretty boys nowadays because they hate fangirls (they hate equality) yeah I know the pleaded guilty but he also had many trials and also committed suicide, so did he really do it.

42 Epilepsy

See I'm on like 7 tablets and I can have around 6 seizures. Illuminati controls.

43 Aidan Connor

Coronation Street

44 Nickelodeon Slime

Illuminati closed the Nickelodeon Studios.

45 Weather Systems

They control the weather by the haarp

46 North Korea The Democratic People's Republic of Korea, also known as North Korea, is a country in Eastern Asia. Its capital is Pyongyang. It is currently ruled by the dictator Kim Jong-Un, after inheriting the title from his father, Kim Jong-Il, who in turn inherited it from his father, Kim Il-Sung. more.

The country is insane.
The leader who you can only vote for one.
You can only choose 28 haircuts.
Their television is controlled by the goverment.
Going there is risky.
People who live there can't leave.
Prison is a death camp.
Bad electricity.
Even the theme parks make the abandoned ones look like ones you could go and have a ride on.

47 SpongeBob SquarePants SpongeBob SquarePants is an American animated television series created by marine biologist and animator the late Stephen Hillenburg for Nickelodeon. SpongeBob is currently the most popular show on Nickelodeon, as well as the longest running show, running for 20 years, and is beginning its 12th season. more.
48 Strip Clubs
49 Josh Peck
50 Tunisia Tunisia, officially the Tunisian Republic or the Republic of Tunisia is the northernmost country in Africa, covering 165,000 square kilometres.
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