Top Ten Things an Insomniac Can Relate To

The Top Ten

1 You will do literally anything to sleep

I try not to let my insomnia take over me. - AlphaQ

WHY. can't.I. SLEEP? " - keycha1n

2 You've Googled every sleeping tip

Why can't I sleep? Oh wait, More helpful suggestions that don't help. Hooray... - AlphaQ

And they don't work

None of which have helped. Some of which I will never be capable of doing (no electronics an hour before bed? ) - keycha1n

Why can't I sleep? Well, I'd say because people are useless. - PositronWildhawk

3 Falling asleep during school/work

The worst thing about school:
Teachers forcing you to stay awake, look at the board/smartboard, and sit up

I fall asleep during math classes. - AlphaQ

This is my life. Enjoy it, Wildhawk. - PositronWildhawk

I usually fall asleep in the middle of 3rd period.. L - Minecraftcrazy530

4 Sleeping pills don't always work

No, drugs are bad.

Sleeping pills have been a life-saver for me in the past, but I know that they may make the situation worse. Overuse can scientifically condition you into being completely unable to sleep without them. - PositronWildhawk

I don’t take sleeping pills because I don’t do drugs, only weed. - AlphaQ

5 Reading the list of effects of sleep-deprivation is depressing

Man, this is terrifying. I'm in serious trouble... - keycha1n

6 The awful realization that sleep isn't coming

An all-nighter is one of the worst things in life: Period. I feel as if I am going to die during school. And two days? So much worse! - keycha1n

7 Being the person who texts late at night

Yep. I'm THAT friend. - keycha1n

8 Getting creative late at night

I'm usually most creative at 11 PM to 1 AM. That's when I write. - Cyri

I'm mostly active after 10 pm. - AlphaQ

A number of my bestselling lists were made at night. - PositronWildhawk

9 Hunger

I get hungry way too easily mate. Yet I'm still a bony little guy. - AlphaQ

10 Forgetting your sleep deprived days

I'm always blanking on things that happen when I'm sleep deprived! - keycha1n

The Contenders

11 Hallucinating

That's when I'm on drugs haha. - AlphaQ

I've had nothing major, just flickering shadows and paranoia. I can't imagine how scary this would be if they were worse though! - keycha1n

Is this me watching my room or the Walking Dead? - PositronWildhawk

That’s when I’m high. - AlphaQ

12 Sweating until you stick to the sheet
13 Thinking you'll fall asleep, and then hearing the dog barking

What's updog? - AlphaQ

14 Thinking, "is that daylight?"

Shut up birds it's only-oh crap I stayed up again. - AlphaQ

Or:
'shut up birds'
'stop mowing the lawn, neighbours' - Flamesofsilver

15 Constantly staring at the clock
16 Having the greatest ideas instead of sleeping

Like thinking of ways to snort Pepsi up your nose and more prank ideas hooray! - AlphaQ

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