Top Ten Things That Keycha1n and Vladimir Putin Have In Common

You may think this is a stupid list, and you'd be right, but this is the internet, which is full of stupid things. If you can't beat 'em, join 'em. But that's not to suggest that my research on this project is not legitimate. You can all judge that, and grade me if you see it as necessary.

The Top Ten

1 Their faces in art have been shared among their followers

I'm not sure keycha1n goes for the same sexy superhero style, though.

At least Joy doesn't flex topless for her profile pic...

2 It is unclear whether either will replicate the influence of their predecessors

3 It's difficult to initiate an argument with them and win

But I managed that with the four versus five debate! But I must admit it was a heated battle.

Keycha1n beat me to two thousand comments. If I was the Aussie PM, Id shirtfront her.

4 They have mixed feelings about the US

5 Both started long-term careers with high approval ratings

Hopefully with no footskin licking goats in the process for me though...

6 Their understanding of the uses and mechanics of nuclear fuels are probably biased and limited

With that being said, Joy probably knows better.

7 Both keep a lot of secrets

Au contraire, there are very few things I wont share, aside from last name, house address, and food.

I know what you painted, Keycha1n.

8 Both want to change the world

By December, what world?

9 Both have been mocked on TheTopTens

And both by you! Not sure whether or not to thank you for this list, but uh... Thank you!

Anyone remember my "permanent marker on Putin" quote?

10 Both are potentially dangerous

Small dogs are more dangerous than I. Despite years of martial arts training.

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