Top Ten Things Kids Lie About

Chaotixhero

The Top Ten

1 Their homework

Mom I'm done with my homework so I'm gonna play some Pokemon now (even though I never finished but I wanna capture a Charazard right now). See what I did there? - Chaotixhero

2 Where they are going

I told my mom I was going to a friends house but I lied and went to a club instead

I didn't really did that. That was just a example. - Chaotixhero

3 That they have a girlfriend

I know someone who does that all the time. It was a little annoying. - Chaotixhero

The most common lie ever told in the history of humanity. - winner333

I need a boyfriend like Kousei from Your Lie in April...

4 How old they are

What kid in the world lies about their age who isn't under the age of 6 and ashamed of their youth? I'm pretty sure 99.9% of kids accept their age from then on.

5 They have never bullied anyone

Another reason why bullying is a thing now. - Chaotixhero

My cousins have claimed that I was the one terrorizing them when in reality it was the other way around AND ALL MY RELATIVES BELIEVED IN THEM! >:(

6 They ate their vegetables

I do this a lot - PianoQueen

My brother lied that he ate his vegtable and threw them away. That was a big mistake and our mom wasn't very happy about it... Not at all. - Chaotixhero

7 That they know Spanish

Spanish is a very popular foreign language to learn. Many many kids know it. Plus, who LIES about knowing Spanish? It's not impressive enough to lie about, really.

Yeah... If you're in 2015. - Chaotixhero

8 That they're not scared of scary movies

I never watch scary movies anymore since... That movie with that scary doll. Was the movie called Chucky because I can't remember what was the title. - Chaotixhero

I showed my cousins scary images from google and they say it's not scary but when I showed the picture of Annabelle they said it's scary

I'm never really scared of monster movies, but I'll get freaked out when watching a horror movie. Cross my virtual heart.

9 That they hate little kids shows

My worst enemy claims that she watches Home and Away (which sucks anyway) but her mum says that she actually watches Peppa Pig. Just say that you like kids shows and enjoy it while you can! I still watch SpongeBob and Yo-kai Watch, and even My Little Pony (although I recently got into that). She even says that Sonic is for babies. She's trying to ruin my life, because I was able to play that when I was three and I have loved it ever since. However, I'm forever getting into a new anime series and slowly being dragged out of the world of kid's cartoons. I still watch the shows I love.

10 That school is fun

School... I hate school for personal reason. Tell me how many kids like school... About 5% do. - Chaotixhero

I hate the learning but the fights and parties; GREAT!

I never tell anyone that school is fun. - Minecraftcrazy530

I'm 9 years old and I hate school!

The Contenders

11 That they’re innocent

(little cousin hits me with toy)
Me: (to relatives) My cousin hit me with a toy
Cousin: I didn't do anything! WAAAH!

12 That they love their siblings
13 Their behavior

(little cousin hits me with a toy)
Me: (to my relatives)My cousin just hit me with a toy!
Cousin: (to my relatives) No I didn't
Me: (to cousin) Yes you did! Stop lying!
Cousin: (starts whining) No I didn't!
Me: YES YOU DID YOU LIAR!
Cousin: (starts crying) NO I DIDN'T! WAHH!
Relatives: (to cousin) OK OK you did nothing wrong (starts doting on her) (to me): Leave her alone please
Me: (protesting) She's lying! She DID hit me! I SAW HER!
Relatives: stop talking
(cousin sticks tongue out at me)
Me: (to cousin) I hate you >:(

14 Theft

(My cousin sees my food, steals it, and eats it)
Me: Where's my food?
Cousin: I don't know (her mouth is full)
Me: What's in your mouth?
Cousins: Nothing
Me: I KNEW IT! YOU STOLE MY FOOD! YOU'RE GONNA PAY FOR THIS! >:(

15 Farting
16 Full Bladder

Parent: do you need to pee?
kid: no
(5 seconds later)
kid; I GOTTA PEE REALLY BAD!

17 That they have friends
18 They like something because their friend likes it

I always used to do this but now I have found myself

19 That they’re well behaved
20 Their race
21 Santa Claus Santa Claus Santa Claws (called Bad Santa by Thomas Astruc) is the only antagonist from A Special Christmas: Miraculous. He is an akumatized version of Santa Claus. The reason why he get akumatized is because Ladybug though he want to kidnap Adrien. This makes him rage and angry because he get accused by her.
22 The Tooth Fairy
23 Monsters
24 Easter Bunny
25 Their vacations
26 The boogeyman
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