Top Ten Things Kids Lie About

The Top Ten
1 Their homework

Mommy! I did all of my homework! Can I play Barbie Dreamhouse?
What's this here email I got about you not turning in your worksheet?
But 1+1 is so hard!
I don't care, no Barbies for an hour.
That's the worst punishment ever!

And grades, progress reports, report cards, tests, quizzes, and everything from school.

Mom I'm done with my homework so I'm gonna play some Pokemon now (even though I never finished but I wanna capture a Charazard right now). See what I did there?

2 Where they are going

I told my mom I was going to a friends house but I lied and went to a club instead

I didn't really did that. That was just a example.

3 If they have a girlfriend or boyfriend

Apparently parents think kids can't have sex until 18 or something...

I know someone who does that all the time. It was a little annoying.

The most common lie ever told in the history of humanity.

4 How old they are

What kid in the world lies about their age who isn't under the age of 6 and ashamed of their youth? I'm pretty sure 99.9% of kids accept their age from then on.

A lot of kids really want to be older for some reason. What's so good about having a high age?

5 If they have ever bullied anyone

Bullying isn't a joke, so kids shouldn't lie about it.

Another reason why bullying is a thing now.

6 If they ate their vegetables

My brother lied that he ate his vegtable and threw them away. That was a big mistake and our mom wasn't very happy about it... Not at all.

I don't do this! I eat my veggies on my plate!

I do this a lot

7 If they know Spanish

Spanish is a very popular foreign language to learn. Many many kids know it. Plus, who LIES about knowing Spanish? It's not impressive enough to lie about, really.

Everyone knows: Spanish or Vanish.

Yeah... If you're in 2015.

8 That they're not scared of scary movies

I never watch scary movies anymore since... That movie with that scary doll. Was the movie called Chucky because I can't remember what was the title.

I'm never really scared of monster movies, but I'll get freaked out when watching a horror movie. Cross my virtual heart.

9 If they hate little kids shows

My worst enemy claims that she watches Home and Away (which sucks anyway) but her mum says that she actually watches Peppa Pig. Just say that you like kids shows and enjoy it while you can! I still watch SpongeBob and Yo-kai Watch, and even My Little Pony (although I recently got into that). She even says that Sonic is for babies. She's trying to ruin my life, because I was able to play that when I was three and I have loved it ever since. However, I'm forever getting into a new anime series and slowly being dragged out of the world of kid's cartoons. I still watch the shows I love.

10 If school is fun

School isn't fun, you can enjoy school, but that doesn't make it fun! So anyone saying this is lying!

School... I hate school for personal reason. Tell me how many kids like school... About 5% do.

I hate the learning but the fights and parties; GREAT!

I never tell anyone that school is fun.

The Contenders
11 Farting
12 If they love their siblings

I do love my sibling.

13 Having a full bladder
14 If they’re innocent
15 Their behavior
16 Theft
17 If they have friends
18 Their race
19 Monsters
20 Their vacations
21 The boogeyman

Wich one?
The one wich kills you or the one who is at least normal?

22 Having to poop
23 Skipping school
24 If they like something because their friend likes it
25 If they’re well behaved
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