Top Ten Things Kids Lie About
Mom I'm done with my homework so I'm gonna play some Pokemon now (even though I never finished but I wanna capture a Charazard right now). See what I did there?
I don't, I do my hw all the time
Mommy! I did all of my homework! Can I play Barbie Dreamhouse?
What’s this here email I got about you not turning in your worksheet?
But 1+1 is so hard!
I don’t care, no Barbies for an hour.
That’s the worst punishment ever!
I told my mom I was going to a friends house but I lied and went to a club instead
I didn't really did that. That was just a example.
When I was a kid I at one point wanted to say like Lied about going to the bathroom but instead went to da/the woods/woodland area
Well now kids can't "go" anywhere because of COVID-19
Apparently parents think kids can't have sex until 18 or something...
I know someone who does that all the time. It was a little annoying.
The most common lie ever told in the history of humanity.
I need a boyfriend like Kousei from Your Lie in April...
What kid in the world lies about their age who isn't under the age of 6 and ashamed of their youth? I'm pretty sure 99.9% of kids accept their age from then on.
A lot of kids really want to be older for some reason. What’s so good about having a high age?
Bullying isn't a joke, so kids shouldn't lie about it.
Another reason why bullying is a thing now.
But bulling is so much fun on your arch’s
My cousins have claimed that I was the one terrorizing them when in reality it was the other way around AND ALL MY RELATIVES BELIEVED IN THEM! >:(
My brother lied that he ate his vegtable and threw them away. That was a big mistake and our mom wasn't very happy about it... Not at all.
I don't do this! I eat my veggies on my plate!
I do this a lot
Spanish is a very popular foreign language to learn. Many many kids know it. Plus, who LIES about knowing Spanish? It's not impressive enough to lie about, really.
Everyone knows: Spanish or Vanish.
Yeah... If you're in 2015.
I never watch scary movies anymore since... That movie with that scary doll. Was the movie called Chucky because I can't remember what was the title.
I'm never really scared of monster movies, but I'll get freaked out when watching a horror movie. Cross my virtual heart.
I showed my cousins scary images from google and they say it's not scary but when I showed the picture of Annabelle they said it's scary
My worst enemy claims that she watches Home and Away (which sucks anyway) but her mum says that she actually watches Peppa Pig. Just say that you like kids shows and enjoy it while you can! I still watch SpongeBob and Yo-kai Watch, and even My Little Pony (although I recently got into that). She even says that Sonic is for babies. She's trying to ruin my life, because I was able to play that when I was three and I have loved it ever since. However, I'm forever getting into a new anime series and slowly being dragged out of the world of kid's cartoons. I still watch the shows I love.
One Word: Goanimate
School isn't fun, you can enjoy school, but that doesn't make it fun! So anyone saying this is lying!
School... I hate school for personal reason. Tell me how many kids like school... About 5% do.
I hate the learning but the fights and parties; GREAT!
I never tell anyone that school is fun.
(little cousin hits me with toy)
Me: (to relatives) My cousin hit me with a toy
Cousin: I didn't do anything! WAAAH!
I do love my sibling.
(little cousin hits me with a toy)
Me: (to my relatives) My cousin just hit me with a toy!
Cousin: (to my relatives) No I didn't
Me: (to cousin) Yes you did! Stop lying!
Cousin: (starts whining) No I didn't!
Me: YES YOU DID YOU LIAR!
Cousin: (starts crying) NO I DIDN'T! WAHH!
Relatives: (to cousin) OK OK you did nothing wrong (starts doting on her) (to me): Leave her alone please
Me: (protesting) She's lying! She DID hit me! I SAW HER!
Relatives: stop talking
(cousin sticks tongue out at me)
Me: (to cousin) I hate you >:(
Parent: do you need to pee?
(5 seconds later)
kid; I GOTTA PEE REALLY BAD!
(My cousin sees my food, steals it, and eats it)
Me: Where's my food?
Cousin: I don't know (her mouth is full)
Me: What's in your mouth?
Me: I KNEW IT! YOU STOLE MY FOOD! YOU'RE GONNA PAY FOR THIS! >:(
I always used to do this but now I have found myself