Top Ten Things Kids Lie About

The Top Ten

1 Their homework

Mom I'm done with my homework so I'm gonna play some Pokemon now (even though I never finished but I wanna capture a Charazard right now). See what I did there?

I don't, I do my hw all the time

Mommy! I did all of my homework! Can I play Barbie Dreamhouse?
What’s this here email I got about you not turning in your worksheet?
But 1+1 is so hard!
I don’t care, no Barbies for an hour.
That’s the worst punishment ever!

2 Where they are going

I told my mom I was going to a friends house but I lied and went to a club instead

I didn't really did that. That was just a example.

When I was a kid I at one point wanted to say like Lied about going to the bathroom but instead went to da/the woods/woodland area

Well now kids can't "go" anywhere because of COVID-19

3 If they have a girlfriend or boyfriend

Apparently parents think kids can't have sex until 18 or something...

I know someone who does that all the time. It was a little annoying.

The most common lie ever told in the history of humanity.

I need a boyfriend like Kousei from Your Lie in April...

4 How old they are

What kid in the world lies about their age who isn't under the age of 6 and ashamed of their youth? I'm pretty sure 99.9% of kids accept their age from then on.

A lot of kids really want to be older for some reason. What’s so good about having a high age?

5 If they have ever bullied anyone

Bullying isn't a joke, so kids shouldn't lie about it.

Another reason why bullying is a thing now.

But bulling is so much fun on your arch’s

My cousins have claimed that I was the one terrorizing them when in reality it was the other way around AND ALL MY RELATIVES BELIEVED IN THEM! >:(

6 If they ate their vegetables

My brother lied that he ate his vegtable and threw them away. That was a big mistake and our mom wasn't very happy about it... Not at all.

I don't do this! I eat my veggies on my plate!

I do this a lot

7 If they know Spanish

Spanish is a very popular foreign language to learn. Many many kids know it. Plus, who LIES about knowing Spanish? It's not impressive enough to lie about, really.

Everyone knows: Spanish or Vanish.

Yeah... If you're in 2015.

8 That they're not scared of scary movies

I never watch scary movies anymore since... That movie with that scary doll. Was the movie called Chucky because I can't remember what was the title.

I'm never really scared of monster movies, but I'll get freaked out when watching a horror movie. Cross my virtual heart.

I showed my cousins scary images from google and they say it's not scary but when I showed the picture of Annabelle they said it's scary

9 If they hate little kids shows

My worst enemy claims that she watches Home and Away (which sucks anyway) but her mum says that she actually watches Peppa Pig. Just say that you like kids shows and enjoy it while you can! I still watch SpongeBob and Yo-kai Watch, and even My Little Pony (although I recently got into that). She even says that Sonic is for babies. She's trying to ruin my life, because I was able to play that when I was three and I have loved it ever since. However, I'm forever getting into a new anime series and slowly being dragged out of the world of kid's cartoons. I still watch the shows I love.

One Word: Goanimate

10 If school is fun

School isn't fun, you can enjoy school, but that doesn't make it fun! So anyone saying this is lying!

School... I hate school for personal reason. Tell me how many kids like school... About 5% do.

I hate the learning but the fights and parties; GREAT!

I never tell anyone that school is fun.

The Contenders

11 If they’re innocent

(little cousin hits me with toy)
Me: (to relatives) My cousin hit me with a toy
Cousin: I didn't do anything! WAAAH!

12 If they love their siblings

I do love my sibling.

13 Their behavior

(little cousin hits me with a toy)
Me: (to my relatives) My cousin just hit me with a toy!
Cousin: (to my relatives) No I didn't
Me: (to cousin) Yes you did! Stop lying!
Cousin: (starts whining) No I didn't!
Cousin: (starts crying) NO I DIDN'T! WAHH!
Relatives: (to cousin) OK OK you did nothing wrong (starts doting on her) (to me): Leave her alone please
Me: (protesting) She's lying! She DID hit me! I SAW HER!
Relatives: stop talking
(cousin sticks tongue out at me)
Me: (to cousin) I hate you >:(

14 Farting
15 Having a full bladder

Parent: do you need to pee?
kid: no
(5 seconds later)

16 Their vacations
17 Theft

(My cousin sees my food, steals it, and eats it)
Me: Where's my food?
Cousin: I don't know (her mouth is full)
Me: What's in your mouth?
Cousins: Nothing

18 If they have friends
19 If they like something because their friend likes it

I always used to do this but now I have found myself

20 If they’re well behaved
21 Their race
22 Santa Claus Santa Claws (called Bad Santa by Thomas Astruc) is the only antagonist from A Special Christmas: Miraculous. He is an akumatized version of Santa Claus. The reason why he get akumatized is because Ladybug though he want to kidnap Adrien. This makes him rage and angry because he get accused by her.
23 The Tooth Fairy
24 Monsters
25 Easter Bunny
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