Top 10 Things that Look Like a Penis


The Top Ten

1 Stinkhorn Mushroom Stinkhorn Mushroom

Wow...! Rather impressive...Umm... It's the name of it that's making me laugh. The Urban Dictionary may just have a new entry - Stinkhorn = Penis... Haha! - Britgirl

Mother Nature is incredible. Yes, that striking resemblance is really impressive. Nature never cease to impress me. - Metal_Treasure

This is why I joined this site in the first place. - DCfnaf

Damn it, how'd you find out my secret intention? Nobody was supposed to know that was the reason, but somehow you figured it out! Good detective skills! - DCfnaf

This list has been marked as demonetized - SpectralOwl

Users of this site aren't here for profit and it doesn't matter if companies will attach ads to this list or not. Also, this site is nearly ads-free. For this reason your comment has been marked as irrelevant. - Metal_Treasure

This list is really immature. - Extractinator04

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2 Sausage Sausage

Hee hee - Manlypants

3 White Asparagus White Asparagus
4 Penis Fish Penis Fish

*Sees list* Every day, we stray further away from gods light. - SpectralOwl

Popular food in Korea and China - in Korea it's eaten raw. It's actually a worm. - Metal_Treasure

Th fish is making me uncomfortable - Manlypants

5 Lotus Bridge Lotus Bridge

On this bridge is the the border between China and Macao, and it connects countries that drive on the opposite sides of the road. - Metal_Treasure

6 Verpa Penis Verpa Penis

Its name literally translates to “penis penis.” - Metal_Treasure

7 Acorn Worm Acorn Worm
8 Cactus Cactus
9 Zucchini Zucchini
10 Pink Corn Pink Corn

The Contenders

11 Banana Banana

Why - PeeledBanana

12 Atretochoana Atretochoana

Is that a snake?!...- Kevinsidis

What is that - Manlypants

13 Cucumber Cucumber
14 Ki-Adi-Mundi Ki-Adi-Mundi

"D*ckhead! "-Honest Trailers - DarkMatter1997

15 Corn Corn


16 Eggplant
17 Aries Star Sign Symbol

I know what the symbol is SUPPOSED to represent but my eyes see something totally different... - Britgirl

18 Coneheads

Mia Khalifa

19 Wii Remote Wii Remote

"It looks like a dildo."-Chad Warden - DarkMatter1997

20 Fukurokuju
21 The Kinder Surprise Humpty Dumpty (Ferrero SpA) The Kinder Surprise Humpty Dumpty (Ferrero SpA)

Satan's penis that is. - DarkMatter1997

22 Sontarans Sontarans The Sontarans are a fictional extraterrestrial agendered race of humanoids from the British science fiction television series Doctor Who, and also seen in spin-off series The Sarah Jane Adventures.
23 The Washington Monument The Washington Monument
24 Hotdog Hotdog A hot dog is a cooked sausage, traditionally grilled or steamed and served in a sliced bun as a sandwich.
25 The Dome of the Rock
26 Carrot Carrot
27 Popsicles Popsicles
28 Snickers
29 Majin Buu Majin Buu
30 Lightsaber Lightsaber
31 R2-D2 R2-D2 R2-D2 or Artoo-Detoo is a fictional robot character in the Star Wars universe created by George Lucas, who appears in the original trilogy, the prequel trilogy, and the sequel trilogy.

Seriously R2-D2 is on this list? - Randomator

32 Corn Dog Corn Dog
33 Snake Snake Snakes are elongated, legless, carnivorous reptiles of the suborder Serpentes that can be distinguished from legless lizards by their lack of eyelids and external ears.
34 Toad Toad Toad, known in Japan as Kinopio, is a major character in the Mario Bros. Franchise. He assists Princess Peach in the Mushroom Kingdom and will do whatever it takes to help her. He first appeared in the classic game, USA exclusive Super Mario Bros. 2 for the NES. Since then he has been a reoccurring more.
35 Cheese Dog
36 Xenomorph Xenomorph
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