Top 10 Things that Look Like a Penis


The Top Ten

1 Stinkhorn Mushroom Stinkhorn Mushroom

Wow...! Rather impressive...Umm... It's the name of it that's making me laugh. The Urban Dictionary may just have a new entry - Stinkhorn = Penis... Haha! - Britgirl

Mother Nature is incredible. Yes, that striking resemblance is really impressive. Nature never cease to impress me. - Metal_Treasure

This is the best mushroom ever made. - AlphaQ

This is the best list of all time. - AlphaQ

Greatest mushroom of all time. - AlphaQ

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2 Sausage Sausage

Of course, it’s the best meat ever. - AlphaQ

3 White Asparagus White Asparagus
4 Lotus Bridge Lotus Bridge

You should let the satellites see this. - AlphaQ

On this bridge is the the border between China and Macao, and it connects countries that drive on the opposite sides of the road. - Metal_Treasure

5 Penis Fish Penis Fish

Whoever discovered this fish is a genius. - AlphaQ

*Sees list* Every day, we stray further away from gods light. - SpectralOwl

Popular food in Korea and China - in Korea it's eaten raw. It's actually a worm. - Metal_Treasure

6 Verpa Penis Verpa Penis

Penis penis. - AlphaQ

Its name literally translates to “penis penis.” - Metal_Treasure

7 Acorn Worm Acorn Worm
8 Cactus Cactus

Just don't use it as a dildo ouch! - XxembermasterxX

9 Zucchini Zucchini
10 Pink Corn Pink Corn

The Contenders

11 Banana Banana

Why - PeeledBanana

Say no more. It’s curvy like a penis. - AlphaQ

12 Cucumber Cucumber
13 Donald Trump Donald Trump Donald John Trump (born June 14, 1946) is an American businessman, television personality, politician, and the 45th President of the United States. Born and raised in Queens, New York City, Trump received an economics degree from the Wharton School of the University of Pennsylvania in 1968. In 1971, more.

Yes lol - TheILikeTrainsKid

14 Atretochoana Atretochoana

The penis snake. - Userguy44

Is that a snake?!...- Kevinsidis

15 Ki-Adi-Mundi Ki-Adi-Mundi
16 Wii Remote Wii Remote

How? - DrayTopTens

17 Toad Toad Toad, known in Japan as Kinopio, is a major character in the Mario Bros. Franchise. He assists Princess Peach in the Mushroom Kingdom and will do whatever it takes to help her. He first appeared in the classic game, USA exclusive Super Mario Bros. 2 for the NES. Since then he has been a reoccurring more.


18 Corn Corn

I'll have to eat my penis like a corn on the cob. Or say EEEUU to corn


19 Combusken Combusken
20 Hagfish Hagfish
21 The Kinder Surprise Humpty Dumpty (Ferrero SpA) The Kinder Surprise Humpty Dumpty (Ferrero SpA)
22 Carrot Carrot The carrot is a root vegetable, usually orange in colour, though purple, black, red, white, and yellow cultivars exist. Carrots are a domesticated form of the wild carrot, Daucus carota, native to Europe and southwestern Asia.

Probably Bugs Bunny's penis - ToddHoward

Looks like a pointy penis. - AlphaQ

23 Hinata Hyuga Hinata Hyuga Hinata Hyuga is a fictional character in the anime and manga franchise Naruto, created by Masashi Kishimoto.

Only look his short hair. - NelMemazo

24 Eggplant
25 Aries Star Sign Symbol

I know what the symbol is SUPPOSED to represent but my eyes see something totally different... - Britgirl

26 Coneheads

Mia Khalifa

*dies of laughing right now! *😂 - Userguy44

27 Fukurokuju
28 Sontarans Sontarans The Sontarans are a fictional extraterrestrial agendered race of humanoids from the British science fiction television series Doctor Who, and also seen in spin-off series The Sarah Jane Adventures.
29 The Washington Monument The Washington Monument
30 Hotdog Hotdog A hot dog is a cooked sausage, traditionally grilled or steamed and served in a sliced bun as a sandwich.
31 The Dome of the Rock
32 Popsicles Popsicles
33 Snickers
34 Majin Buu Majin Buu
35 Lightsaber Lightsaber
36 R2-D2 R2-D2 R2-D2 or Artoo-Detoo is a fictional robot character in the Star Wars universe created by George Lucas, who appears in the original trilogy, the prequel trilogy, and the sequel trilogy.

Seriously R2-D2 is on this list? - Randomator

37 Corn Dog
38 Snake Snake Snakes are elongated, legless, carnivorous reptiles of the suborder Serpentes that can be distinguished from legless lizards by their lack of eyelids and external ears.
39 Cheese Dog
40 Xenomorph Xenomorph

His head looks like a dildo. - AlphaQ

41 Patrick Star Patrick Star Patrick Star is a fictional character in the American animated television series SpongeBob SquarePants. He is voiced by actor Bill Fagerbakke, who also voices numerous other characters on the show . Created and designed by marine biologist and cartoonist Stephen Hillenburg, the series creator, Patrick more.

His head. - Userguy44

42 Dallas-Fort Worth Highways

No wonder why Dallas calls itself the big "D"! The D stands for "D! CK", and Dallas and Fort Worth look like an immense penis from the air!

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