Top 10 Things that Look Like a Penis

The Top Ten
1 Stinkhorn Mushroom

Remember not to rinse mushrooms when cooking on the stove, be sure to add a bit of butter and cook on a sauté pan. Adding teriyaki sauce or garlic salt to increase the flavor also helps, and they can be added before cooking. When they're lightly browned, turn the stove to low and simmer for about five minutes. Follow this flawless guide and you can make perfect mushrooms perfect for dinner sides.

Also what am I looking at?

Wow...! Rather impressive...Umm... It's the name of it that's making me laugh. The Urban Dictionary may just have a new entry - Stinkhorn = Penis... Haha!

The scientific name of the common stinkhorn is Phallus impudicus. A very fitting name. Mother Nature is Great although some things may look weird / funny to us.

This is why I joined this site in the first place.

2 Penis Fish

Popular food in Korea and China - in Korea it's eaten raw. It's actually a worm.

Whoever discovered this fish is a genius.

3 Lotus Bridge

On this bridge is the the border between China and Macao, and it connects countries that drive on the opposite sides of the road.

You should let the satellites see this.

4 Sausage
5 Banana
6 White Asparagus
7 Cactus

Just don't use it as a dildo ouch!

8 Combusken
9 Acorn Worm
10 Verpa Penis
The Contenders
11 Atretochoana

The penis snake.

12 Wii Remote

Yeah I can see that

13 Cucumber
14 Corn

I'll have to eat my penis like a corn on the cob. Or say EEEUU to corn

15 Hagfish
16 Creeper
17 Zucchini
18 Pink Corn
19 Eggplant
20 Aries Star Sign Symbol

I know what the symbol is SUPPOSED to represent but my eyes see something totally different...

I don't know what it even looks like but lol

21 Carrot The carrot is a root vegetable, usually orange in colour, though purple, black, red, white, and yellow cultivars exist. Carrots are a domesticated form of the wild carrot, Daucus carota, native to Europe and southwestern Asia.

Looks like a pointy penis.

22 R2-D2 R2-D2 or Artoo-Detoo is a fictional robot character in the Star Wars universe created by George Lucas, who appears in the original trilogy, the prequel trilogy, and the sequel trilogy.

Seriously R2-D2 is on this list?

23 Pacific geoduck
24 The Washington Monument
25 Hotdog A hot dog is a cooked sausage, traditionally grilled or steamed and served in a sliced bun as a sandwich.
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