Top 10 Things that Look Like a Penis


The Top Ten

1 Stinkhorn Mushroom Stinkhorn Mushroom

A good replacement

Wow...! Rather impressive...Umm... It's the name of it that's making me laugh. The Urban Dictionary may just have a new entry - Stinkhorn = Penis... Haha! - Britgirl

Mother Nature is incredible. Yes, that striking resemblance is really impressive. Nature never cease to impress me. - Metal_Treasure

Greatest mushroom of all time. - AlphaQ

This is the best mushroom ever made. - AlphaQ

2 Sausage Sausage

Of course, it’s the best meat ever. - AlphaQ

3 White Asparagus White Asparagus
4 Lotus Bridge Lotus Bridge

You should let the satellites see this. - AlphaQ

On this bridge is the the border between China and Macao, and it connects countries that drive on the opposite sides of the road. - Metal_Treasure

5 Penis Fish Penis Fish

Whoever discovered this fish is a genius. - AlphaQ

Popular food in Korea and China - in Korea it's eaten raw. It's actually a worm. - Metal_Treasure

6 Verpa Penis Verpa Penis

Penis penis. - AlphaQ

Its name literally translates to “penis penis.” - Metal_Treasure

7 Acorn Worm Acorn Worm
8 Cactus Cactus

Just don't use it as a dildo ouch! - XxembermasterxX

9 Zucchini Zucchini
10 Pink Corn Pink Corn

The Contenders

11 Banana Banana

Why - PeeledBanana

Say no more. It’s curvy like a penis. - AlphaQ

12 Cucumber Cucumber
13 Atretochoana Atretochoana

The penis snake. - Userguy44

Is that a snake?!...- Kevinsidis

14 Wii Remote Wii Remote

How? - DrayTopTens

15 Corn Corn

I'll have to eat my penis like a corn on the cob. Or say EEEUU to corn


16 Combusken Combusken
17 Hagfish Hagfish
18 Carrot Carrot The carrot is a root vegetable, usually orange in colour, though purple, black, red, white, and yellow cultivars exist. Carrots are a domesticated form of the wild carrot, Daucus carota, native to Europe and southwestern Asia.

Looks like a pointy penis. - AlphaQ

19 Eggplant
20 Aries Star Sign Symbol

I know what the symbol is SUPPOSED to represent but my eyes see something totally different... - Britgirl

21 The Washington Monument The Washington Monument
22 Hotdog Hotdog A hot dog is a cooked sausage, traditionally grilled or steamed and served in a sliced bun as a sandwich.
23 The Dome of the Rock
24 R2-D2 R2-D2 R2-D2 or Artoo-Detoo is a fictional robot character in the Star Wars universe created by George Lucas, who appears in the original trilogy, the prequel trilogy, and the sequel trilogy.

Seriously R2-D2 is on this list? - Randomator

25 Corn Dog
26 Cheese Dog
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Top Remixes

1. Sausage
2. Verpa Penis
3. White Asparagus
1. Stinkhorn Mushroom
2. Penis Fish
3. Lotus Bridge


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