Top 10 Things that Look Like a Penis


The Top Ten

1 Stinkhorn Mushroom Stinkhorn Mushroom

Wow...! Rather impressive...Umm... It's the name of it that's making me laugh. The Urban Dictionary may just have a new entry - Stinkhorn = Penis... Haha! - Britgirl

Mother Nature is incredible. Yes, that striking resemblance is really impressive. Nature never cease to impress me. - Metal_Treasure

This is why I joined this site in the first place. - DCfnaf

Damn it, how'd you find out my secret intention? Nobody was supposed to know that was the reason, but somehow you figured it out! Good detective skills! - DCfnaf

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Users of this site aren't here for profit and it doesn't matter if companies will attach ads to this list or not. Also, this site is nearly ads-free. For this reason your comment has been marked as irrelevant. - Metal_Treasure

If I ever had to buy a mushroom, I’d buy this. - AlphaQ

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2 Sausage Sausage

Of course, it’s the best meat ever. - AlphaQ

3 White Asparagus White Asparagus
4 Lotus Bridge Lotus Bridge

You should let the satellites see this. - AlphaQ

On this bridge is the the border between China and Macao, and it connects countries that drive on the opposite sides of the road. - Metal_Treasure

5 Penis Fish Penis Fish

*Sees list* Every day, we stray further away from gods light. - SpectralOwl

Popular food in Korea and China - in Korea it's eaten raw. It's actually a worm. - Metal_Treasure

Whoever discovered this fish is a genius. - AlphaQ

6 Verpa Penis Verpa Penis

Penis penis. - AlphaQ

Its name literally translates to “penis penis.” - Metal_Treasure

7 Acorn Worm Acorn Worm
8 Cactus Cactus
9 Zucchini Zucchini
10 Pink Corn Pink Corn

The Contenders

11 Banana Banana

Why - PeeledBanana

Say no more. It’s curvy like a penis. - AlphaQ

12 Cucumber Cucumber
13 Atretochoana Atretochoana

The penis snake. - Userguy44

Is that a snake?!...- Kevinsidis

14 Ki-Adi-Mundi Ki-Adi-Mundi
15 Wii Remote Wii Remote

How? - DrayTopTens

16 Combusken Combusken
17 Corn Corn


18 Hinata Hyuga Hinata Hyuga Hinata Hyuga is a fictional character in the anime and manga franchise Naruto, created by Masashi Kishimoto.

Only look his short hair. - NelMemazo

19 Eggplant
20 Aries Star Sign Symbol

I know what the symbol is SUPPOSED to represent but my eyes see something totally different... - Britgirl

21 Coneheads

Mia Khalifa

*dies of laughing right now! *😂 - Userguy44

22 Fukurokuju
23 The Kinder Surprise Humpty Dumpty (Ferrero SpA) The Kinder Surprise Humpty Dumpty (Ferrero SpA)
24 Sontarans Sontarans The Sontarans are a fictional extraterrestrial agendered race of humanoids from the British science fiction television series Doctor Who, and also seen in spin-off series The Sarah Jane Adventures.
25 The Washington Monument The Washington Monument
26 Hotdog Hotdog A hot dog is a cooked sausage, traditionally grilled or steamed and served in a sliced bun as a sandwich.
27 The Dome of the Rock
28 Carrot Carrot The carrot is a root vegetable, usually orange in colour, though purple, black, red, white, and yellow cultivars exist. Carrots are a domesticated form of the wild carrot, Daucus carota, native to Europe and southwestern Asia.

Looks like a pointy penis. - AlphaQ

29 Popsicles Popsicles
30 Snickers
31 Majin Buu Majin Buu
32 Lightsaber Lightsaber
33 R2-D2 R2-D2 R2-D2 or Artoo-Detoo is a fictional robot character in the Star Wars universe created by George Lucas, who appears in the original trilogy, the prequel trilogy, and the sequel trilogy.

Seriously R2-D2 is on this list? - Randomator

34 Corn Dog Corn Dog
35 Snake Snake Snakes are elongated, legless, carnivorous reptiles of the suborder Serpentes that can be distinguished from legless lizards by their lack of eyelids and external ears.
36 Toad Toad Toad, known in Japan as Kinopio, is a major character in the Mario Bros. Franchise. He assists Princess Peach in the Mushroom Kingdom and will do whatever it takes to help her. He first appeared in the classic game, USA exclusive Super Mario Bros. 2 for the NES. Since then he has been a reoccurring more.
37 Cheese Dog
38 Xenomorph Xenomorph

His head looks like a dildo. - AlphaQ

39 Patrick Star Patrick Star Patrick Star is a fictional character in the American animated television series SpongeBob SquarePants. He is voiced by actor Bill Fagerbakke, who also voices numerous other characters on the show . Created and designed by marine biologist and cartoonist Stephen Hillenburg, the series creator, Patrick more.

His head. - Userguy44

40 Hagfish Hagfish
41 Dallas-Fort Worth Highways

No wonder why Dallas calls itself the big "D"! The D stands for "D! CK", and Dallas and Fort Worth look like an immense penis from the air!

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