Top Ten Things Meatloaf Won't Do for Love

"I would do anything for love but I won't do that."

We obviously have to use our imagination here. Just what is it that Meatloaf won't do for the greatest emotion that humans feel?
The Top Ten
1 Eat meatloaf
2 Duet with Daniel O' Donnell for charity
3 Become a brony
4 That

What exactly is "that"?

5 Do the weekly shopping in a neon lime-green tutu
6 Talk about fight club
7 Stop being a visitor and actually make an account on TheTopTens
8 Stop singing
9 Get rid of his white handkerchief
10 Get an Olympic medal
The Contenders
11 Live in a maisonette with you
12 Expect the Spanish Inquisition
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