Top 10 Things Metal Bands of Different Subgenres Would Say If They Sold Only 10 CopiesMetal_Treasure I made this list for fun and I don't hate these subgenres. I just "played" with some stereotypes, facts, tendencies and expressions.
Usually every metal band sells over 10 copies - I just exaggerated it to make the context of my list funnier.
Also, I am not complaining about metal not being mainstream - I know metal isn't mainstream and shouldn't be. In metal, popularity and the number of sold copies may be interpreted differently than in the non-metal genres.
I guess only metal fans would fully understand this list...
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This actually reminds me of what Euronymous said was why Dead commited suicide and then he wanted to be mainstream... - Lucretia
I love this one - wrests
Poor Tommy :( - cjWriter1997
"Maybe next time we should try naming it Even More Abstract to the Scenes of My Starless Oblivion, pt. XiiVi-1.2" - cjWriter1997
Technical death metal is one of the least accessible metal subgenres - it's not for everyone, especially its more brutal versions. - Metal_Treasure
I know it isn't Beethoven on the image but I mentioned Beethoven because everyone has heard of him (at least of his name). - Metal_Treasure
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2. Death Metal band: 666 of our fans have probably died since our previous album.
3. Power Metal band: Only 10 copies this time? This is because they put our album on the black metal shelf in the music shops. It wasn't a good idea to title our album 'Ode To The Black Dragon Superpowers'.