Top 10 Things Metal Bands of Different Subgenres Would Say If They Sold Only 10 CopiesI made this list for fun and I don't hate these subgenres. I just "played" with some stereotypes, facts, tendencies and expressions.
Usually every metal band sells over 10 copies - I just exaggerated it to make the context of my list funnier.
Also, I am not complaining about metal not being mainstream - I know metal isn't mainstream and shouldn't be. In metal, popularity and the number of sold copies may be interpreted differently than in the non-metal genres.
I guess only metal fans would fully understand this list...
This one surprised me I had assumed power metal was an equally obscure sub genre.
I love this one - wrests
Poor Tommy :( - cjWriter1997
"Maybe next time we should try naming it Even More Abstract to the Scenes of My Starless Oblivion, pt. XiiVi-1.2" - cjWriter1997
Technical death metal is one of the least accessible metal subgenres - it's not for everyone, especially its more brutal versions. - Metal_Treasure
I know it isn't Beethoven in the image but I mentioned Beethoven because everyone has heard of him (at least of his name). UPDATE: where's the image? There was an image over here... - Metal_Treasure