Top Ten Things Metal Elitists Would Never Say

The Top Ten

1 Enter Sandman is my favorite Metallica song
2 Of course,I try listening to hip hop. Maybe there's a rapper I like.
3 I also listen to K-Pop.
4 Who needs Thrash? I prefer Techno
5 I'm so glad that my favorite band is famous.

What's wrong with being famous?

6 I love Bittersweet Memories from BFMV!

THIS was one of the songs which got me into metal!

7 You like Nu Metal too?
8 I need the new Nickelback album

I'm pretty sure Nickelback is the guilty pleasure of lots of metalheads - Alkadikce

9 Pop is the best genre out there. Period!

haha - Fretto

Imagine Manowar playing a song
called "War for Pop! '

10 I love Paramore

Paramore trash - AlphaQ

The Contenders

11 Yeah, you're allowed to have an opinion

Whoever added this is a genius - SoldierOfFortune

12 I love Slipknot

Really? Most metalheads like Slipknot. - AlphaQ

13 Electronic music is awesome
14 Stop arguing about patches!
15 Metal sucks

Umm well they are metalheads - AlphaQ

16 It's Sunday.Time to go to church.
17 Stop talking s**t about deathcore!

* Stop talking bad stuff about
deathcore!

18 Metalcore actually got me into loving metal.

BVB got me into loving hard rock/heavy metal. Does that make me a poser? - yungstirjoey666

Their first album is metalcore though

Also my point is that the origin of how you got into metal should not determine if you are a poser or not. If that were the case, then it would be impossible to actually enjoy metal. - yungstirjoey666

True! Killswitch Engage is one of the first metal bands I started listening to! - Pegasister12

19 Grunge rules!

I mean I love grunge, I just think metals better - ryanrimmel

@CastlevaniaFanboy128 - in general, there's nothing wrong with that but a true metal fan would say: "Metal rules! " - Metal_Treasure

Grunge does rule though, from a metalhead's perspective. Nirvana were gods to me, but I just prefer metal.

20 Dab on the haters
21 I am a metal elitist
22 There is a gap between pop and more commercial metal
23 You can't expect a band not to change their sound but not repeat themselves at the same time
24 Did anyone hear the new Limp Bizkit song? It's AWESOME!
25 Metal was invented by more songs and bands, not just one
26 I just wish people would be more respectful of others' musical tastes
27 Music taste doesn't define sexuality
28 Of course you are entitled to your own opinion, despite how ignorant and absurd it is
29 Some metal bands might be good at other genres as well
30 How much for the haircut?
31 Band logos must be possible to read
32 Metal bands should have easily accessible songs to attract new fans
33 Can you help me find tickets to the new 6ix9ine concert? I really hope he gropes my baby daughter when she asks for his autograph

I don't think anyone would say thus lol. - AlphaQ

34 The big four are the best thrash metal bands
35 Children of Bodom is death metal
36 Love is an inspiring topic
37 Death metal isn't only about heaviness and technicality
38 The more melodic, the better
39 The black album is perfect to get someone into metal
40 Listen to what you like
41 Skeleton imagery on album covers is overused
42 Alcohol is so dangerous
43 I am suffering from serious depression
44 I really love it when bands sell-out and go into mainstream by playing Pop music
45 I rarely visit the Metal Archives. There's just so much negativity on there. Tumblr is the best place to get Metal recommendations.
46 Megadeath
47 You'd better respect the iconic pioneers of black metal, not unknown bands who weren't influential at all
48 Does black suit me?
49 This song would be PERFECT if we lowered the volume, slow down the beats, take out the guitar solos and screaming
50 You have a good taste in music

Oof harsh but true - AlphaQ

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