Top Ten Things That Might Take 93 Hours

PositronWildhawk

The Top Ten

1 Writing a page-turning post on TheTopTens

I think I could make one. The character limit on a blog post would be 65,000 characters or something like that.

Just when you thought that there are no more good list makers Pos makes an awesome list! Seriously, most list makers make bad lists nowadays, as the good list makers rarely make lists anymore. - Therandom

I've never seen one of these. They must be a rare species. - Martinglez

great list

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2 Getting the average American to count the number of hours that have passed

What if every American made fun of you? - FerrariDude64

That's actually offensive. To me a little bit. - FerrariDude64

Is that supposed to be an American insult? - RockFashionista

This isn't a stereotype guys,anyways,how would we even figure that out - Nateawesomeness

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3 Stephen Hawking completing the 100 metres V 1 Comment
4 Building up the pressure to demolish an office tower using one fart

93 hours? Pah! My father could manage this is in 93 seconds! You think I'm joking don't you...? - Britgirl

I think Taco Bell and Raisin Brand can help with this. - Icantbelieveitsnotbutter

Prepare much air pressure for that!

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5 Hypnotizing a girl into going out with you

Well.. If you're hypnotizing online it could take quite long. - Fandom_Lover

Can someone do this for me? - Skullkid755

That won't take long... - Nateawesomeness

It'll take a little while longer for me. - EliHbk

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6 Writing a convincing laboratory report in which the experimental data formally disproves one of the most widely accepted laws of physics

I've had to admit to "disproving" Planck's Law in assignments before. You might think that prestigious universities would invest in reliable bloody lab equipment, but no... - PositronWildhawk

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7 Ending world hunger by feeding the meat from people in first world countries to everyone in third world countries

You need to be a genius to do that,but in the bright side you will be a hero - Nateawesomeness

8 Making love to your grandmother

That's mildly disturbing. *shivers* - Pegasister12

Thanks, I now have an image of my grandma have sex with me *kills self* - AlphaQ

Does anybody have any bleach...? - MontyPython

This is the most disturbing of the bunch, but the one that made me laugh the most. Why so long? thankyou to whoever added this! You just made my day!

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9 Frying an egg by rubbing your hands together to produce heat

I wonder what's the specific heat capacity of the egg...

Friction is heat - Nateawesomeness

10 Trying to watch all the episodes of One Piece

This is actually one you can calculate. - PositronWildhawk

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The Contenders

11 Getting your hand unstuck after giving a prostate exam to an elephant

I've lost count of how many times I broke that record. - PositronWildhawk

12 Brits cleaning away plaque on their teeth

This is funny! This was probably added by an American who took 93 hours to think of it... Hup! - Britgirl

I'd laugh out loud at your amazing sense of humour but that would mean showing all my rotten teeth... - Britgirl

Another insult to a nationality? - Martinglez

He may have meant "plaque" on teeth, not "plague", though if the stereotype is accurate perhaps not - Billyv

You did one for us Pos! This is a joke, immature people who are overly sensitive. - Therandom

Well, I just hope next time, you learn how to take jokes. I got over it.

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13 Coming up with 93 things that may take 93 hours.

So it takes you one hour to think of one thing? Weird. - Fandom_Lover

14 Reading Every List On TheTopTens V 1 Comment
15 Watching at least 7 episodes of every cartoon in the world

I'll never attempt this because it says "every" and "every" includes Uncle Grandpa and Sanjay and Craig. - Skullkid755

16 Achieving an orgasm while staring at a picture of Osama Bin Laden

This would be hard for a girl to do, that's for sure. - Therandom

No way, man! Osama's so fit, he's the bomb! - PositronWildhawk

17 Destroying Part of the Great Wall of China

I wonder if that would even be able to destroy at least 10 percent!

18 Eating Broccoli
19 Trying to watch all the episodes of Naruto including fillers
20 Watching every episode of Blue's Clues
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1. Hypnotizing a girl into going out with you
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